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Stupid Stuff You have Done Whilst Pissed Off, while outdoors...
Posted on 5/23/13 at 10:49 am
Posted on 5/23/13 at 10:49 am
I used to have anger issues while fishing, and i had a very severe blow up on a buddy of mine about 5 years ago. He helped cause me to lose the biggest bass i have ever had on my line.In my life.
The anger had been swelling inside me all throughout the day. We had horrible luck. Losing fish right at the boat, trolling motor issues, outboard issues,
buddy snared me in the neck with a model A crankbait...
etc..
Long story short we had actually scrummed up a decent stringer. We needed one more kicker fish.
I hooked a monster fish, and was playin the fish the way you are supposed to..
The whole time i am yelling at my partner
get the fricking net!!! get the damn net!!!
Well the fish made a couple runs stripping line, and of course i am not paying attention to anything but the fish.
He finally got to a point where i wanted him to be netted.
I look down and see him finishing up a text message. I yelled at him.
get the phuk off the phone!!!
He jumped down to grab the net, and much to my chagrin there was 52 crankbaits, and 19 rods tangled up in the net.
You know what happens next... I lost that bass.
At least 8.5 lber.
Cost me big bass and 1st place checks.
I went apeshit guys...
I got in his face yelling at him. I told him to stay off the fricking phone etc...
He bristled up to me and told me that his gf had a flat tire and she was more important than a fish.
This made me see red. I grabbed his phone and threw it a 1/4 mile into the lake. In the process of cussing screaming and stomping on 3 of my fishing poles, i called his gf
a SUBHUMAN WHALE BITCH
I broke 2 allstar rods, and 1 falcon rod.
I drowned his motorola razor.
Me and this guy are still best friends. I bought him a new phone...
I have never let myself get anywhere close to that upset again.
Still feel bad man.
i have a couple more of ths thread gets any traction
The anger had been swelling inside me all throughout the day. We had horrible luck. Losing fish right at the boat, trolling motor issues, outboard issues,
buddy snared me in the neck with a model A crankbait...
etc..
Long story short we had actually scrummed up a decent stringer. We needed one more kicker fish.
I hooked a monster fish, and was playin the fish the way you are supposed to..
The whole time i am yelling at my partner
get the fricking net!!! get the damn net!!!
Well the fish made a couple runs stripping line, and of course i am not paying attention to anything but the fish.
He finally got to a point where i wanted him to be netted.
I look down and see him finishing up a text message. I yelled at him.
get the phuk off the phone!!!
He jumped down to grab the net, and much to my chagrin there was 52 crankbaits, and 19 rods tangled up in the net.
You know what happens next... I lost that bass.
At least 8.5 lber.
Cost me big bass and 1st place checks.
I went apeshit guys...
I got in his face yelling at him. I told him to stay off the fricking phone etc...
He bristled up to me and told me that his gf had a flat tire and she was more important than a fish.
This made me see red. I grabbed his phone and threw it a 1/4 mile into the lake. In the process of cussing screaming and stomping on 3 of my fishing poles, i called his gf
a SUBHUMAN WHALE BITCH
I broke 2 allstar rods, and 1 falcon rod.
I drowned his motorola razor.
Me and this guy are still best friends. I bought him a new phone...
I have never let myself get anywhere close to that upset again.
Still feel bad man.
i have a couple more of ths thread gets any traction
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Posted on 5/23/13 at 10:50 am to thedice20
This should be good
Posted on 5/23/13 at 10:52 am to Colt M4A1
come on. its story time.
Posted on 5/23/13 at 10:55 am to thedice20
If you makes you feel any better jimjackandjose didn't net a 7lber for me. I don't have your type of anger issues though. Ive done some pretty stupid shite outdoors. Don't have time type right now.
Posted on 5/23/13 at 10:56 am to thedice20
I shot a man in Reno....
Posted on 5/23/13 at 10:58 am to DeepSouthSportsman
quote:
I don't have your type of anger issues though
That was a long time ago. I had also received some disturbing revelations about my ex gf that caused some anger.
Posted on 5/23/13 at 10:58 am to thedice20
Where do I start
Punched a newly built shooting house wall and broke my hand after missing a decent Buck
Thrown my baitcaster in the water after losing a 8-9 pound bass right at the boat (luckily was shallow enough I jumped in and found)
Punched a newly built shooting house wall and broke my hand after missing a decent Buck
Thrown my baitcaster in the water after losing a 8-9 pound bass right at the boat (luckily was shallow enough I jumped in and found)
Posted on 5/23/13 at 10:59 am to thedice20
quote:
This made me see red. I grabbed his phone and threw it a 1/4 mile into the lake.
Posted on 5/23/13 at 11:02 am to Colt M4A1
quote:
Punched a newly built shooting house wall and broke my hand after missing a decent Buck
Had a guy kick the door smooth off a box stand one time after he missed a deer.
Posted on 5/23/13 at 11:02 am to thedice20
I didn't do this but I know the guy who did:
Two of my buddies are hunting in a duck blind with a guest who thinks he can call ducks real well. The guest just came with his dad who is hunting with the other dads in a different blind, so my buddies don't really know the guy. Both of the other guys are pretty damn good at calling, and have been duck hunting since birth pretty much.
All day just when ducks are coming in the guest would start blaring, and the ducks would flair off. So one of my buddies tell him to stop calling. Next group of birds comes, and the guest calls anyway and flairs them. He does this about two more times, being told to stop calling each time. Finally as the guest goes to blow his call again, one of my buddies grabs the call out of his hands and throws as far as he can into the flooded rice fields!
Two of my buddies are hunting in a duck blind with a guest who thinks he can call ducks real well. The guest just came with his dad who is hunting with the other dads in a different blind, so my buddies don't really know the guy. Both of the other guys are pretty damn good at calling, and have been duck hunting since birth pretty much.
All day just when ducks are coming in the guest would start blaring, and the ducks would flair off. So one of my buddies tell him to stop calling. Next group of birds comes, and the guest calls anyway and flairs them. He does this about two more times, being told to stop calling each time. Finally as the guest goes to blow his call again, one of my buddies grabs the call out of his hands and throws as far as he can into the flooded rice fields!
Posted on 5/23/13 at 11:03 am to weisertiger
couldn't figure out how to take the camera off the tree so i ended up just kicking it and destroying it till it broke off then flung it in the woods.
Posted on 5/23/13 at 11:05 am to weisertiger
quote:
grabs the call out of his hands and throws as far as he can into the flooded rice fields!
i picture his call being an acrylic RNT
Posted on 5/23/13 at 11:09 am to thedice20
Wife and kids on my boat on Mothers day.
Hooked a trout on causeway for my daughter on her cheap little bass pro rod & reel combo fo rher and let her reel it it.
Fish comes to the top(about a #2 trout) and she stops reeling,hands the rod to me and says"dad,i can't reel no more" trout spits bait well the bait is just sitting in the water when a large shadow appears from under my boat and grabs the bait. I follow it all the way till rod tip hits the water and set the hook.
Fight big trout for about 10 minutes(pole was strung with new power pro)fish makes about 5 big aerial leaps.
Tire fish out,get her to side of boat and I'm telling my wife to hand me the net.Tell her I got it,give me the net.
All of a sudden I see a net come flying out of the corner of my eye and hit the fish on the head,knocking it loose and it slowly swims away.
All I saw was red.Just sat down and said nothing(it was mothers day and I had my kids on the boat).
Shoulda threw the bitch overboard,honestly.
I have 2 stick on measuring tapes on both gunnels of my boat.They both measure 32". Fish was longer than the tape.
Hooked a trout on causeway for my daughter on her cheap little bass pro rod & reel combo fo rher and let her reel it it.
Fish comes to the top(about a #2 trout) and she stops reeling,hands the rod to me and says"dad,i can't reel no more"
trout spits bait well the bait is just sitting in the water when a large shadow appears from under my boat and grabs the bait. I follow it all the way till rod tip hits the water and set the hook. Fight big trout for about 10 minutes(pole was strung with new power pro)fish makes about 5 big aerial leaps.
Tire fish out,get her to side of boat and I'm telling my wife to hand me the net.Tell her I got it,give me the net.
All of a sudden I see a net come flying out of the corner of my eye and hit the fish on the head,knocking it loose and it slowly swims away.
All I saw was red.Just sat down and said nothing(it was mothers day and I had my kids on the boat).
Shoulda threw the bitch overboard,honestly.
I have 2 stick on measuring tapes on both gunnels of my boat.They both measure 32". Fish was longer than the tape.
Posted on 5/23/13 at 11:09 am to thedice20
Damn dude. I would have netted your fish first, but if I'd been your buddy I'd have rearranged some of your teeth for that shite.
This post was edited on 5/23/13 at 11:12 am
Posted on 5/23/13 at 11:14 am to Teague
Punted my best friends mutt when it climbed on the cleaning table as we went to go get baggies and ate all the crappie fillets we had just cleaned.
Dog lived
Friendship lived
We caught more fish.
I felt like shite.
Dog lived
Friendship lived
We caught more fish.
I felt like shite.
Posted on 5/23/13 at 11:16 am to thedice20
quote:
of my fishing poles, i called his gf a SUBHUMAN WHALE BITCH
Surprised he didn't plant a right cross right into your fricking mouth.
Posted on 5/23/13 at 11:17 am to thedice20
Around 1997 I was goose huntin on my lease btwn welsh and thornwell. It was jan 2nd and perfect conditions. We had been getting a 4 man limit everyday for the past week. I was 16 and very hot headed.
Anyway the farmer lived a mile away but there was a trailer about 400 yrds from the blind and the dumbasses that moved there knew there were blinds all around. About 7 am I get my first pair decoying in. Weather was perfect and they were comin in perfect. Gonna be a good day. Then that a-hole shots a bottle rocket off. Wind was blowin at our back from his house. Geese headin towards us both. Geese flare I'm pissed whatever. 15 min later I got a dozen speck flipping in and that f@cker lights a thousand blackcats and runs inside. Never been so mad in my life. Peppered his house and truck. Yelled numerous vulgar things and of course cops showed up. I got out of it but lost the lease. Dad was laughing and pissed. Got a better lease the next year.
Hate typin on an iPad.
Anyway the farmer lived a mile away but there was a trailer about 400 yrds from the blind and the dumbasses that moved there knew there were blinds all around. About 7 am I get my first pair decoying in. Weather was perfect and they were comin in perfect. Gonna be a good day. Then that a-hole shots a bottle rocket off. Wind was blowin at our back from his house. Geese headin towards us both. Geese flare I'm pissed whatever. 15 min later I got a dozen speck flipping in and that f@cker lights a thousand blackcats and runs inside. Never been so mad in my life. Peppered his house and truck. Yelled numerous vulgar things and of course cops showed up. I got out of it but lost the lease. Dad was laughing and pissed. Got a better lease the next year.
Hate typin on an iPad.
Posted on 5/23/13 at 11:17 am to pooponsaban
quote:
I shot a man in Reno....
just to watch him die
Posted on 5/23/13 at 11:22 am to Bleeding purple
Does shrugging my shoulders, saying "frick it" outloud and walking away count as stupid?
I tend not to get pissed off when I'm hunting and fishing.
Now sports is another story. Especially when your son can complete 27 of 29 passes, blindfolded.
I tend not to get pissed off when I'm hunting and fishing.
Now sports is another story. Especially when your son can complete 27 of 29 passes, blindfolded.
Posted on 5/23/13 at 11:23 am to Teague
quote:
but if I'd been your buddy I'd have rearranged some of your teeth for that shite.
No.. no you wouldnt have.
I was bigger stronger and mad as hell.
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