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Coonass migration is in full swing

Posted on 11/20/15 at 2:23 pm
Posted by FelicianaTigerfan
Comanche County
Member since Aug 2009
26059 posts
Posted on 11/20/15 at 2:23 pm
Z71's hauling everything from bad boy buggies to 86 Honda 3wheelers headed north on Hwy 61. Like baby ducks in a row they head to the Florida Parishes or SW Mississippi to pillage the bounties of the land. Every gas station along the way is full of Camo clad folks with complimentary hightop white shoes. They've traded their Salt Life shirts for Team Realtree and removed rod holders from their trucks and added that necessary 32" LED light bar.

For the next two months these weekend warriors will wage war on the deer with no mercy. They will complain with a cigarette hanging from their lips for the entire month of November how the deer numbers are down. They will reflect back on all the wealth of knowledge they learned in the off season from the Sportsman and Outdoor channels.

As December comes and goes and January flys by, 2 year old "studs" will fall to be trophies above a fireplace. They'll leave empty corn and rice bran bags scattered along the roadways. As Febuary creeps in the land will breathe a big sigh of relief and begin to recover from the rape she had received.

Happy hunting




This post was edited on 11/20/15 at 10:48 pm
Posted by bababooey
Lafayette
Member since Jan 2009
1092 posts
Posted on 11/20/15 at 2:26 pm to
CSB
Posted by Mung
NorCal
Member since Aug 2007
9054 posts
Posted on 11/20/15 at 2:27 pm to
they're on I-49 too
Posted by PolyPusher86
St. George
Member since Jun 2010
3357 posts
Posted on 11/20/15 at 2:28 pm to
Well ok then
Posted by joeleblanc
Member since Jan 2012
4114 posts
Posted on 11/20/15 at 2:29 pm to
you should change that to BR area rednecks. Coonass's aren't going deer hunting in Miss. for the most part, not at this time of the year. Its duck season...

Carry on
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 11/20/15 at 2:32 pm to
I'm pretty sure you mean redneck. I'm positive.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134860 posts
Posted on 11/20/15 at 2:37 pm to
That sand in your vagina is going to make a lovely pearl.
Posted by White Bear
Yonnygo
Member since Jul 2014
13878 posts
Posted on 11/20/15 at 2:37 pm to
Doe day, bruh. I'd guess Concordia, Caldwell and Tensas Parish been full of 'em for a mont. Will look like a gypsy caravan on first w/e of Feb on Hwy 65.
Posted by dat yat
Chef Pass
Member since Jun 2011
4308 posts
Posted on 11/20/15 at 2:38 pm to
My truck is packed. Couple more emails to write and I'll be headed north till my Igloos are full.

WTF am I on the OB for? There's work to do and deer that need to be shot.......
Posted by double d
Amarillo by morning
Member since Jun 2004
16419 posts
Posted on 11/20/15 at 2:40 pm to
Well, don't migrate down her to catch specks and reds and I'll stay away from your deer.
Posted by FelicianaTigerfan
Comanche County
Member since Aug 2009
26059 posts
Posted on 11/20/15 at 2:59 pm to
quote:

Well, don't migrate down her to catch specks and reds and I'll stay away from your deer


Not a problem. I like the kinda fishing that's a challenge
Posted by 633tiger
Member since Jun 2007
1230 posts
Posted on 11/20/15 at 3:02 pm to
Not enough of my fellow coonass make the migration. The trespassing on my lease diminishes significantly this time of year.
Posted by FelicianaTigerfan
Comanche County
Member since Aug 2009
26059 posts
Posted on 11/20/15 at 3:08 pm to
quote:

BR area rednecks


They aren't excluded

They've just been here since Oct 1st

The coonasses generally don't show up until gun season opens
Posted by CajunAlum Tiger Fan
The Great State of Louisiana
Member since Jan 2008
7873 posts
Posted on 11/20/15 at 4:05 pm to
Pretty shitty post from a solid poster.

Posted by lsushelly
Denham Springs
Member since Aug 2006
2857 posts
Posted on 11/20/15 at 4:26 pm to
You sound like a swell guy
Posted by FelicianaTigerfan
Comanche County
Member since Aug 2009
26059 posts
Posted on 11/20/15 at 4:43 pm to
I'm not
Posted by s14suspense
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2007
14692 posts
Posted on 11/20/15 at 4:46 pm to
There were quite a few *shudder* Dodges on the road on the way up this afternoon. Think you're spot on. I been coming since Oct 1.
Posted by Nascar Fan
Columbia La.
Member since Jul 2011
18574 posts
Posted on 11/20/15 at 7:48 pm to
Naw they headed up here for opening of East zone duck hunting & staying the full week to next weekend which is doe day on the WMAs
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19272 posts
Posted on 11/20/15 at 7:48 pm to
Poor OP - Can't afford a lease.
Posted by AHouseDivided
Member since Oct 2011
6532 posts
Posted on 11/20/15 at 7:53 pm to
Does this mean the talent is migrating back to Illusions...
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