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Hot Pocket Advice
Posted on 8/5/12 at 5:35 pm
Posted on 8/5/12 at 5:35 pm
well i'm being too lazy to go to the store this sunday so i microwaved a hot pocket, how long should i give it before biting in to avoid destroying the entire inside of my mouth?
12
Posted on 8/5/12 at 5:35 pm to sgallo3
3 mins
Posted on 8/5/12 at 5:35 pm to sgallo3
Bite it immediately
Posted on 8/5/12 at 5:36 pm to sgallo3
Minute and 6 seconds
Posted on 8/5/12 at 5:36 pm to sgallo3
no matter what you do, it WILL destroy the inside of your mouth.
Posted on 8/5/12 at 5:36 pm to sgallo3
Cut a hole in it and let the hot air escape for 2 minutes, then bon appetit.
Posted on 8/5/12 at 5:40 pm to sgallo3
grab it out of the zapper and shove it down your throat you fricking pussy
Posted on 8/5/12 at 5:40 pm to sgallo3
Wait the length of time you realize this isn't the food and drink board.
Posted on 8/5/12 at 5:42 pm to Kafka
quote:
grab it out of the zapper and shove it down your throat you fricking pussy
but i want to be able to taste my food for the next week
Posted on 8/5/12 at 5:42 pm to sgallo3
Cook one at 1:45; two at 2:45
Eat the beginning crust off and form a hole. This lets the steam out of the inside. Wait another minute. Enjoy.
Never really eat these things now but I used to a long time ago.
Eat the beginning crust off and form a hole. This lets the steam out of the inside. Wait another minute. Enjoy.
Never really eat these things now but I used to a long time ago.
Posted on 8/5/12 at 5:47 pm to sgallo3
What is this Hot Pocket you speak of? The food of the poor?
Posted on 8/5/12 at 5:48 pm to ILikeLSUToo
my personal chef makes my hot pockets from scratch she somehow knows to get them the perfect temp
Posted on 8/5/12 at 5:55 pm to sgallo3
quote:
well i'm being too lazy to go to the store this sunday so i microwaved a hot pocket, how long should i give it before biting in to avoid destroying the entire inside of my mouth?
Lava hot. 10 minutes on high. Your palate is overated.
Should have gone with a steak in the nuker. I'm told it's amazingly delicious.
Posted on 8/5/12 at 6:07 pm to sgallo3
Bite a little off of one corner and then bite a little off of the other corner on the opposite side (i.e. if your hot pocket was a car we'd open the driver's side window and the back right passenger window).
Next, wrap your lips around the hot, flaky hole and gently blow cool air through the hot pocket. Steam will come out of the other side, but you are bringing the internal temp down to moderate. Do not suck, or piping hot liquid will spurt back down your throat.
It only takes a minute or two to successfully blow to completion. After this, your food will be ready to eat.
Bon appetit.
Next, wrap your lips around the hot, flaky hole and gently blow cool air through the hot pocket. Steam will come out of the other side, but you are bringing the internal temp down to moderate. Do not suck, or piping hot liquid will spurt back down your throat.
It only takes a minute or two to successfully blow to completion. After this, your food will be ready to eat.
Bon appetit.
Posted on 8/5/12 at 7:11 pm to sgallo3
chicken parm FTW
This post was edited on 8/5/12 at 7:12 pm
Posted on 8/5/12 at 7:13 pm to S
I thought the scalding burns were part of the fun of eating hot pockets and pizza rolls.
Posted on 8/5/12 at 7:15 pm to TigerMyth36
mais yeah
Posted on 8/5/12 at 7:17 pm to S
Those damn pizza rolls are the worst. It is impossible to wait for them to cool down.
Posted on 8/5/12 at 7:18 pm to TigerMyth36
and the outer part is deceptively cool, then the pizza stuff inside just gets you good.
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