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Posted on 8/16/12 at 3:02 pm to
Posted by Carson123987
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Posted on 8/16/12 at 3:02 pm to
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Mr. Random Numbers


That's it, I'm going to the help board to request a name change
Posted by manwich
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Posted on 8/16/12 at 3:02 pm to
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somewhere else, there's a passage where Euron captures 4 warlocks, kills one, then makes the other 3 eat him.

how did i miss this
Posted by Carson123987
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Posted on 8/16/12 at 3:05 pm to
It was in AFFC I believe
Posted by BluegrassBelle
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Posted on 8/16/12 at 3:25 pm to
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Be careful, I think Mr. Random Numbers has ulterior motives.


Sly fellow that Mr. Random Numbers.
Posted by DMagic
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Posted on 8/16/12 at 3:33 pm to
Euron also loves drinking shade of the evening the same shite Dany had to drink before going into the House of the Undying
Posted by Carson123987
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Posted on 8/16/12 at 3:36 pm to
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Euron also loves drinking shade of the evening the same shite Dany had to drink before going into the House of the Undying


That'd be fricked up if he had one eye AND blue lips
Posted by ornagestorm
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Posted on 8/16/12 at 3:38 pm to
not sure if this had been covered yet:

This is my crackpot theory

That Tyrion not Joffrey was the target on Joffrey's wedding day. He had several drinks from the chalice before and was fine, and only started choking right after after he had some of Tyrion's untouched food. The Strangler reacts right away, look what happened to Creesen. One little sip of it was enough to kill him right way.

Littlefinger never outright admits he had Joffrey killed just some vague hints. I think he would have bragged about it a lot more if the king was his target. Somebody got Tyrant to go after Tyrion during the battle, so somebody very powerful wanted him dead. Who was around during the battle,

Posted by CottonWasKing
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Posted on 8/16/12 at 3:44 pm to
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That'd be fricked up if he had one eye AND blue lips




His lips are described as being blue.....



Come on random numbers catch up
Posted by Carson123987
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Posted on 8/16/12 at 3:49 pm to
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His lips are described as being blue.....


frick me. I must've missed it
Posted by BluegrassBelle
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Posted on 8/16/12 at 3:52 pm to
I think there's holes in the pie theory. Littlefinger or one of the Tyrells (the two candidates I think was doing the poisoning) need Tyrion as a scapegoat. Joffrey dying better serves the Tyrells (for the sake of Margery) and even LF with his ulterior motives (wedding Sansa to get the North).

There's also the greater risk of multiple poisonings with the pie instead of just the cup. And it was when the chalice was refilled that he was poisoned. Someone could've easily slipped it in on the refill.
This post was edited on 8/16/12 at 3:54 pm
Posted by CottonWasKing
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Posted on 8/16/12 at 4:31 pm to
I thought it was practically proven that Olenna Redwyne did it.

Didn't she adjust sansa's tiara (or whatever the frick its called) and thats where she got the strangler from?
Posted by Carson123987
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Posted on 8/16/12 at 4:43 pm to
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I thought it was practically proven that Olenna Redwyne did it.

Didn't she adjust sansa's tiara (or whatever the frick its called) and thats where she got the strangler from?


mhm. Littlefinger had her do it.
Posted by CottonWasKing
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Posted on 8/16/12 at 4:56 pm to
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mhm. Littlefinger had her do it.




I don't think anyone "has" Olenna Redwyne do anything
Posted by PsychTiger
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Posted on 8/16/12 at 5:02 pm to
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That's it, I'm going to the help board to request a name change


That's a fun thread 789321nosraC.
Posted by Tiger in NY
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Posted on 8/16/12 at 5:10 pm to
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And I read the Hedge Knight today


Me too. I was thinking of starting a thread on it. So cool to see some of the backstory of what is going on. Found out that Casterly Rock and Highgarden are ancient enemies. That has to come into play. I am now about 20 pages into The Sworn Sword, and just starting to learn of Bloodraven and the Blackfyre Rebellion.
Posted by auyushu
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Posted on 8/16/12 at 5:14 pm to
quote:

I thought it was practically proven that Olenna Redwyne did it.

Didn't she adjust sansa's tiara (or whatever the frick its called) and thats where she got the strangler from?





Yep, exactly. Olenna and Marg decided to whack Joffery after Sansa told them what a monster he was.
Posted by Tiger in NY
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Posted on 8/16/12 at 5:15 pm to
quote:

That Tyrion not Joffrey was the target on Joffrey's wedding day. He had several drinks from the chalice before and was fine, and only started choking right after after he had some of Tyrion's untouched food.


The Grandma Tyrell was the poisener and she liked Tyrion.

quote:

adjust sansa's tiara (or whatever the frick its called)


Yeah, she took it from that missing jewel in the hairnet.
This post was edited on 8/16/12 at 5:20 pm
Posted by CottonWasKing
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Posted on 8/16/12 at 5:15 pm to
quote:

Yep, exactly. Olenna and Marg decided to whack Joffery after Sansa told them what a monster he was.




Nothing else really makes sense to me.
Posted by SaintEB
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Posted on 8/16/12 at 5:17 pm to
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Carson123987


In all seriousness, you'll probably have a better chance of getting your numbers dropped if you email them....tigerdroppings@gmail.com . The Help Board may get you nowhere. And, they may not do Carson because it is taken, even though that dude never posts.
Posted by CottonWasKing
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Posted on 8/16/12 at 5:18 pm to
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In all seriousness, you'll probably have a better chance of getting your numbers dropped if you email them....tigerdroppings@gmail.com . The Help Board may get you nowhere. And, they may not do Carson because it is taken, even though that dude never posts.




He'll always be mr.randomnumbers to me
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