re: ***Saints Talk's second annual DATTY AWARDS ceremony***

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Dont resent ny success

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why you got to rub in the Giants winning the Super Bowl on the Saints board, brah?

And now to present the award for smartest poster please welcome... Er... Uh who are you?



I am Jessica Simpson you stupid fig.

I just want to say I am truly humbled to be here among all you great Cowboy fans. I know we can win the Heisman Trophy next year.

And now the award:

The Payton



To the Smartest Poster (in football; we don't care about GPAs)

And the nominees are:

Blues
MidgetDS
LE

And the winner is:

Kafka...who presented the Colston? Don't tell me I just walked up to the podium with no one to great me.

And now to present the so-called Trash Awards please welcome future NFL Hall of Famer Michael Vick!



Tanks mane. I hopes errybody know dey is respected even if dey losers.

The Wilkerson



To the Stupidest Poster

And the nominees are:

ChRxis
Alejandro
Xraytech

And the winner is:













ChRxis in a landslide!!!

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The Alejandro

To the poster who is most clearly a shell of his former self



And the nominees are:

Alejandro
Chad
Hendersonhands

And the winner is:





















Runner up was a tie between Chad and HendersonHands



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The Shanle

To the poster who had a few good moments, but everyone still wants gone anyway



And the nominees are:

DoubleDown
Chad
Fox Mulder
Alejandro
DirtyDiddyAubbie

And the winner is:




















TIE! Between Chad and DoubleDown

Remember there are no losers here at the Datties -- only failures

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The GW

To the poster who tries to bring the heat but fails disastrously



And the nominees are:

Patrick
Chad
Redneck
WB504
snakebucket
saintsxliv
chRxis

And the winner is:



















TIE! Between Chad and ChRXis

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The Ingram



And the nominees are:

Chad
Chad
Chad

And the winner is:
























Chad! By a razor-thin margin over Chad with Chad bringing up the rear as usual

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The Fred Astaire

To the Most Embarrassing Bandwagoner



And the nominees are:

Death Rider
LSU Fans in general
Hulklogan
Redneck
superRemo
Huckie win

And the winner is:





















SuperRemo

LSU fans runner up

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The Joe Horn

To the Poster with the most inflated sense of self-importance



And the nominees are:

Chad
Lester
SFP

And the winner is:




















Chad!

pulling out another of his cardiac kid wins over SFP by a couple of votes

i demand a recount! were there any hanging chads? (besides the one that will be hanging tonight)

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with Chad bringing up the rear as usual

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And the nominees are:

Chad
Lester
SFP

And the winner is:




















Chad

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And to the present the Thread Awards please welcome a woman who -- Oh for the love of humanity I dont want to read this -- a woman who can always be found wearing great threads... Miss Susan Sarandon!



Thank you. Violence against Undocumented Immigrant Women who have had abortions at gay marriage rallies has increased almost 1.6% in the last ten years. Please help us fight this injustice.

The XLIV

For the Best Thread of the Year



And the nominees are:

Sproles signs
End of lockout
Jesuit/Detroit Lions
GW Leaves
Postscript
Godfather/family thread

And the winner is:


























End of lockout in a landslide


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The Baghead

For the Worst Thread of the Year



And the nominees are:

Homefield Advantage
Go for two?
Trade Ingram
Meachem can't catch

And the winner is:






















TIE! Between Go for 2 and Trade Ingram

The Gleason

To the Poster who is always optimistic and refuses to give up



And the nominees are:

WhoDatFan
Mouth
Breesus

And the winner is:

WDF in a photofinish over the tied Mouth and Breesus

No jokes -- and keep Steve Gleason in your thoughts and prayers

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If I am the Lenin of the Datty Revolution, he is the Stalin.

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cheers comrade