How it should have ended--HP

He sinks the putt and Moose and Rocko help the judge find his checkbook.

I asked one of my friends and her mom who are gigantic HP fans why they don't just use guns.

They yelled at me.

That was great.
"It's a really long story, so long if I were to write it down it would take seven books"
--"or eight movies"

Great point, you have a device that can go back in time, you have THE invisibility cloak, a map that can tell you where anyone is.. Why not just go back and save everyone?

That was awesome.

The honey badger reference was freaking golden. "Honey Badger takes what he wants."

I cracked up when Neville appeared yelling "I'm awesome."