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Hueng is MIA because...

Posted on 10/17/08 at 10:36 am
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
33190 posts
Posted on 10/17/08 at 10:36 am
...Entergy STILL has not restored power to the Bat Signal mounted at top of the clock tower...
Posted by Mudminnow
Houston, TX
Member since Aug 2004
34147 posts
Posted on 10/17/08 at 10:37 am to
Entergy will be sure to tack on the 125% FUEL ADJUSTMENT charge though
Posted by Chicken
Jackassistan
Member since Aug 2003
22025 posts
Posted on 10/17/08 at 10:39 am to
I emailed Hueng last week and never got a reply. Not sure what is up with him.
Posted by tiger91
In my own little world
Member since Nov 2005
36709 posts
Posted on 10/17/08 at 10:41 am to
Can you PLEASE keep trying??? Thanks in advance!
Posted by SNAPPERHEAD
Possumneck, Ms.
Member since Jan 2006
10049 posts
Posted on 10/17/08 at 11:19 am to
Hueng had to go visit the Dali Lamma in the hospital. His Chi wasn't working last week.
Posted by Missile
Where the AF sends me
Member since Jun 2007
2536 posts
Posted on 10/17/08 at 11:21 am to
Hueng's in a Turkish prison.


We'll be lucky to hear from him again and when we do he won't be the same.
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
33190 posts
Posted on 10/17/08 at 11:47 am to
quote:

Turkish prison


Ever seen "Midnight Express" ?

YIKES!
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63348 posts
Posted on 10/17/08 at 11:47 am to
quote:

I emailed Hueng last week and never got a reply. Not sure what is up with him.


He's dead.
Posted by BeauCephus307
Washington, LA
Member since Jan 2007
2661 posts
Posted on 10/17/08 at 12:33 pm to
quote:

He's dead


Blasphemy!! He's immortal!!
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68315 posts
Posted on 10/17/08 at 12:38 pm to
quote:

Bat Signal mounted at top of the clock tower...




we shouldn't need him for usc, i hope
Posted by MSTiger33
Member since Oct 2007
20384 posts
Posted on 10/17/08 at 12:51 pm to
Hueng did not post last weekend because he knew we would lose.
Posted by Tiger_n_ATL
Atlanta
Member since Jul 2005
32453 posts
Posted on 10/17/08 at 1:10 pm to
Bad mo-jo and karma surrounded the Florida game all last week. Hueng sensed it, and stayed away...rightly so.

Us mere mortals do not have the power to sense these things.
Posted by Chicken
Jackassistan
Member since Aug 2003
22025 posts
Posted on 10/17/08 at 1:26 pm to
quote:

Hueng did not post last weekend because he knew we would lose.
Has he ever picked us to lose?
Posted by vl100butch
Ridgeland, MS
Member since Sep 2005
34656 posts
Posted on 10/17/08 at 1:27 pm to
quote:

Has he ever picked us to lose?


Wasn't his pick of Florida over LSU in 2003 the start of his plognostigation career?
Posted by Chicken
Jackassistan
Member since Aug 2003
22025 posts
Posted on 10/17/08 at 1:38 pm to
No, he started picking in 2002.
Posted by LSUChicageaux
Member since Aug 2004
8255 posts
Posted on 10/17/08 at 1:43 pm to
quote:

No, he started picking in 2002.

I imagine him in his little hut, deep in the Tibetan mountains in a tranquil green valley. He is sitting in the middle of a small meditation rug, and our media guide is hovering in front of him. He is also burning a small jar of his urine, which is strangely flammable and emits a comforting earthtone green light.

He hasn't eaten since July, but he's still strong and vibrant. One time he fried an egg with his brain.

I've been keeping my eyes under a moist towelette at night so that they'll be ready to weep when he posts next.
Posted by LSUMONSTER
DALLAS,TX
Member since Oct 2005
2914 posts
Posted on 10/17/08 at 10:31 pm to
Heung is not picking LSU, we are fricked against USC (just like last week)
Posted by Derby Tigah
TJ! TJ! TJ!
Member since Sep 2005
10897 posts
Posted on 10/17/08 at 10:38 pm to
if he cares about his record then I wouldn't pick this game either... we could very well get punked by the Cocks
Posted by Al Bundy
Member since Nov 2004
7278 posts
Posted on 10/17/08 at 11:10 pm to
quote:

He is also burning a small jar of his urine, which is strangely flammable and emits a comforting earthtone green light


that struck me as particularly funny
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
155692 posts
Posted on 10/17/08 at 11:16 pm to
hueng just had some shite to tend to.
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