The unicorn of squirrels

capture it and give it to the zoo

Shoot it with a rage broadhead

You should be ashamed #whitesquirrellivesmatter

Trashy white 5th ward squirrel baw! Blast it

Maybe I'll shoot it with my crossbow while carrying my sidearm on my hip, just incase somebody trespasses on my property

i killed one of those in Kisatchie years ago. Ville Plattian that i was with took it to mount under a melanistic phase fox squirrel, as social commentary. It's probably still in his freezer.

Ville platte people hate squirrels like nobody I've ever seen. He probably ate it and threw the hide in a turtle trap.

Yea they're some hang line running SOBs too.

All about maximum meat. Nothing matters except maximum yield of meat.

yeah, i still feel bad about it. they were having a competition, so had to try to limit. otherwise, i would not have shot it.