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killercoconut Notre Dame Fan Baton Rouge Member since Jun 2008 2215 posts	THE NIGHT BEFORE THE BCS (Original Poem) (Posted on 12/15/11 at 3:52 pm) A friend of mine's dad wrote this and asked me to share. It's pretty awesome! THE NIGHT BEFORE THE BCS By: Ralph Bergeron... Twas the nite Before the BCS And all through N’Awlins The pits were a smoking The crawfish boilin’ The banners were hung In the Superdome with care Knowing LSU & BAMA Soon would be there The Tigers were nestled All safe in their beds While visions of Shady’s Danced in their heads And Nick with his pitchfork And Les in his cap Were drawing the game plan No time for a nap When out in the Quarter There arose such a clatter It startled Nick Satan And Les the Mad Hatter A guy yelled “Go Bama” Another “Roll Tide” The Tiger fans Turned from Jekyll to Hyde They shouted in Unison Bama Sucks; Tiger Bait For Bama was the team They all loved to hate Dusk turned to dawn And fans stumbled home In just a few hours They’d all fill the dome The game soon kicked off It was lively and quick Bama scored first Which gladdened St. Nick Les calmly bent down And chewed on some turf He wouldn’t be outcoached By a little red smurf Now Jordan Now Spencer Now Kenny Now O’Dell On Reuben On Russell On Jarvis Give em’ hell To the end of the field And into the zone Let’s go score some points And bring the title home The O started rolling And soon they did score The crowd went wild Mike let out a roar But the Tide seemed to beacon The ghost of the Bear And right before halftime A kick sailed through the air It soared through the uprights Both mighty and true Alabama had 10 To 7 for LSU The bands took the field And put on a show The crowds hit the john They all had to go Meanwhile in the locker Adjustments were made The second half game plan Was carefully laid The second half kickoff Went to the Tide LSU tried to trick em And kicked it onside The Tide did recover And started their drive But the Tiger D stiffened The crowd came alive Between the Freak And the kid named Mingo They were all over the field Like an old lady at Bingo They went back and forth A heavyweight battle The fans got real nervous But Les didn’t rattle Who would you trust A coach who eats grass Or one who looks distressed As if he has gas We should all thank St. nick And bend on our knees It was he who chose Culpepper Instead of Drew Brees The clock ticked down Only 10 seconds to go Bama punted the ball Time to put on a show He weaved through the Tide As if they weren’t there They grasped at his jersey And came up with air He crossed the goal line As the clock ticked to zero Once again number 7 Was the LSU hero The crowd did erupt The journey was through The National Champions The Tigers of LSU And I heard him proclaim Over cheering and taunts Honey Badger gets What Honey Badger wants!
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tigerfan in bamaland LSU Fan Behind enemy lines Member since Sep 2006 24540 posts	re: THE NIGHT BEFORE THE BCS (Original Poem) (Posted on 12/15/11 at 3:53 pm to killercoconut) I like.
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Rose City Rambler LSU Fan Exiled in Outer Portlandia Member since Oct 2011 390 posts	re: THE NIGHT BEFORE THE BCS (Original Poem) (Posted on 12/15/11 at 3:54 pm to killercoconut) Enjoyed it, but I'd prefer a blowout
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Elleshoe McNeese State Fan Waterproof, La Member since Jun 2004 116319 posts Online	re: THE NIGHT BEFORE THE BCS (Original Poem) (Posted on 12/15/11 at 3:55 pm to killercoconut) definitely didn't read.
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Tigah in the ATL LSU Fan Atlanta Member since Feb 2005 21020 posts	re: THE NIGHT BEFORE THE BCS (Original Poem) (Posted on 12/15/11 at 3:55 pm to killercoconut) quote: And I heard him proclaim Over cheering and taunts Honey Badger gets What Honey Badger wants! Well done!
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Tigah in the ATL LSU Fan Atlanta Member since Feb 2005 21020 posts	re: THE NIGHT BEFORE THE BCS (Original Poem) (Posted on 12/15/11 at 3:56 pm to Elleshoe) quote: definitely didn't read. story of your life, isn't it?
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HoustonGumbeauxGuy LSU Fan Member since Jul 2011 1534 posts	re: THE NIGHT BEFORE THE BCS (Original Poem) (Posted on 12/15/11 at 3:56 pm to killercoconut) Despite my "WTF is this going to say" pre-conceived notion, I liked it. Good stuff.
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chickman1313 USA Fan NOLA Member since Dec 2007 3230 posts Online	re: THE NIGHT BEFORE THE BCS (Original Poem) (Posted on 12/15/11 at 3:59 pm to killercoconut) good stuff man!
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tiger91 LSU Fan South of Lafayette Member since Nov 2005 12090 posts	re: THE NIGHT BEFORE THE BCS (Original Poem) (Posted on 12/15/11 at 4:02 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy) Changed my FB status! Tell him thanks!!!
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MRTigerFan Southeastern LA Fan Baton Rouge Member since Sep 2008 740 posts	re: THE NIGHT BEFORE THE BCS (Original Poem) (Posted on 12/15/11 at 4:06 pm to killercoconut) quote: Twas the nite Before the BCS And all through N’Awlins Dem LSU Tigers Were Swaggin' and Ballin' FIFY
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nugget LSU Fan Stud..... :( Member since Dec 2009 5205 posts	re: THE NIGHT BEFORE THE BCS (Original Poem) (Posted on 12/15/11 at 4:08 pm to killercoconut) He's a lyrical genius
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brichard LSU Fan Baton Rouge Member since Sep 2010 887 posts	re: THE NIGHT BEFORE THE BCS (Original Poem) (Posted on 12/15/11 at 4:10 pm to MRTigerFan)
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BayouBengals03 Michigan State Fan Team BB03© Member since Nov 2007 52036 posts	re: THE NIGHT BEFORE THE BCS (Original Poem) (Posted on 12/15/11 at 4:14 pm to MRTigerFan) quote: FIFY I like that better.
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LockdownDefense LSU Fan Member since Aug 2008 3916 posts	re: THE NIGHT BEFORE THE BCS (Original Poem) (Posted on 12/15/11 at 4:19 pm to killercoconut) badass poetry
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dustinm27 LSU Fan Prairieville Member since Oct 2008 2332 posts	re: THE NIGHT BEFORE THE BCS (Original Poem) (Posted on 12/15/11 at 4:20 pm to LockdownDefense) that was awesome.. next Dr. Seuss This post was edited on 12/15 at 4:21 pm
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PeaRidgeWatash LSU Fan Down by the docks of the city Member since Dec 2004 7309 posts	re: THE NIGHT BEFORE THE BCS (Original Poem) (Posted on 12/15/11 at 4:22 pm to killercoconut) I need to bring a defibrillator to the game if it's gonna play out like that. Nice job.
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silverthorn LSU Fan Member since Nov 2011 369 posts Online	re: THE NIGHT BEFORE THE BCS (Original Poem) (Posted on 12/15/11 at 4:24 pm to killercoconut) very nice
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cajuntiger07 LSU Fan Down DA Bayou Member since Jan 2009 3262 posts	re: THE NIGHT BEFORE THE BCS (Original Poem) (Posted on 12/15/11 at 4:27 pm to killercoconut) Awesome!
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MSTiger33 New Orleans Saints Fan NYC Member since Oct 2007 7618 posts	re: THE NIGHT BEFORE THE BCS (Original Poem) (Posted on 12/15/11 at 4:27 pm to killercoconut) That was actually worth the read
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MSTiger33 New Orleans Saints Fan NYC Member since Oct 2007 7618 posts	re: THE NIGHT BEFORE THE BCS (Original Poem) (Posted on 12/15/11 at 4:30 pm to killercoconut) That was actually worth the read
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