Started By
Message

Why Are 4X4 Vans Not a Thing?

Posted on 2/27/17 at 2:17 pm
Posted by Teague
The Shoals, AL
Member since Aug 2007
21671 posts
Posted on 2/27/17 at 2:17 pm
I think I've asked this here before, and nobody got on board. But, I'm giving you another chance.

My name is Teague, and I love 4x4 Vans. In theory. I've never had one. But, it's like a truck and an SUV had a baby. You can still haul shite in it, almost as well as a truck. And you have a sweet hunting camper. You could get a back seat if you needed one (I think?). And, it's a goddamned van. Like, Uncle Rico, except the hunting version. I don't see why there aren't more of them.

I'd drive this.
Posted by Easternrio
Member since May 2014
3755 posts
Posted on 2/27/17 at 2:20 pm to
Most soccer moms don't leave the pavement
Posted by Teague
The Shoals, AL
Member since Aug 2007
21671 posts
Posted on 2/27/17 at 2:22 pm to
quote:

Most soccer moms don't leave the pavement


Because they don't have a 4X4 van! That's what I'm saying.
Posted by DownSouthJukin
Coaching Changes Board
Member since Jan 2014
27191 posts
Posted on 2/27/17 at 2:25 pm to
quote:

Why Are 4X4 Vans Not a Thing?


Because most child molesters stick to the pavement.
Posted by YOURADHERE
Member since Dec 2006
8031 posts
Posted on 2/27/17 at 2:25 pm to
There's a Ford E Series 4x4 that I see in Lafayette all the time with a Powerstroke diesel in it. I'd drive it.
Posted by Teague
The Shoals, AL
Member since Aug 2007
21671 posts
Posted on 2/27/17 at 2:27 pm to
quote:

Because most child molesters stick to the pavement.


I'll allow it.

Your Drive By Truckers quote tipped the scales.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59599 posts
Posted on 2/27/17 at 2:27 pm to
I have been wanting one for a while.

been looking for one like this. didn't pull the trigger on one years ago.



Posted by DownSouthJukin
Coaching Changes Board
Member since Jan 2014
27191 posts
Posted on 2/27/17 at 2:27 pm to
quote:

I'll allow it.

Your Drive By Truckers quote tipped the scales.


Posted by thegreatboudini
Member since Oct 2008
6447 posts
Posted on 2/27/17 at 2:32 pm to
I'd drive the shite out of that van.
Posted by FloridaMike
Member since Dec 2012
1524 posts
Posted on 2/27/17 at 2:43 pm to
Because there aren't playgrounds in the woods?
Posted by VanMan69
Member since Feb 2017
24 posts
Posted on 2/27/17 at 3:00 pm to
I converted mine into a 4x4. Can tow whatever I want, and I can lock all my shite up without having to worry about anything. I also can camp out of it. They're very popular out west. I love mine.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59599 posts
Posted on 2/27/17 at 3:02 pm to
quote:

They're very popular out west.


if you want a good used one you gotta look out west. found a few near vegas. the OP posted a quigley. they will make any van a 4x4 if you give them the money
Posted by wickowick
Head of Island
Member since Dec 2006
45797 posts
Posted on 2/27/17 at 3:05 pm to
Works great for handing out free candy at the park or the breach...
Posted by VanMan69
Member since Feb 2017
24 posts
Posted on 2/27/17 at 3:08 pm to
Dawg it's just a convenient off road vehicle. Not all cargo van drivers like jacking offf to 8 year old boy live action
Posted by wickowick
Head of Island
Member since Dec 2006
45797 posts
Posted on 2/27/17 at 3:11 pm to
That didn't even cross my mind till you said that, thanks you sicko
Posted by PapaPogey
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
39422 posts
Posted on 2/27/17 at 3:12 pm to
I'd love to have this


Posted by VanMan69
Member since Feb 2017
24 posts
Posted on 2/27/17 at 3:13 pm to
They are great off-road vehicles. The only thing I don't like about them is motor work on them is a bitch.
Posted by LSUwag
Florida man
Member since Jan 2007
17319 posts
Posted on 2/27/17 at 3:55 pm to
I'd love to have a rig like that.

I've actually been looking at a Vans for a while. If I ever find a SWB Chevy that is rust free, I might buy it and build a ride.
Posted by shawnlsu
Member since Nov 2011
23682 posts
Posted on 2/27/17 at 3:56 pm to
He looks stuck
Posted by NYCAuburn
TD Platinum Membership/SECr Sheriff
Member since Feb 2011
57002 posts
Posted on 2/27/17 at 4:08 pm to
Buffet has a new one with diesel

first pageprev pagePage 1 of 4Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookTwitterInstagram