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The Egg
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Let's say you win the lottery...what would be the first step after that?


1. contact financial planner
2. lawyer
3. drug dealer

?

is that how it typically goes?







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Placebeaux
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re: Let's say you win the lottery...what would be the first step after that?


never wear pants again





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Yellowstone
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re: Let's say you win the lottery...what would be the first step after that?


Maybe contact ex-boss





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Schwartz
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re: Let's say you win the lottery...what would be the first step after that?


Pay CW to post "Two chicks at the same time."


Lawyer to establish an LLC is my first call.






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jamboybarry
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re: Let's say you win the lottery...what would be the first step after that?


quote:

1. contact financial planner
2. lawyer
3. Take a dom P bubble bath








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AbsolutTiger
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re: Let's say you win the lottery...what would be the first step after that?


Hookers
Blow


Then the rest will work itself out.






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Titus Pullo
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re: Let's say you win the lottery...what would be the first step after that?


3
2
1






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LordSnow
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re: Let's say you win the lottery...what would be the first step after that?


1. Lawyer
2. Lamborghini Dealer
3. Real estate office in another city







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tetu
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re: Let's say you win the lottery...what would be the first step after that?


Pretty much. I'd squeeze in a business before #3 though. Can't hold a liquor license with a drug arrest on your record. It would be hard to get one with it already on your record but a good lawyer can at least delay the inevitable.





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Titus Pullo
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re: Let's say you win the lottery...what would be the first step after that?


You could get a buddy to get it in his name.





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RAGINTIGER
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re: Let's say you win the lottery...what would be the first step after that?


quote:

1. Lawyer
2. Lamborghini & Yacht Dealer
3. Real estate office in another city



FIFY...I like your style, but I added one thing



This post was edited on 8/29 at 9:43 am


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CidCock
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re: Let's say you win the lottery...what would be the first step after that?


I'd probably buy the wife a new ride and start shopping for a new house.

Walk away from job, but would need to start some kind of business to keep my sanity.






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bamaatlsu
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re: Let's say you win the lottery...what would be the first step after that?


Vegas





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BayouBengal521
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re: Let's say you win the lottery...what would be the first step after that?


Shots





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cheese99
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re: Let's say you win the lottery...what would be the first step after that?


1. Financial Planner
2. Pay off all debt
3. Lawyer
4. Mediterranean Cruise for a month






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The Egg
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re: Let's say you win the lottery...what would be the first step after that?


honestly, vegas is my first thought too.

just sit at a freaking sportsbook all weekend and make ridiculous prop bets.






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The Egg
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re: Let's say you win the lottery...what would be the first step after that?


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2. Pay off all debt
i thought this too but instead of paying debt w/principal, would you rather pay it with what you've accrued in a savings acct?






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ItNeverRains
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re: Let's say you win the lottery...what would be the first step after that?


How much winnings we talking about? My actions from 1 million vs 60 million are very very different.





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Hubbhogg
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re: Let's say you win the lottery...what would be the first step after that?


quote:

1. contact financial planner
2. lawyer
3. drug dealer

?

is that how it typically goes?


Pretty good start. 1st available flight to Vegas could be added






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The Egg
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re: Let's say you win the lottery...what would be the first step after that?


let's say the powerball is $45M cash option.





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