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re: Your favorite minor funny scenes in movies...
Posted on 1/3/13 at 11:50 am to JohnnyBgood
Posted on 1/3/13 at 11:50 am to JohnnyBgood
In Coming to America Mr. Mcdowell has a few of them.
"me and the Mcdonalds people got a bit of a misunderstanding....
See, they're Mcdonalds, we're Mcdowelss....
They got the Golden Arches, we got the Golden Arcs
They got the Big Mac, we got the Big Mic
We both use an all beef patty, lettuce, tomato and special sauce, but they use a sesame seed bun, our bun has no seed."
"me and the Mcdonalds people got a bit of a misunderstanding....
See, they're Mcdonalds, we're Mcdowelss....
They got the Golden Arches, we got the Golden Arcs
They got the Big Mac, we got the Big Mic
We both use an all beef patty, lettuce, tomato and special sauce, but they use a sesame seed bun, our bun has no seed."
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Posted on 1/3/13 at 1:30 pm to upgrade
There are way too many to name.
Several in Dumb and Dumber, Big Lebowski, 40 Year Old Virgin, Wedding Crashers, a ton of others
I love my sig quote from Heavy Weights.
Several in Dumb and Dumber, Big Lebowski, 40 Year Old Virgin, Wedding Crashers, a ton of others
I love my sig quote from Heavy Weights.
Posted on 1/3/13 at 1:43 pm to JohnnyBgood
Just about any scene with Brad Pitt in Inglorious Basterds. His Italian impersonation, in particular, had me rolling. And the last scene of the movie was hysterical.
Posted on 1/3/13 at 1:56 pm to JohnnyBgood
The entire film of The Big Lebowski is minor funny scene after minor funny scene.
The opening scene:
Dude opens a carton of half and half, takes a sip of it, purchases it by writing a check for 69 cents as the news goes on about "unchecked aggression."
Anything with Donnie:
"I am the walrus."
The entire pool scene:
"Blow on them."
"You want me to blow on your toes?"
"I can't blow that far."
[looks at man lazing in the pool] "Are you sure he won't mind?"
"Uli doesn't care about anything. He's a Nihilist."
"Ohhh, must be exhausting."
"I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars."
"Ahhaha. Wonderful woman. We're all, we're all very fond of her. Very free-spirited."
"Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred."
"Ahaha. That's marvelous."
"I'm just gonna go find a cash machine."
Watching LogJammin' with Maude:
"Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here. "
"He fixes the cable? "
"Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey."
And on and on.
The opening scene:
Dude opens a carton of half and half, takes a sip of it, purchases it by writing a check for 69 cents as the news goes on about "unchecked aggression."
Anything with Donnie:
"I am the walrus."
The entire pool scene:
"Blow on them."
"You want me to blow on your toes?"
"I can't blow that far."
[looks at man lazing in the pool] "Are you sure he won't mind?"
"Uli doesn't care about anything. He's a Nihilist."
"Ohhh, must be exhausting."
"I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars."
"Ahhaha. Wonderful woman. We're all, we're all very fond of her. Very free-spirited."
"Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred."
"Ahaha. That's marvelous."
"I'm just gonna go find a cash machine."
Watching LogJammin' with Maude:
"Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here. "
"He fixes the cable? "
"Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey."
And on and on.
Posted on 1/3/13 at 2:00 pm to LoveThatMoney
Obviously you're not a golfer.
Posted on 1/3/13 at 2:01 pm to upgrade
quote:
but they use a sesame seed bun, our bun has no seeds
Quoted this very line two nights ago.
Posted on 1/3/13 at 2:02 pm to JStanDawgFan
Posted on 1/3/13 at 2:04 pm to beaverfever
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Lol that's my favorite part of superbad.
The part that always got me was "He's the fastest kid alive"
Posted on 1/3/13 at 2:08 pm to RonFNSwanson
The sex offender scene in Knocked Up
"Well, I'll skip their houses when we're trick-or-treating. What do you want me to do? Form a posse? Got your six-shooter no you? I got my lynching rope."
"I don't take it lightly. You know, I'm not gonna go over to any of these people's houses and say, 'Hey, do you mind... Can you babysit?'."
"Well, I'll skip their houses when we're trick-or-treating. What do you want me to do? Form a posse? Got your six-shooter no you? I got my lynching rope."
"I don't take it lightly. You know, I'm not gonna go over to any of these people's houses and say, 'Hey, do you mind... Can you babysit?'."
Posted on 1/3/13 at 2:10 pm to JohnnyBgood
"Young Frankenstein"
- 'Walk this way....this way' - Igor to Frederick
- When the Blind Man (Gene Hackman) smashes the monster (Peter Boyle's) mug during his toast.
"Office Space"
- Peter's dream of Lumbergh drinking coffee and screwing Joanna.
- The consultants Michael Bolton infatuation
"Stripes"
- Russel Ziskey (Harold Ramis) singing 'Hari Krishna' after John Candy's haircut.
- John Winger tells his cab lady "I just wish I hadn't drank all that cough medicine."
"Home Alone"
- When John Candy talks about leaving the kid in the funeral home - "he was ok after, you know, six-seven weeks."
- Harry to Marv - "he's not going to call the.....(police)...from a tree house ??!!"
"Mars Attacks"
- When the space ship aims the Washington Monument at the running boy scouts.
- The martians doing back-up singing to Tom Jones
- 'Walk this way....this way' - Igor to Frederick
- When the Blind Man (Gene Hackman) smashes the monster (Peter Boyle's) mug during his toast.
"Office Space"
- Peter's dream of Lumbergh drinking coffee and screwing Joanna.
- The consultants Michael Bolton infatuation
"Stripes"
- Russel Ziskey (Harold Ramis) singing 'Hari Krishna' after John Candy's haircut.
- John Winger tells his cab lady "I just wish I hadn't drank all that cough medicine."
"Home Alone"
- When John Candy talks about leaving the kid in the funeral home - "he was ok after, you know, six-seven weeks."
- Harry to Marv - "he's not going to call the.....(police)...from a tree house ??!!"
"Mars Attacks"
- When the space ship aims the Washington Monument at the running boy scouts.
- The martians doing back-up singing to Tom Jones
Posted on 1/3/13 at 2:23 pm to LoveThatMoney
quote:
Watching LogJammin' with Maude:
"Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here. "
"He fixes the cable? "
"Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey."
love that part
Posted on 1/3/13 at 2:28 pm to JohnnyBgood
Early on in Ghostbusters when they get canned by Columbia and they are trying to figure out what to do, Ray is freaking out and declares "You don't know what it's like out there! I've worked in the private sector........they expect result."
This post was edited on 1/3/13 at 2:28 pm
Posted on 1/3/13 at 2:40 pm to upgrade
quote:*watching Mr. Randy Watson*
In Coming to America
Damn! That boy good!
Yeah, good and terrible.
This post was edited on 1/3/13 at 2:41 pm
Posted on 1/3/13 at 2:42 pm to JStanDawgFan
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Hot Rod....
A masterpiece that often goes unappreciated.
Posted on 1/3/13 at 2:56 pm to JohnnyBgood
In The Sasquatch Gang theres a character named Shirts that is never shown wearing a shirt.
Posted on 1/3/13 at 2:58 pm to kingbob
From Sixteen Candles:
From Gung Ho:
quote:
What was he wearing? Well, uh, let's see, he was wearing a red argyle sweater, and tan trousers, and red shoes... Hmm? No, he's not retarded.
From Gung Ho:
quote:
Couldn't go home. Somebody filled my car with horse manure.
- Who would do that?
- I don't know. I don't think it was a horse.
Posted on 1/3/13 at 3:01 pm to TygerTyger
quote:
Gung Ho:
lots of good ones from there!
When he is pretending to polish the windshield that isn't there, and makes the little squeak sound effect!
Posted on 1/3/13 at 3:23 pm to Draconian Sanctions
From Spies Like Us:
Russian Interregator #2: Every minute you don't tell us why you are here, I cut off a finger.
Emmett Fitz-Hume: Mine or yours?
Russian Interregator #2: Yours.
Emmett Fitz-Hume: Damn!
Emmett Fitz-Hume: Oh. Uh, will you hold my wallet for me while I take the test, please? There's a thousand dollars in there... or maybe there isn't. Know what I mean?
Test Monitor: Are you saying I can take this money if I help you pass the test?
Emmett Fitz-Hume: What do you think?
Col. Rhumbus:
Listen, it's my job to get you prepared to go out into the field for combat. Now, I must know right away what I have to work with. I have made my decision.
Emmett Fitz-Hume:
What's it say?
Austin Millbarge:
"Pussy."
Russian Interregator #2: Every minute you don't tell us why you are here, I cut off a finger.
Emmett Fitz-Hume: Mine or yours?
Russian Interregator #2: Yours.
Emmett Fitz-Hume: Damn!
Emmett Fitz-Hume: Oh. Uh, will you hold my wallet for me while I take the test, please? There's a thousand dollars in there... or maybe there isn't. Know what I mean?
Test Monitor: Are you saying I can take this money if I help you pass the test?
Emmett Fitz-Hume: What do you think?
Col. Rhumbus:
Listen, it's my job to get you prepared to go out into the field for combat. Now, I must know right away what I have to work with. I have made my decision.
Emmett Fitz-Hume:
What's it say?
Austin Millbarge:
"Pussy."
Posted on 1/3/13 at 3:40 pm to Geauxld Finger
In Pineapple Express when James Franco goes "What's down there, a fricking Rancor?"
Posted on 1/3/13 at 4:06 pm to Geauxld Finger
quote:
Watching LogJammin' with Maude:
"Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here. "
"He fixes the cable? "
"Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey."
I love when Bunny's "roommate" shows up in the porno and Maude mutters "the story is ludicrous"
Also, the entire exchange between The Dude and Da Fino always makes me crack up
Da Fino: I'm a brother shamus!
Dude: A brother shamus....like an irish monk?
Da Fin: What the frick are you talking about?
This post was edited on 1/3/13 at 4:10 pm
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