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re: Things you can say about your boat, but not your wife/so

Posted on 7/30/14 at 2:16 pm to
Posted by PapaPogey
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
39465 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 2:16 pm to
Posted by canyon
Member since Dec 2003
18339 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 2:17 pm to
Just got her new bottom paint....
She's hard to get on plane....
Posted by Croacka
Denham Springs
Member since Dec 2008
61441 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 2:19 pm to
I can't wait to trade her in on a newer model ina couple years
Posted by mylsuhat
Mandeville, LA
Member since Mar 2008
48937 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 2:20 pm to
Thats a wet riding sonofabitch....








wait; that works for both
Posted by Croacka
Denham Springs
Member since Dec 2008
61441 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 2:21 pm to
mine doesn't ride as good as my buddy's
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
81609 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 2:22 pm to
quote:

She's white with a big arse

Posted by ForeverLSU02
Albany
Member since Jun 2007
52147 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 2:26 pm to
There's seamen on her stern
Posted by hogdaddy
Krotz Springs
Member since Feb 2010
5153 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 2:36 pm to
You can raise and lower the trim with one switch.
Posted by DonChowder
Sonoma County
Member since Dec 2012
9249 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 3:02 pm to
She's about 9 axe handles wide but she rides like a dream.
Posted by tigers225
Member since Jun 2008
294 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 4:23 pm to
"Push me off"
Posted by Putty
Member since Oct 2003
25485 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 4:45 pm to
quote:

Things you can say about your boat, but not your wife/so


You really need to punch her to get out of the hole.

If I fall off her, she'll just circle me until she dies.

Sometimes I have to choke her to get her started.

Give the ball 3-5 vigorous squeezes to get it going.

Sometimes when I have her wide open, I get some spray in the face.

I jammed my whole forearm up her bilge and pulled out a handful of leaves.

She can take one footers all day every day.

There's nothing wrong with her, but I'll always want twins.

One of these days, I'm gonna take her 20 miles offshore and sink her for the insurance money.





This post was edited on 7/30/14 at 5:03 pm
Posted by Sid in Lakeshore
Member since Oct 2008
41956 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 4:48 pm to
Nice hole shot!!!
Posted by TulaneUVA
Member since Jun 2005
25890 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 4:50 pm to
I admire her for her beauty and grace. She extremely talented and I'm proud of her

















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Posted by PapaPogey
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
39465 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 4:52 pm to
quote:

Sometimes I have to choke her to get her started. Sometimes when I have her wide open, I get some spray in the face.

Posted by gorillacoco
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2009
5318 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 5:01 pm to
things you can say about your ex wife, but not your boat:

best two days were the day i got her and the day i got rid of her.
Posted by FelicianaTigerfan
Comanche County
Member since Aug 2009
26059 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 5:07 pm to
When its rough, you'll get soaked
Posted by ForeverLSU02
Albany
Member since Jun 2007
52147 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 5:13 pm to
quote:

Putty
well done
Posted by Geauxtiga
No man's land
Member since Jan 2008
34377 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 5:13 pm to
She still purrs like the first time I took her out.
Posted by gorillacoco
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2009
5318 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 5:14 pm to
quote:

Sometimes I have to choke her to get her started




she's got two motors: a small one up front and a big one in the back
Posted by gorillacoco
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2009
5318 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 5:15 pm to
and when her motors ain't working i gotta get out the paddle.
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