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Who destroyed the American gas can?

Posted on 11/29/13 at 5:07 pm
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
37743 posts
Posted on 11/29/13 at 5:07 pm
Lawyers? the Communist? Some dork scientist? Used to you could pick up a gas can and dump it's contents into something. Can't do that no more. Now you got to perform way more functions to get the gas out the can, and when you get it it's a trickle. Maybe it's some talibanny plot. Alls I know is it sucks
This post was edited on 11/29/13 at 5:09 pm
Posted by 4LSU2
Member since Dec 2009
37323 posts
Posted on 11/29/13 at 5:12 pm to
OSHA, which is a "yes" to all of your questions.
Posted by DrTyger
Covington
Member since Oct 2009
22325 posts
Posted on 11/29/13 at 5:14 pm to
I just bought a brand new gas can.

The damn nozzle now requires literally 4 actions to be performed simultaneously.

First time I tried to use it I broke it.

frick this shite, I'll make my own nozzle and the EPA can eat my shite.
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
37743 posts
Posted on 11/29/13 at 5:17 pm to
Well I'd like to kick OSHA in the damn jimmy.
Posted by chuckitdeep
Member since Nov 2008
730 posts
Posted on 11/29/13 at 5:17 pm to
More difficult than a child proof pill bottle. I had one I had to take back because I couldn't figure out if I broke it or too slow to figure it out.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 11/29/13 at 5:28 pm to
My mom bought a 5gal one a while back for a hurricane. I honestly could not pour the gas by myself. Ended up taking the nozzle off and stomping on it
Posted by ZacAttack
The Land Mass
Member since Oct 2012
6416 posts
Posted on 11/29/13 at 5:29 pm to
quote:

frick this shite, I'll make my own nozzle and the EPA can eat my shite


Funnel.
Posted by hawkster
Member since Aug 2010
6229 posts
Posted on 11/29/13 at 5:48 pm to
If the government can't trust you to flush a turd down the toilet without regulation, do you think they can trust you with an unregulated can of flammable liquids?????
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
15316 posts
Posted on 11/29/13 at 5:58 pm to
Worst spout ever made.

Posted by hawkster
Member since Aug 2010
6229 posts
Posted on 11/29/13 at 6:01 pm to
Ebay has the solution.



Then take the guts out of that big ugly spout and you're back in business.
Posted by DrTyger
Covington
Member since Oct 2009
22325 posts
Posted on 11/29/13 at 6:04 pm to
Have you seen the new ones?
Posted by ZacAttack
The Land Mass
Member since Oct 2012
6416 posts
Posted on 11/29/13 at 6:06 pm to
How do you even use that abomination? Damn EPA.
Posted by Capital Cajun
Over Yonder
Member since Aug 2007
5525 posts
Posted on 11/29/13 at 6:09 pm to
Some pencil pushing EPA/DOT a-hole that doesn't realize that the people that actually have to use this shite will just get pissed, toss the nozzle and just dump the gas in causing more spillage than before the shitty new four action nozzle.

frick! It pisses me off just thinking about it.
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
15316 posts
Posted on 11/29/13 at 6:10 pm to
Mother of God
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 11/29/13 at 6:36 pm to
The one my mom had was sort of like that. You had to pull the spout back, while holding down a lever to pour. So much fun to use while trying to hold a 30lb gas can up
Posted by PapaPogey
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
39500 posts
Posted on 11/29/13 at 7:01 pm to
this thread cracks me up. these cans suck dick bad
Posted by TrueTiger
Chicken's most valuable
Member since Sep 2004
67866 posts
Posted on 11/29/13 at 7:12 pm to
Rebel against the government.

Join the resistance
Posted by Grassy1
Member since Oct 2009
6253 posts
Posted on 11/29/13 at 7:18 pm to
Lawyers...

worse yet, they're running our country and making our laws...

frickers.
Posted by INFIDEL
The couch
Member since Aug 2006
16199 posts
Posted on 11/29/13 at 9:12 pm to
Lol!
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
15316 posts
Posted on 11/29/13 at 9:20 pm to
Yeah those are easy. My personal favorite:

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