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Anyone looking for an 1979 bronco? How bout this awesome CL ad???
Posted on 11/20/15 at 3:26 pm
Posted on 11/20/15 at 3:26 pm
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For starters if you are looking for a "Mall Cruiser want to be Bronco" you should skip this posting. If you are looking for the Bronco to best all Broncos then my friend you have found the Chariot that Napoleon would have rode! This is what "Meat & Potatoes" is! This is the All American, Zombie Apocalypse escape pod!
So if you are looking a rice burning hatch back, solar powered liberal mobile, or even a Prius keep on scrolling in the For Sale adds. My friend this thing was made from true American Red, White and Blue steel!
You are not dealing with any ordinary, basic bitch Bronco! This thing was forged from a single block of all American Tungsten Steel. The 400CUI heart beat of this beast will have you growing a beard while driving with the window vents blowing the sweat off your forehead! You ask about A/C? My friend this Bronco was not even made with vents! Although it is equipped with power steering the 35" mud tires that take you through the trails like self navigation. This 400CUI nuclear power plant of a motor is mounted to a C6 transmission that shifts smoother than Caitlyn Jenners sex operation!
The Bronco also comes with a police night stick for security reasons! Once you pop the top off the back you will physically have to beat the women off of it! If this is too much for your pansy candy arse then keep scrolling! if your married, well you better get that lawyers retainer fee ready! This Bronco brings Boobs and drinks 9 beers per mile!
If you are looking for the kind of Bronco that has to be pansy parked in the garage, so the "carpet and seats wont get wet" then you should plant your Obama sticker on some Japanese piece of shite. This thing has drain holes on the bare skinned floors to let the blood drain out from the deer you just killed with your bare hands. Because you are a true man that drives the manliest vehicle out there. Once home you can crank up that 6000 psi pressure washer on the dually trailer next to your man cave cause you are The most interesting man and can wash your truck anywhere! You can leave that sissy sponge and pink bucket it came in next to your neighbors Miata!!
Well what if it rains while i'm driving? Listen you whiney bitch! I told you to stop reading..... Any man who drives this beast doesn't give damn about rain. Not even skin melting acid rain, Cause he is already dripping wet in blood, sweat, dip spit and fish guts!!
This thing was made in 1979 when steel was steel out of Detroit! It was born in a railroad track plant, jumping out of a 1400deg furnace! This war wagon was made to run over Zombies and can be equipped with a .50 cal machine gun to attack ISIS. This baby is ready to be piggy backed on a Deuce and a half, chained down tight from the for corners so you don't lose her or in case your convoy gets hit by some ISIS roadside pussy bomber!
Appointments will be considered upon request! No trades are considered since nothing you have could be worth this piece of American Badassery!! 50four-nine31-95three8
Posted on 11/20/15 at 3:45 pm to poochie
I heard OBC was in to Broncos. Maybe he will pick this one up as a spare.
Posted on 11/20/15 at 3:51 pm to poochie
solid truck
I'd like to have it but it's not worth 5 grand
I'd like to have it but it's not worth 5 grand
Posted on 11/20/15 at 3:54 pm to cgrand
1979 was a dark year for emission-choked V-8's.
Posted on 11/20/15 at 5:36 pm to VetteGuy
Why would he sell the top separate?He has that listed too.
Posted on 11/20/15 at 6:05 pm to TIGER2
Probably thinks they're worth more apart and he might be right.
Posted on 11/20/15 at 9:03 pm to TopWaterTiger
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