re: Crackpot ASOIAF Theories SPOILERS

Lena would be a million times prettier if she didn't have all of those tats all over her body. However I think she's a good Cersei/has the Cersei look.

I'd say Sophie Turner is the prettiest female but she's barely 18. . Emilia looks weird to me with dark hair but pretty as Dany; Natalie Dormer sometimes looks good, sometimes looks weird; Rose Leslie is alright, but not great; Lena, would be better if her whole body wasn't inked out.

I think the prettiest one will be whoever they cast for Val and Arianne. They'll make the rest look average in comparison.

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Lena would be a million times prettier if she didn't have all of those tats all over her body

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How tough is it to blot out all of her tats on film? Does she lose gigs because of it?

Not that difficult; there's makeup that covers tattoos, but it takes time to apply it (similar to putting foundation on your face, but it's a lot heavier than that). Plus most of her Cersei outfits are rather conservative so she probably doesn't spend much time in makeup to cover up her tattoos. I'm sure the day they shoot the Walk of Shame scene for S5 that it'll take them a while to cover them all up/may have to do some digital editing.

I'm sure D&D won't pass up the opportunity to cast Taena for Season 5.

I tend to think Sophie is the best looking of the females but she's still really young.

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A smallish insignificant character will be introduced as an afterthought. Then, before you know it, there will be a major death, nobody will know how it happened, and this smallish character will have disappeared. Then, we will jump back into Arya's POV and we will all realize it was her.

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Man oh man, I love this idea for Arya's story arc.

Chapter Title: The Valonqar

He passes into the inner chamber of the Sept and finds Cercei slumped over the body of King Tommen. Her grief and anguish echoes off the arched stone walls. She turns at the sound of his footsteps and gazes upon him with eyes wet with torment. Her expression quickly changes to hatred.

"You! It was you!," screams Cercei. "You will pay for the death of my three children, Tyrion. By the seven I swear it!"

The Valonqar was on her as soon as the words left mouth; faster than Cercei could ever expect the small, stunted imp to move. His hands were immediately around her pale, white throat choking the life from her.

"Consider this a gift from the Starks," the Valonqar purred in a voice much too high in pitch to belong to the dwarf she knew so well.

I made a deal with the new g/f last night. I told her I'd watch an episode of Vampire Diaries if she would agree to watch just one episode of Game of Thrones. If she didn't like it, I would never mention it again.

We didn't go to sleep until we had watched 5 episodes and she said, "frick Vampire Diaries. This is amazing!"

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Chapter Title: The Valonqar

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I like this a lot.

Euron Greyjoy claims to have held a dragon’s egg in his hand. A Myrish wizard swore he could hatch it if Euron gave him a year and all the gold that he required. When Euron grew bored with his excuses he slew him. As he watched his entrails sliding through his fingers the wizard said “But it has not been a year”. When Victarion asks Euron to show him the egg he tells him that he threw it in the sea during one of his dark moods.

AFFC chapter 29- The Reaver

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Chapter Title: The Valonqar

He passes into the inner chamber of the Sept and finds Cercei slumped over the body of King Tommen. Her grief and anguish echoes off the arched stone walls. She turns at the sound of his footsteps and gazes upon him with eyes wet with torment. Her expression quickly changes to hatred.

"You! It was you!," screams Cercei. "You will pay for the death of my three children, Tyrion. By the seven I swear it!"

The Valonqar was on her as soon as the words left mouth; faster than Cercei could ever expect the small, stunted imp to move. His hands were immediately around her pale, white throat choking the life from her.

"Consider this a gift from the Starks," the Valonqar purred in a voice much too high in pitch to belong to the dwarf she knew so well.

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Wait where is this Valonqar chapter from?! Or is it made up?