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Any Pentecostal preachers on this site

Posted on 1/16/13 at 1:19 pm
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
56204 posts
Posted on 1/16/13 at 1:19 pm
If so I sat by you at lunch today, because I was by my loser self and he was with a group, the topics that he spoke(lectured the restaurant) on consisted of:

Gun bans
Columbine
ARs
AKs
M4s with grenade launcher

And if I'm lying I'm dying:

Game wardens using trail cams to solve crime(known as the reverse green jeans)
Collard versus uncolored dogs
Trespassers
Using Grenades to kill deer

And the finale was:

DU uses nets and warmers to keep the ducks where all the money is...I shite you not.

I gotta know, who are you on the is board? I laughed out loud at one point, I am lucky they didn't lay hands on me to get the devil out.
This post was edited on 1/16/13 at 1:20 pm
Posted by Flair Chops
to the west, my soul is bound
Member since Nov 2010
35570 posts
Posted on 1/16/13 at 1:21 pm to
that is a truly cool story. made me laugh at my desk
Posted by El Josey Wales
Greater Geismar
Member since Nov 2007
22710 posts
Posted on 1/16/13 at 1:22 pm to
That was probably Ole Geauxt
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
56204 posts
Posted on 1/16/13 at 1:22 pm to
I choked on my diet coke and Italian wedge sandwich
Posted by OldSouth
Folsom, LA
Member since Oct 2011
10940 posts
Posted on 1/16/13 at 1:23 pm to
quote:

If so I sat by you at lunch today, because I was by my loser self and he was with a group, the topics that he spoke(lectured the restaurant)


Like standing on top of a table?
Posted by El Josey Wales
Greater Geismar
Member since Nov 2007
22710 posts
Posted on 1/16/13 at 1:23 pm to
quote:

Like standing on top of a table


Please say yes.
Posted by offshoretrash
Farmerville, La
Member since Aug 2008
10170 posts
Posted on 1/16/13 at 1:25 pm to
quote:

I am lucky they didn't lay hands on me to get the devil out.



I knew one that was a very serious deer hunter to the point he prayed in church for God to help him kill a big one.
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
81604 posts
Posted on 1/16/13 at 1:25 pm to
Town?
Posted by Nodust
Member since Aug 2010
22630 posts
Posted on 1/16/13 at 1:26 pm to
Instead of amen, did they say JTTF
Posted by El Josey Wales
Greater Geismar
Member since Nov 2007
22710 posts
Posted on 1/16/13 at 1:26 pm to
Posted by JAB528
The Mexican Ocean
Member since Jun 2012
16870 posts
Posted on 1/16/13 at 1:29 pm to
quote:

Instead of amen, did they say JTTF


Posted by jorconalx
alexandria
Member since Aug 2011
8586 posts
Posted on 1/16/13 at 1:32 pm to
where did this take place?
Posted by Judge Smails
Native Son of NELA
Member since Mar 2008
5515 posts
Posted on 1/16/13 at 1:33 pm to
quote:

Town?


You planning on doing some PI work if it was CENLA?
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
81604 posts
Posted on 1/16/13 at 1:35 pm to
Posted by El Josey Wales
Greater Geismar
Member since Nov 2007
22710 posts
Posted on 1/16/13 at 1:36 pm to
Is that the preacher from Justified?
Posted by Teyeger
Smoke Grove
Member since Sep 2011
2410 posts
Posted on 1/16/13 at 1:37 pm to
quote:

Instead of amen, did they say JTTF




Thats hilarious.
This post was edited on 1/16/13 at 1:38 pm
Posted by Judge Smails
Native Son of NELA
Member since Mar 2008
5515 posts
Posted on 1/16/13 at 1:37 pm to
The guy on the right is a man of God. It's his sister that's running the grift/criminal enterprise.
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
81604 posts
Posted on 1/16/13 at 1:39 pm to
Yup, and the kid from Jurassic
Posted by braindeadboxer
Utopia
Member since Nov 2011
8742 posts
Posted on 1/16/13 at 1:39 pm to
I was raised Pentecostal. Sounds like the preacher we had when I was a kid.

ETA: We didn't play with snakes. We followed the OB's example and shot them all.
This post was edited on 1/16/13 at 1:40 pm
Posted by Teyeger
Smoke Grove
Member since Sep 2011
2410 posts
Posted on 1/16/13 at 1:40 pm to
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El Josey Wales


Hey dude....who is that girl in your avi? She is badass.
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