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re: Naked and Afraid comes to La this Sunday

Posted on 7/23/13 at 9:48 am to
Posted by beulahland
Little D'arbonne
Member since Jan 2013
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Posted on 7/23/13 at 9:48 am to
meet mister chigger
Posted by jimjackandjose
Member since Jun 2011
6496 posts
Posted on 7/23/13 at 10:01 am to
if they kill a gator and eat it, will green jeans write them a ticket?


I bet that arse is going to get chewed up my skeeters. they will have to wear mud at all times or light multiple fires and burn tree sap to keep the mosquitoes at bay. good feeling they will be making clothing sooner than later
Posted by Teague
The Shoals, AL
Member since Aug 2007
21692 posts
Posted on 7/23/13 at 10:06 am to
Well hell, that episode might be watchable.......
Posted by Crawdaddy
Slidell. The jewel of Louisiana
Member since Sep 2006
18378 posts
Posted on 7/23/13 at 10:13 am to
the guy on the island show was pretty bad. He cried about everything. Was he just picked off the street?
The girl chopped her hand on first time machette use but she proved herself quickly. Probably so because the guy she was with was such a puss
Posted by brass2mouth
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Posted on 7/23/13 at 10:24 am to
I don't know how many episodes they've had up until now, but the guys for three of them that I watched were pansy asses.

The "hardcore Marine recon oorah" mofo was next to worthless outside of fishing up one damn clam.

The guy on the island with the machete chick complained about everything, and was scared of his own shadow.

And the bald guy with the red headed chick in Panama(?) where the shelter burned down was all about himself "ooh look at me I almost died wah wah wah"
Posted by Crawdaddy
Slidell. The jewel of Louisiana
Member since Sep 2006
18378 posts
Posted on 7/23/13 at 10:27 am to
how do these people go 8 days without fire? If I know I was going on this show, the one thing I waould master before hand is building a fire.
Then in one show, they let the fire go out. No ambers left. How does this happen? Twice. Every camping trip I have ever gone on I have to pour water on the so called fire that went out becaues there are always hot ambers left in it.
Posted by brass2mouth
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Posted on 7/23/13 at 10:31 am to
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how do these people go 8 days without fire? If I know I was going on this show, the one thing I waould master before hand is building a fire.


NO shite! Man I was yelling at the TV saying the same thing. All these "survivalists" and they can't build a damn fire.

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they let the fire go out. No ambers left. How does this happen?


No clue man, I've seen it done plenty of times on other show about cracking open coconuts and whatnot to transport embers if you move camp. Guess none of these people watched dual survival.
Posted by redneck
Los Suenos, Costa Rica
Member since Dec 2003
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Posted on 7/23/13 at 10:36 am to
Because it wouldn't be "good tv" if everything went as planned, this stupid shite is no different than any other reality show
Posted by faxis
La.
Member since Oct 2007
7773 posts
Posted on 7/23/13 at 10:37 am to
They're being real careful about who they pick apparently because there's no way they're randomly coming up with pairings where the women are so much more competent than the men.

And even then they mostly just endure. I have yet to agree with them on day one shite. You MUST have fire. You can't have water till then unless you've got coconuts. These guys they pick are fricking stupid as hell.
Posted by brass2mouth
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Member since Jul 2007
19686 posts
Posted on 7/23/13 at 10:38 am to
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Because it wouldn't be "good tv" if everything went as planned, this stupid shite is no different than any other reality show


Yeah I know, I just wish they would uncensor the chicks, while still censoring the dudes.
Posted by Ole Geauxt
KnowLa.
Member since Dec 2007
50880 posts
Posted on 7/23/13 at 10:39 am to
My name is Billy

Posted by brass2mouth
NOLA
Member since Jul 2007
19686 posts
Posted on 7/23/13 at 10:48 am to
quote:

They're being real careful about who they pick apparently because there's no way they're randomly coming up with pairings where the women are so much more competent than the men.

And even then they mostly just endure. I have yet to agree with them on day one shite. You MUST have fire. You can't have water till then unless you've got coconuts. These guys they pick are fricking stupid as hell.


Yeah, I watched the three episodes on the website and the one with the chick and the machete was the first episode I watched and I was thinking "man this guy cannot be for real" the whole time. I had hopes for the other guys, but they too just led to further disappointment.

The guy in Panama with the red head chick wasn't too bad, at least he could make a shelter and go hunting, but he wanted the accolades and it made him come off as a pussy.
Posted by hypnos
Member since Dec 2009
2227 posts
Posted on 7/23/13 at 10:54 am to
quote:


recon sniper

Dude looked like a lobster in 20 minutes time in the sun


Was not mad at the guy. If 90% of my body in including my dick got sunburned Id act like a pussy too.
Posted by brass2mouth
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Member since Jul 2007
19686 posts
Posted on 7/23/13 at 10:58 am to
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Was not mad at the guy. If 90% of my body in including my dick got sunburned Id act like a pussy too.


I wasn't mad about the guy being holed up bc he got sunburned, I was hating on him for getting sunburned.

He's walking along the beach saying "man I gotta get out the sun" when he could've walks two or three feet to his left and either walked in the bush under the tree cover and out of the sun or grabbed a palm or two to hold over his back and head.
Posted by bulldog95
North Louisiana
Member since Jan 2011
20713 posts
Posted on 7/23/13 at 11:02 am to
Only one seemed half decent was the guy in Africa but damn walking on those thorns with no shoes.

At least he had the moxy to return after they drained his infected foot.
Posted by brass2mouth
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Member since Jul 2007
19686 posts
Posted on 7/23/13 at 11:04 am to
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Only one seemed half decent was the guy in Africa but damn walking on those thorns with no shoes.

At least he had the moxy to return after they drained his infected foot.



Is that the one with the chick catching catfish with her cooter in the muddy water?
Posted by brass2mouth
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Posted on 7/23/13 at 11:07 am to
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LSUBrad5277





Did you get your shadow ops lower in yet?
This post was edited on 7/23/13 at 11:10 am
Posted by Crawdaddy
Slidell. The jewel of Louisiana
Member since Sep 2006
18378 posts
Posted on 7/23/13 at 11:08 am to
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Is that the one with the chick catching catfish with her cooter in the muddy water?


Yeh, Stank Cheese
Tha totr the fish swam out of it
Posted by brass2mouth
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Member since Jul 2007
19686 posts
Posted on 7/23/13 at 11:11 am to
quote:

Yeh, Stank Cheese
Tha totr the fish swam out of it





The ol lady saw that and was like W..T..F.

She said it didn't matter if we hadn't eaten for 3 hours or 3 weeks, she wasn't going to put her cooter in nasty arse water all spread eagle like that. I laughed.


I didn't see the episode though, just saw the clip of her doing that on the website.
Posted by hypnos
Member since Dec 2009
2227 posts
Posted on 7/23/13 at 11:13 am to
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He's walking along the beach saying "man I gotta get out the sun" when he could've walks two or three feet to his left and either walked in the bush under the tree cover and out of the sun or grabbed a palm or two to hold over his back and head.


This confused me to, as well as all of the guys claiming to be trained in the military walking around in the heat of the day. Does the military no longer teach basic survival skills? Im fairly certain I remember being taught not to walk around in the heat of the day.
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