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re: Naked and Afraid comes to La this Sunday

Posted on 7/23/13 at 3:30 pm to
Posted by brass2mouth
NOLA
Member since Jul 2007
19685 posts
Posted on 7/23/13 at 3:30 pm to
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Some Bullfrog woulda been a good choice for the albino.



I think I would've shite a brick if that dude pulled some sunscreen out of his bag on the first day.
Posted by Capt ST
Hotel California
Member since Aug 2011
12816 posts
Posted on 7/23/13 at 3:33 pm to
quote:

think I would've shite a brick if that dude pulled some sunscreen out of his bag on the first day.



If it's sunscreen/bug spray combo he's got some serious bargaining power.

I'd have to go with knife. I'd be running the frick out of some coon asses nets too. Baby you want little lobsters or fish for dinner?
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
56249 posts
Posted on 7/23/13 at 4:23 pm to
quote:

think I would've shite a brick if that dude pulled some sunscreen out of his bag on the first day.

yeah, but you would have thought he had terminal cancer the way he was acting with a sunburn. So far, basically all the boys have been big pusses...........wouldn't be surprised if Ellen DeGeneres was the producer.
Posted by BIG Texan
Texas
Member since Jun 2012
1596 posts
Posted on 7/23/13 at 4:51 pm to
I'll bet he burns like a piece of toast first freekin day.

So far it's girls 5 dudes zip.
Posted by BIG Texan
Texas
Member since Jun 2012
1596 posts
Posted on 7/23/13 at 4:53 pm to
The dudes always bring a huge knife and the girl is using it in the end. No guy has made fire yet and that one girl saved their arse with that pot.
Posted by JasonL79
Member since Jan 2010
6397 posts
Posted on 7/23/13 at 5:04 pm to
quote:

No guy has made fire yet


I thought the guy in Africa made fire.

He didn't seem as bad as some of the other ones from what I saw.
Posted by Bleeding purple
Athens, Texas
Member since Sep 2007
25315 posts
Posted on 7/23/13 at 5:46 pm to
Do you get to ask for a specific knife/pot/item or do you just get "a pot" or "a knife"


do they get to know where they are going first?

Posted by Crawdaddy
Slidell. The jewel of Louisiana
Member since Sep 2006
18378 posts
Posted on 7/23/13 at 6:00 pm to
I'd ask the editing crew to make my pixils long. Way long.
Posted by hypnos
Member since Dec 2009
2227 posts
Posted on 7/23/13 at 6:04 pm to
Dude in Africa made a fire using the plow method. The rest of them used strike sticks.
Posted by brass2mouth
NOLA
Member since Jul 2007
19685 posts
Posted on 7/23/13 at 6:36 pm to
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do they get to know where they are going first?



Yeah, they tell you the area that you're going to be in, island, jungle, swamp etc. and the "survivalists" get to select their one tool from whatever they want.

Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
56249 posts
Posted on 7/23/13 at 7:41 pm to
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and the "survivalists" get to select their one tool from whatever they want.


The dude brought goggles, yet couldn't actually go under water. That one should have brought tampons.
Posted by brass2mouth
NOLA
Member since Jul 2007
19685 posts
Posted on 7/23/13 at 8:27 pm to
quote:

That one should have brought tampons.


I concur.

I didnt see the Africa one with the Army Ranger, but all the dudes were busters, and that fat guy on the island was the worst.
Posted by bulldog95
North Louisiana
Member since Jan 2011
20713 posts
Posted on 7/23/13 at 9:59 pm to
Puma eas pretty bad too, he might have done okay if he didnt drink in purified water.


I would ask for urine purifying pills, at least I'd have something to drink the first day until I found water.

Seriously I'd bring a survival knife with matches, thread, needle, and wire in the handle.
Posted by BIG Texan
Texas
Member since Jun 2012
1596 posts
Posted on 7/23/13 at 10:10 pm to
Sorry, stand corrected, that guy in Africa did make fire but didn't they have a fire striker or something as a bring along? Doesn't count if you bring a zippo for your item, really?
I would bring a survival knife w fire striker if allowed and hope the gal would bring a pot. The pot or fire striker is worth more than the knife so far.
Posted by PvilleP
Prairieville
Member since Apr 2011
1950 posts
Posted on 7/23/13 at 10:13 pm to
Can't figure out the difference between the regular episodes and the "UNCENSORED" episodes. They still cover everything up and bleep out any foul language.
Posted by brass2mouth
NOLA
Member since Jul 2007
19685 posts
Posted on 7/23/13 at 11:25 pm to
quote:

he might have done okay if he didnt drink in purified water.


Which is why I dont know why they call them "experts." My 6 yr old daughter knows not to drink random water in a creek.

All the while hes saying "well its better to just go ahead and drink it, get hydrated, and take your chances."

No, no no...no, and he proved why.
Posted by Bleeding purple
Athens, Texas
Member since Sep 2007
25315 posts
Posted on 7/24/13 at 1:14 am to
Ok so what would y'all do with 6 months forewarning of environment you would be dumped in?

I would:
Harden feet and hands by increasing calluses through daily abrasion and micro trauma.

Tan daily until darker than Will Smith

Grow out beard, body hair, and head hair to shoulder length to provide sun protection and bug protection .

Increase cardiovascular endurance

Increase grip strength

Vaccinate against endemic illnesses

Learn native species of edible and poisonous flora and fauna of the environment I am going to.







What one item (must be sold as a single item and must be a single item even if made of several parts but may not be items contained inside another item like a "Rambo knife") would you chose for:

Louisiana swamp?

I think something like this

hand guard to protect knuckles, saw back for cutting large pieces of wood more easily and for lifting wire handles on pots, long blade that can be re sharpened if needed, length of blade also allows you to manipulate items in a fire without getting burned.

This post was edited on 7/24/13 at 1:23 am
Posted by LST
Member since Jan 2007
16316 posts
Posted on 7/24/13 at 1:19 am to
quote:

The dude brought goggles, yet couldn't actually go under water. That one should have brought tampons.



That was ridiculous. He brought the goggles, which was a shitty idea, but I see what he was thinking. Until he was scared of the fricking water.
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
33920 posts
Posted on 7/24/13 at 1:22 am to
IIRC, he didn't even give them to the girl for her to use.
Posted by LST
Member since Jan 2007
16316 posts
Posted on 7/24/13 at 1:27 am to
I think he did eventually, but he was a complete bitch about it. If I was her I wouldnt have given that dude any of the lobster. Then he acts like he's all badass for killing a 6" long caiman.
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