***Saints Talk's second annual DATTY AWARDS ceremony*** | TigerDroppings.com

Posted byMessage
Kafka
New Orleans Saints Fan
Remember landscaping the Alamo
Member since Jul 2007
72439 posts

***Saints Talk's second annual DATTY AWARDS ceremony***


Welcome to Saints Talk's Second Annual Datty Awards!



An internet tradition since last year!

Already, excited fans are watching their favorite stars arrive on the Datty red carpet:







Remember a nomination is the real honor -- it comes from your peers.

But before we go to inside the Hap Glaudi Auditorium of the Ernie K-Doe Center for the Performing Arts for presentation of the awards, we must pause for a brief announcement. Acknowledgement must be given to tigerinstaugustine for doing the gruntwork of actually tabulating votes. These festivities would not have been possible without him. If I am the Lenin of the Datty Revolution, he is the Stalin.



And now if kissing Augie's arse is over with... Without further ado -- The Second Annual Datty Awards:

===============================================

The Colston



To the Rookie Poster of the Year

And the nominees are:

Patrick
GoldenBoy
DoubleDown

And the winner is:






























Patrick










Not much suspense in this first award category. Now we all know how the natives felt when the Nazis invaded Poland.







Back to top
Share:
lighter345
New Orleans Pelicans Fan
Member since Jan 2009
10443 posts

re: ***Saints Talk's second annual DATTY AWARDS ceremony***


It shouldn't count he had too much practice on te saints report. It's kind of like hes the Darren sproles, most valuable acquisition.










I kid i kid.






Back to top
  Replies (0)
DoubleDown
Alabama Fan
New Orleans, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2008
3492 posts

re: ***Saints Talk's second annual DATTY AWARDS ceremony***


I can't wait to win "guy we wanna see leave our boards the most"!







Back to top
  Replies (0)
Patrick O Rly
New Orleans Saints Fan
y u do dis?
Member since Aug 2011
38223 posts

re: ***Saints Talk's second annual DATTY AWARDS ceremony***


Thank you thank you.

I know it was tough when I first got here. Hell, I didn't know why I was doing the things I was. Now I see that God had a plan. You are all winners to me!




This post was edited on 2/7 at 2:33 pm


Back to top
  Replies (0)
Kafka
New Orleans Saints Fan
Remember landscaping the Alamo
Member since Jul 2007
72439 posts

re: ***Saints Talk's second annual DATTY AWARDS ceremony***


And to present our next award please welcome distinguished actor and concerned public citizen... Sean Penn:



Yeah uh.... Thanks. Great to be here. Uh... Heres the award.

The Dempsey

To the Comeback Poster Of The Year



And the nominees are:

Gugich
Zombie
MDS

And the winner is:

























MDS






Tie for second place.






Back to top
Kafka
New Orleans Saints Fan
Remember landscaping the Alamo
Member since Jul 2007
72439 posts

re: ***Saints Talk's second annual DATTY AWARDS ceremony***


Joan there does not seem to be a great deal of interest in these early awards. That is mostly due to the audience knowing the later nominees like Chad will be the ones wearing the truly stunning evening gowns.





Back to top
Jones
New Orleans Saints Fan
Member since Oct 2005
54368 posts

re: ***Saints Talk's second annual DATTY AWARDS ceremony***


im here Kafka





Back to top
Patrick O Rly
New Orleans Saints Fan
y u do dis?
Member since Aug 2011
38223 posts

re: ***Saints Talk's second annual DATTY AWARDS ceremony***


It's a Tuesday dammit! What's up with everyone? It's pretty much hump day, which means it's pretty much time to blow off work.





Back to top
F machine
New Orleans Saints Fan
Member since Jun 2009
11885 posts

re: ***Saints Talk's second annual DATTY AWARDS ceremony***


quote:

It's a Tuesday dammit! What's up with everyone? It's pretty much hump day, which means it's pretty much time to blow off work.


Well I've been doing this since noon, but I'm just pissed I didn't even get a nomination!






Back to top
  Replies (0)
saintsfan92612
New Orleans Saints Fan
a pretty good city
Member since Oct 2008
18921 posts

re: ***Saints Talk's second annual DATTY AWARDS ceremony***


I'm lurking this bitch. Even though I am a nominee, you got me in the cheap seats





Back to top
  Replies (0)
Midget Death Squad
Notre Dame Fan
3 docks down from the bait shop
Member since Oct 2008
4815 posts

re: ***Saints Talk's second annual DATTY AWARDS ceremony***


So THIS is the guy you get to present my award???








Screw this shit!










Back to top
Patrick O Rly
New Orleans Saints Fan
y u do dis?
Member since Aug 2011
38223 posts

re: ***Saints Talk's second annual DATTY AWARDS ceremony***








Back to top
F machine
New Orleans Saints Fan
Member since Jun 2009
11885 posts

re: ***Saints Talk's second annual DATTY AWARDS ceremony***


Why is he dressed like a hair metal vampire?





Back to top
  Replies (0)
saintsfan92612
New Orleans Saints Fan
a pretty good city
Member since Oct 2008
18921 posts

re: ***Saints Talk's second annual DATTY AWARDS ceremony***








Back to top
  Replies (0)
Kafka
New Orleans Saints Fan
Remember landscaping the Alamo
Member since Jul 2007
72439 posts

re: ***Saints Talk's second annual DATTY AWARDS ceremony***


And now will you give a warm WhoDat welcome to NFL Hall of Famer.... Joe Namath!



Thank you thank you. I really thank you. In fact I would like to kiss you. Each and every one of you.

New Orleans is one of my favorite cities. It is a city of truly inimitable culture and ambience. And there is always lots of drunk poon on Bourbon Street.

I am honored to present this next award -- named after a great talent and competitor. But he played for a shitty franchise. Who could have figured his greatest contribution to NFL history would be his sperm?

But I can talk about sperm with some of you in the audience later. Now... the award:

The Archie

To the Most Underappreciated Poster



And the nominees are:

Meateye
RCULL
WhoDatFan
BlacknGold
LesterEarl

And the winner is:






















WhoDatFan


A thrilling down to the wire race as Meateye finished 1 vote behind and RCULL 2 votes behind






Back to top
blackandgoldGOD
New Orleans Saints Fan
Member since Oct 2010
861 posts

re: ***Saints Talk's second annual DATTY AWARDS ceremony***


woop woop dattys





Back to top
  Replies (0)
saintsfan92612
New Orleans Saints Fan
a pretty good city
Member since Oct 2008
18921 posts

re: ***Saints Talk's second annual DATTY AWARDS ceremony***


quote:




so underappreciated he can't even get him image to show up...poor archie



This post was edited on 2/7 at 3:07 pm


Back to top
  Replies (0)
Kafka
New Orleans Saints Fan
Remember landscaping the Alamo
Member since Jul 2007
72439 posts

re: ***Saints Talk's second annual DATTY AWARDS ceremony***


Please rise to honor America as we welcome the presenter of the Jim Henderson Award for Classiest Poster... Kanye West



What the frick is dis shit? This whole thread hates black people... What the frick am I supposed to be doing? Award? And I bet all the nominees were white too... OK bitch I am getting to it.

The Jim Henderson

To the Classiest Poster



And the nominees are:

NSWDnation
Blues
Mouth
Saints EB
Augustine
Gugich

And the winner is:





















Augustine

Congratualtions to the Stalin of our board. I have no doubt he will soon consolidate his power and eliminate all opposition -- Comrade Patrick O Trotsky notwithstanding.






Back to top
saintsfan92612
New Orleans Saints Fan
a pretty good city
Member since Oct 2008
18921 posts

re: ***Saints Talk's second annual DATTY AWARDS ceremony***








Back to top
  Replies (0)
F machine
New Orleans Saints Fan
Member since Jun 2009
11885 posts

re: ***Saints Talk's second annual DATTY AWARDS ceremony***


quote:

Patrick O Rly








Back to top
  Replies (0)


Back to top