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Any Jim Gaffigan fans in here?

Posted on 1/3/13 at 11:40 am
Posted by upgrade
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Posted on 1/3/13 at 11:40 am
Posted by JStanDawgFan
Evans, Ga
Member since Jul 2012
3987 posts
Posted on 1/3/13 at 11:44 am to
Have people been complaining that they can't get ketchup out of the bottle?

For like a hundred years.

I'll talk to our gravity experts.





I love Gaffigan!
Posted by manwich
You've wanted my
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 1/3/13 at 11:45 am to
hot pocket
Posted by Buck Magnum
Springdale
Member since Dec 2003
11613 posts
Posted on 1/3/13 at 11:46 am to
"My favorite ride at Disney World? The one back to the airport."

That is one of my favorite lines from him.
Posted by upgrade
Member since Jul 2011
13034 posts
Posted on 1/3/13 at 11:51 am to
He goes on a Mcdonalds rip just like the Hot Pocket jokes in Mr. Universe.
Posted by Pilot Tiger
North Carolina
Member since Nov 2005
73144 posts
Posted on 1/3/13 at 11:53 am to
love both the standups on netflix

"i love when people act like their too good for Mcdonalds...like 'ugh id NEVER eat there'...well Mcdonalds wouldnt want you because you're a dick"
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
101920 posts
Posted on 1/3/13 at 11:53 am to
quote:

Any Jim Gaffigan fans in here?


Might be my favorite comic... hysterical.
Posted by Oswald
South of the St. George Buffer Zone
Member since Aug 2011
3477 posts
Posted on 1/3/13 at 11:55 am to
quote:

Any Jim Gaffigan fans in here?


Absolutely. One of my favorite comedians.
Posted by Flair Chops
to the west, my soul is bound
Member since Nov 2010
35572 posts
Posted on 1/3/13 at 11:55 am to
how bout eggs?
Posted by RonFNSwanson
University of LSU
Member since Mar 2012
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Posted on 1/3/13 at 11:55 am to
One of my favorites
Posted by KingofthePoint
Member since Feb 2009
10135 posts
Posted on 1/3/13 at 11:55 am to
quote:

both the standups on netflix

Good to know
quote:

"i love when people act like their too good for Mcdonalds...like 'ugh id NEVER eat there'...well Mcdonalds wouldnt want you because you're a dick"

This post was edited on 1/3/13 at 11:57 am
Posted by manwich
You've wanted my
Member since Oct 2008
52601 posts
Posted on 1/3/13 at 11:57 am to
quote:

hot pocket


and you know you are hearing it in his voice
Posted by jojothetireguy
Live out in Coconut Grove
Member since Jan 2009
10484 posts
Posted on 1/3/13 at 11:57 am to
delivery is just like brian regan
Posted by Pilot Tiger
North Carolina
Member since Nov 2005
73144 posts
Posted on 1/3/13 at 11:58 am to
anyone ever had TOO many mcdonalds fries?


ME NEITHER
Posted by batman
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2004
691 posts
Posted on 1/3/13 at 12:00 pm to
his tweets are pretty great too

LINK
Posted by Flair Chops
to the west, my soul is bound
Member since Nov 2010
35572 posts
Posted on 1/3/13 at 12:04 pm to
quote:

and you know you are hearing it in his voice
god pockets


hey, harvey... but harvey was gone
Posted by Doldil
The Ham
Member since Jan 2010
6214 posts
Posted on 1/3/13 at 12:08 pm to
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hot pocket


that whole thing with the hot pockets in his routine really made me not like him. it's all I can ever think about when I hear his name and it makes me want to go club a baby seal or something.
Posted by The Sad Banana
The gate is narrow.
Member since Jul 2008
89498 posts
Posted on 1/3/13 at 12:11 pm to
Did I eat it or rub it on my face?

And now there's the Lean Pocket, I don't even wanna know what's in those. Step 1, take out of wrapper. Step 2, place directly into toilet.
Posted by Pilot Tiger
North Carolina
Member since Nov 2005
73144 posts
Posted on 1/3/13 at 12:12 pm to
quote:

that whole thing with the hot pockets in his routine really made me not like him. it's all I can ever think about when I hear his name and it makes me want to go club a baby seal or something.
mean pockets!
Posted by Pilot Tiger
North Carolina
Member since Nov 2005
73144 posts
Posted on 1/3/13 at 12:12 pm to
flush pocket
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