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AbitaFan08
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Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
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Having to pee while stuck in traffic


Is terrible. I never know if I should just wait, find a random bottle in my car, or pull off to the side of the interstate and wave to traffic while I handle business.






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shutterspeed
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Da Sipp
Member since May 2007
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re: Having to pee while stuck in traffic


Even worse when you have to boo boo.





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PowerTool
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Member since Dec 2009
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re: Having to pee while stuck in traffic


Just go for the bottle. It's not like you're gonna piss all over yourself trying.





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LSUzealot
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re: Having to pee while stuck in traffic


Don't get stuck in that position. Piss before rush hour or big cities. I have put 250k miles on my car & only once got stuck in traffic having to piss. I made a uturn on the interstate medium it got so bad.





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Beefherinthequeefer
Member since Jan 2008
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re: Having to pee while stuck in traffic


Just pull over and piss.





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Swoopin
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AbitaFan08
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Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
4021 posts

re: Having to pee while stuck in traffic


Yeah that's inevitable. Don't have a bottle anyway, that's what I get for keeping my car clean.





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long4life
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Member since Aug 2012
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re: Having to pee while stuck in traffic


why can't we get a toilet pan built into the seats? it's inevitable that we will need to use it.





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duggieblue
Auburn Fan
GA
Member since Feb 2010
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re: Having to pee while stuck in traffic


Vitamin Water or SoBe bottles.
I drink one on the way to work so I almost always have one in the car. I refuse to stop to piss on the way home from work. Which I sometimes have to do.

Should I wash them before I put in the recycle bin?






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PowerTool
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re: Having to pee while stuck in traffic


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Vitamin Water or SoBe bottles.


Yep. Nothing makes your peen feel big like trying to pee into a regular soda bottle.






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lake2280
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south
Member since Nov 2012
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re: Having to pee while stuck in traffic


do people not go on road trips anymore.We used to carry milk jugs with us cause with us drinking and having a good time the driver would refuse to pull over.





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lsu480
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Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
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re: Having to pee while stuck in traffic


quote:

Vitamin Water or SoBe bottles.
I drink one on the way to work so I almost always have one in the car. I refuse to stop to piss on the way home from work. Which I sometimes have to do.


You sit down when you pee!!!!!!!!

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do people not go on road trips anymore.We used to carry milk jugs with us cause with us drinking and having a good time the driver would refuse to pull over.



And you do too! :rotflmao:



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duggieblue
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GA
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re: Having to pee while stuck in traffic


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Yep. Nothing makes your peen feel big like trying to pee into a regular soda bottle.


Or those regular size water bottles.






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lsu480
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Member since Oct 2007
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re: Having to pee while stuck in traffic


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Or those regular size water bottles.



Or a 5 hour energy






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Tiger n Miami AU83
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Miami
Member since Oct 2007
34637 posts

re: Having to pee while stuck in traffic


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just wait, find a random bottle in my car, or pull off to the side of the interstate and wave to traffic while I handle business.



Done all 3 at some point or another in my life.






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duggieblue
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Member since Feb 2010
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re: Having to pee while stuck in traffic


quote:

You sit down when you pee!!!!!!!!


Not technically as I have to push up to where my buttocks are not on the seat to get the bottle perpendicular to the earth. I have become quite proficient while driving at 70 mph.






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Capital Cajun
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Over Yonder
Member since Aug 2007
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re: Having to pee while stuck in traffic


This is why I keep a empty Gatorade bottle in my truck.





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lake2280
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south
Member since Nov 2012
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re: Having to pee while stuck in traffic


If you really want solve the problem "cocaine is a helluva drug" helping me not pee in milk jugs since 2003.





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shawnlsu
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Member since Nov 2011
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re: Having to pee while stuck in traffic


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Gatorade bottle

Pissed in one on the basin bridge on the way back from Freeport. I was too close to home to stop so I reached around to find an empty 32 oz. I had no idea how fast you could fill up a gatorade bottle. I had to pinch it off and find another one to finish in.






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Southern Farmer
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Greenville, MS
Member since Jul 2012
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re: Having to pee while stuck in traffic


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find a random bottle in my car


Clean out your car if there's just random bottles of shite laying around.

Not going to say I haven't pissed in a Sobe Lifewater/Vitamin Water bottle too. All I drink.






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