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What it's like being a Tiger fan in Mississippi...
Posted on 2/28/12 at 2:58 pm
Posted on 2/28/12 at 2:58 pm
This is an email I just received from an Ole Miss fan in my office.
The year is 2016 and the United States has just elected the first woman as well as the first Mississippian as President.
A few days after the election the president-elect calls her father and says, 'So, Daddy, I assume you will be coming to my inauguration?'
'I don't think so. It's a 16 hour drive, your mother isn't as young as she used to be, and my arthritis is acting up again.'
'Don't worry about it Daddy, I'll send Air Force One to pick you up and take you home. A limousine will pick you up at the door.'
'I don't know. Everybody will be so fancy. What would your mother wear?'
'Oh, Daddy', replies the president-elect, 'I'll make sure she has a wonderful gown custom made by the best designer in Washington.'
'Honey,'Dad complains, 'you know I can't eat those rich foods you and your friends like to eat.'
The President-to-be responds, 'Don't worry Daddy. The entire affair is going to be handled by the best caterer in Washington. I'll ensure your meals are salt free Daddy; I really want you to come.'
'So Dad reluctantly agrees, and on January 20,2017, the first woman and first Mississippian is being sworn in as President of the United States. In the front row sits the new president's mom and dad. Dad notices the Supreme Court Justice sitting next to him and leans over and whispers, 'You see that woman over there with her hand on the Bible, becoming President of the United States.'
The Justice whispers back, 'Yes I do.'
Daddy says proudly, 'Her brother played football at Ole Miss.
I couldn't help but laugh at this! Especially after last year!
The year is 2016 and the United States has just elected the first woman as well as the first Mississippian as President.
A few days after the election the president-elect calls her father and says, 'So, Daddy, I assume you will be coming to my inauguration?'
'I don't think so. It's a 16 hour drive, your mother isn't as young as she used to be, and my arthritis is acting up again.'
'Don't worry about it Daddy, I'll send Air Force One to pick you up and take you home. A limousine will pick you up at the door.'
'I don't know. Everybody will be so fancy. What would your mother wear?'
'Oh, Daddy', replies the president-elect, 'I'll make sure she has a wonderful gown custom made by the best designer in Washington.'
'Honey,'Dad complains, 'you know I can't eat those rich foods you and your friends like to eat.'
The President-to-be responds, 'Don't worry Daddy. The entire affair is going to be handled by the best caterer in Washington. I'll ensure your meals are salt free Daddy; I really want you to come.'
'So Dad reluctantly agrees, and on January 20,2017, the first woman and first Mississippian is being sworn in as President of the United States. In the front row sits the new president's mom and dad. Dad notices the Supreme Court Justice sitting next to him and leans over and whispers, 'You see that woman over there with her hand on the Bible, becoming President of the United States.'
The Justice whispers back, 'Yes I do.'
Daddy says proudly, 'Her brother played football at Ole Miss.
I couldn't help but laugh at this! Especially after last year!
Posted on 2/28/12 at 2:58 pm to Tygerfan14
this joke is pretty old breh
Posted on 2/28/12 at 3:03 pm to Tygerfan14
It's like being Shaq living in a state of midgets
Posted on 2/28/12 at 3:19 pm to Elleshoe
Sorry. First time I've heard it.
Posted on 2/28/12 at 3:25 pm to Elleshoe
quote:at least twenty years old
this joke is pretty old
Posted on 2/28/12 at 3:33 pm to Tygerfan14
This has been circulating since 1942
Posted on 2/28/12 at 3:54 pm to redwingtiger
testosterone is rated higher than estrogen in our culture.
Posted on 2/28/12 at 3:57 pm to Tygerfan14
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Especially after last year!
What happened last year? Ole miss sucked again? Am I missing something?
Posted on 2/28/12 at 5:20 pm to Tygerfan14
Well, it's awesome bc they can't say shite other than how much they hate you.
There was a family who moved into our neighborhood in mccomb who had 3 children about the same age. I thought it was so weird bc 1 had LSU 1 had state and 1 had Ol miss decked out cars. They did not go to these schools. Idk where it came from.
There was a family who moved into our neighborhood in mccomb who had 3 children about the same age. I thought it was so weird bc 1 had LSU 1 had state and 1 had Ol miss decked out cars. They did not go to these schools. Idk where it came from.
Posted on 2/28/12 at 5:50 pm to RBWilliams8
Good joke, I did hear it before in the past. To respond to the basis of the joke. It's no fun being LSU in Tupelo,Ms. It was all remarks about QB Chris Garrett, now it's 'what did you give Jeremy Liggins to go to LSU, he was all Ole Miss, hell he lives just outside Oxford,Ms. Was it a car? Money? His mother a job? Gathers got a car from Baylor, not Liggins. Liggins just wanted to go out of state, to get away, is what my son hears in the gym workout place. People are talking about Liggins. Everyone is Ole Miss or Ms. State, a little Bama, Tenn.,or Memphis.
Posted on 2/28/12 at 5:52 pm to RBWilliams8
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There was a family who moved into our neighborhood in mccomb who had 3 children about the same age. I thought it was so weird bc 1 had LSU 1 had state and 1 had Ol miss decked out cars. They did not go to these schools. Idk where it came from.
Have you ruled out the possibility that the cars were stolen?
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