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Do your dogs ever shitbomb you while cutting the grass?
Posted on 6/29/16 at 2:27 pm
Posted on 6/29/16 at 2:27 pm
For some reason every time i cut the grass they will strategically through a combined effort all take a shite right where I'm about to cut. I'm not talking about in the grass I've already got, but literally run about 30ft in front of the part I'm cutting and drop a load.
They are very good at their plan of attack. They see me start getting ready to cut, and start acting like they do when they see me getting out the gear to run some hogs. Really excited, barking, and hyper. Truly a pack mentality once I stat cutting. One will distract me by trying to bite the tires, while the others run out ahead and lay the trap.
I feel like they are hunting me. Kinda the hounds to the hunters type of mentality.
They are very good at their plan of attack. They see me start getting ready to cut, and start acting like they do when they see me getting out the gear to run some hogs. Really excited, barking, and hyper. Truly a pack mentality once I stat cutting. One will distract me by trying to bite the tires, while the others run out ahead and lay the trap.
I feel like they are hunting me. Kinda the hounds to the hunters type of mentality.
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Posted on 6/29/16 at 2:33 pm to biohzrd
Who cares?
Maybe they don't like the lawn mower. Just run over the shite and keep cutting. That's what I do.
Maybe they don't like the lawn mower. Just run over the shite and keep cutting. That's what I do.
Posted on 6/29/16 at 2:36 pm to biohzrd
Call the cops and they'll come shoot them for you.
Posted on 6/29/16 at 2:49 pm to biohzrd
Every time. They wait til I have my back turned and drop a load in my next cut. Bastards
Posted on 6/29/16 at 2:50 pm to TU Rob
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TU Rob
Posted on 6/29/16 at 2:53 pm to CajunCommander
I actually find it pretty funny. My wife hates it because I do run it over and splatter it everywhere. She wants me to get off the mower, scoop it up, and then resume cutting.
TU Rob I like my dogs more than that.. Heh heh heh
TU Rob I like my dogs more than that.. Heh heh heh
This post was edited on 6/29/16 at 2:56 pm
Posted on 6/29/16 at 2:55 pm to biohzrd
I like running over turds with my mower. I dislike hitting wet turds with my weed whacker. Yes, I've been sprayed a few times 
Posted on 6/29/16 at 3:06 pm to Hammertime
Yeah I was just kidding. I remember those days. One of mine died last fall and we had to put the other one down not long after. It was like a minefield out there. They never did it while I was mowing, but usually after I had finished, as I stood there with a yard beer admiring the freshly cut grass, I'd see a brown mound off in the distance.
Posted on 6/29/16 at 3:24 pm to biohzrd
I just put mine inside. If not, they chase me the whole time im cutting anyway.
Posted on 6/29/16 at 3:32 pm to biohzrd
Huh, so mine are not the only ones that bite at the tires on a lawnmower. Why the hell do they do that?
Posted on 6/29/16 at 3:35 pm to Specktricity
Mine is the opposite. He doesn't get hyped up, he just follows me about 5 ft behind and wears himself out which is nice.
Posted on 6/29/16 at 3:47 pm to Specktricity
Nope. I have had to replace many a tire and tube. Finally got tired of it and filled the with foam. I guess with dogos it's just in their nature to want too.
When they realized that they couldn't stop me anymore with a flat tire is when the shitbombing started. Damn dogs. Wouldn't ever not want to have one.
When they realized that they couldn't stop me anymore with a flat tire is when the shitbombing started. Damn dogs. Wouldn't ever not want to have one.
Posted on 6/29/16 at 3:52 pm to SportTiger1
Sorry to hear about your loss. Had to put my 12yr old down last year. Killed me and still think about him. It seems like just when you really get to that point of coexistence and understanding each other fully that have to go to a better hunting ground. Dogs are the best.. Even if I have to run over piles of doo doo when I cut the grass.
Posted on 6/29/16 at 3:55 pm to biohzrd
The opposite. My dog likes to shite on short grass. She waits till I clear a path and at the first sight of cut crass in her corner she is taking a shite on my freshly cut grass.
Posted on 6/29/16 at 4:56 pm to biohzrd
Look at it from the dog's perspective though. How much fun must it be to frick with your owner by dumping a big load right in front of him and watching him get pissed about it. Although I have to say, if I were a dog, I think i would opt for the big steaming pile right in the middle of the yard immediately after it was cut, just so everyone knew who really ran the show.
Posted on 6/29/16 at 5:00 pm to the4thgen
That's just it... I laugh at them and it turns into a game. Heh heh heh. Honestly I like the way they all work together, and coordinate a game plan.
Posted on 6/29/16 at 6:56 pm to biohzrd
Every time I let the dog out when i cut, he shits right in my path. Like he's always got a shite ready to drop.
Posted on 6/30/16 at 7:24 am to m2pro
Mine leave fresh ones in the tall grass so it sticks to the mower tires and then gets spread all over the yard. I usually don't see until it's too late. My lab (13yo) is just glad she can still make it outside to take a dump. I don't think she has much longer with us.
My Catahoula is just over a year old and that little turd likes to bark at the mower and bite the tires too. He tried it with the weed whacka once. Popped him on the nose and he ran off yelping like he'd been shot. He doesn't mess with the weed eater anymore. 
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