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How does one go about getting an orangutan?

Posted on 1/7/14 at 8:54 pm
Posted by SmackoverHawg
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Posted on 1/7/14 at 8:54 pm
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Posted by KingRanch
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Posted by SmackoverHawg
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Posted on 1/7/14 at 8:55 pm to
I want one to drink beer with.


And as a bodyguard
This post was edited on 1/7/14 at 8:56 pm
Posted by Nodust
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Posted by KingRanch
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Posted on 1/7/14 at 8:56 pm to
Weird
Posted by SmackoverHawg
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Posted on 1/7/14 at 8:56 pm to
I want mine to do that tooo. And smoke
Posted by RoyalBaby
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Posted on 1/7/14 at 8:56 pm to


Right turn Clyde
Edit: damn y'all fast
This post was edited on 1/7/14 at 8:58 pm
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
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Posted on 1/7/14 at 8:56 pm to
well you are definitely the OBer with enough money to get one
Posted by Nodust
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Posted on 1/7/14 at 8:56 pm to
Left hook Clyde
Posted by Nodust
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Posted on 1/7/14 at 8:58 pm to
quote:

Right turn Clyde
That is it. I misquoted
Posted by SmackoverHawg
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Posted on 1/7/14 at 8:58 pm to
Have you not ever seen Any Which Way But Loose? Clyde's f$%king awesome.
Posted by Nodust
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Posted on 1/7/14 at 8:59 pm to
quote:

I want one to drink beer with.


Posted by KingRanch
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Posted on 1/7/14 at 9:00 pm to
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
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Posted on 1/7/14 at 9:00 pm to
and end up like this?

I think it would be good for you

Posted by KingRanch
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Posted on 1/7/14 at 9:01 pm to
Posted by Rayvegas1484
Zebedee
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Posted on 1/7/14 at 9:01 pm to
I agree smack . It'd be pretty badass to have a permanent drinking buddy
Posted by Bama and Beer
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Posted on 1/7/14 at 9:02 pm to
This was the lady above before she thought that (I think it was her friend's chimp) owning a chimp would be a good idea

Posted by RoyalBaby
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Posted on 1/7/14 at 9:02 pm to
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 1/7/14 at 9:03 pm to
A chimp did that. Not an orangutan. We would dress alike to. Like on Rainman.
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 1/7/14 at 9:04 pm to
Chimps will attack and bite your face, and your arse cheeks, and bite your fingers off. They're assholes. But if you punch them in the butthole they'll stop. That red arse is highly sensitive. I'd frick a chimp up.
This post was edited on 1/7/14 at 11:12 pm
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