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anyone have a pet bird?

Posted on 8/18/16 at 8:12 am
Posted by Theboot32
Member since Jan 2016
2435 posts
Posted on 8/18/16 at 8:12 am
Been thinking about getting an African Grey or some type of parrot... I've heard they are disgusting though. What are some drawbacks of having a bird? I know they live forever, so I guess one of these days my kid will take him/her.

Would you get one as a baby, or as young as you can or get an adult?
Posted by mylsuhat
Mandeville, LA
Member since Mar 2008
48945 posts
Posted on 8/18/16 at 8:19 am to
Pretty Bird..

Posted by wickowick
Head of Island
Member since Dec 2006
45815 posts
Posted on 8/18/16 at 8:22 am to
My MIL has a couple, they are loud as frick. Not all of them like people and some of them like only certain people and hate others. If they don't like people, they can bite hard and be real assholes. My son wants one, I tell him frick no.
Posted by Theboot32
Member since Jan 2016
2435 posts
Posted on 8/18/16 at 8:26 am to
quote:

can bite hard


yeah i was just reading about some big blue parrot that can crack a coconut, could probably bite your finger off

I'm sure if I got one it was pretty much just say cuss words
Posted by bluemoons
the marsh
Member since Oct 2012
5520 posts
Posted on 8/18/16 at 8:29 am to
My parents have had a yellow nape Amazon for probably 30 years. He's cool, but he only likes my dad. He isn't excessively loud, but he gets after it in the mornings. He used to talk much more than he does now. He immigrated to my grandma's because her dog died and she needed the company.

Pros: birds are cool, they talk, very friendly if you become their person.

Cons: mean as shite if they don't like you, annoying at times, and they absolutely refuse to die.
Posted by Barf
EBR
Member since Feb 2015
3727 posts
Posted on 8/18/16 at 8:41 am to
My dad had some kind of green parrot. It was big and mean as shite. It would honeydick you into trying to pick it up and then bite you as hard as it could. He accidentally killed it after cleaning a pistol in his home office where he kept this big stupid fake tree for the bird to shite all over. I guess the fumes got it. I hear they are sensitive to solvents and self cleaning ovens.

I felt bad for the bird, seems like a shitty way to go but I don't miss that a-hole one bit.
Posted by mach316
Jonesboro, AR
Member since Jul 2012
4776 posts
Posted on 8/18/16 at 8:45 am to
Nasty and loud a frick
This post was edited on 8/18/16 at 8:46 am
Posted by Theboot32
Member since Jan 2016
2435 posts
Posted on 8/18/16 at 8:49 am to
not many positive reviews...
Posted by TheBoo
South to Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
4524 posts
Posted on 8/18/16 at 9:18 am to
My nanny has a green one. 21 years old. Still remembers my name when I go over there. Yells my name like my mom used to when I was being a little shite.
Posted by the LSUSaint
Member since Nov 2009
15444 posts
Posted on 8/18/16 at 9:25 am to
What did you expect? A wild bird in a cage shitting and screaming daily. There is ZERO upside, none!

It will get out at some point.

Seriously, this has to be a troll if you are honestly considering. Unless you sail around looking for loot.
Posted by Theboot32
Member since Jan 2016
2435 posts
Posted on 8/18/16 at 9:29 am to
not a troll, was just curious, I dont know anyone with one and havent been around them, but they seem pretty cool and smart. I think the disgusting part may outweigh that though...
Posted by NOLAGT
Over there
Member since Dec 2012
13540 posts
Posted on 8/18/16 at 9:47 am to
quote:

they are loud as frick. Not all of them like people and some of them like only certain people and hate others. If they don't like people, they can bite hard and be real assholes. My son wants one, I tell him.....?


This is pretty spot on. I worked in pet shops through high school and collage and we sold birds so I have sorta had them around for a long time. We sold some of those kinds of parrots and what wick said is pretty accurate, but its not all bad.

I wouldn't say no and think its just all bad. If you get a good parrot from young and put in the effort you can have a really cool bird that speaks pretty clear. Sometimes they are just picky assholes but I have seen many nice ones. Keep up on the mess and it wont be a mess...you will have to clean.

With that said I have been bite me on my finger when going to pick it up...im sure it was a warning shot and it had some power. African grays have a really good vocabulary.
Posted by Black
My own little world
Member since Jul 2009
22244 posts
Posted on 8/18/16 at 9:53 am to
quote:

Been thinking about getting an African Grey


I had one growing up. One of the best pets i've ever had. It's a typical pet...eats, sleeps and shits. Only real difference it shits where it lives.

It whistled songs, repeated what it was taught and what it heard enough...like cuss words, etc. Sat in the palm of my hand and let me pet its stomach, etc.

DO NOT feed them sunflower seeds in their seed mix. Sunflower seeds are like crack to them and they'll throw all the other food all over the place digging for sunflower seeds
Posted by sonoma8
Member since Oct 2006
7667 posts
Posted on 8/18/16 at 9:55 am to
pretty bird
Posted by NOLAGT
Over there
Member since Dec 2012
13540 posts
Posted on 8/18/16 at 10:08 am to
quote:

not a troll, was just curious, I dont know anyone with one and havent been around them, but they seem pretty cool and smart. I think the disgusting part may outweigh that though


I have seen many people have them and really enjoy them, but some have not. It depends if its in your wheelhouse to be involved with that kind of pet.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 8/18/16 at 10:38 am to
My fatass neighbor has a bird he calls "pretty bird". Not sure what's more annoying, the bird chirping or him talking to it.

Eta: There was a gang of parrots that lived on this cell phone tower by my house. Always squawking, shitting, and chewing shite up. I shot one with a BB gun, and I swear he tried to kill me. Switched to a pellet gun, and with the help of this hawk that also lives by me, they moved on.
This post was edited on 8/18/16 at 10:43 am
Posted by PillageUrVillage
Mordor
Member since Mar 2011
14796 posts
Posted on 8/18/16 at 10:58 am to
Pros: An opportunity to put your carpentry skills to the test building a grand outdoor bird enclosure.

Cons: Looks like most have been listed already.
Posted by reds on reds on reds
Birmingham
Member since Sep 2013
4205 posts
Posted on 8/18/16 at 11:33 am to
quote:

Eta: There was a gang of parrots that lived on this cell phone tower by my house. Always squawking, shitting, and chewing shite up. I shot one with a BB gun, and I swear he tried to kill me. Switched to a pellet gun, and with the help of this hawk that also lives by me, they moved on.



Metairie?
Posted by Theboot32
Member since Jan 2016
2435 posts
Posted on 8/18/16 at 11:38 am to
I've heard there were a bunch of "wild" exotic birds around nola, havent really seen any though.
Posted by pjab
Member since Mar 2016
5647 posts
Posted on 8/18/16 at 12:01 pm to
Quaker parrots are all over NO and Metairie. If there is a large palm tree, it will have parrots in it. There were hundreds in the palms on Jefferson Ave before they cut them down. There is a very large nest (probably 10' tall) on the antenna of the blind reading radio station on magazine.

I had a canary as a kid. It was my cousin's pet for years before I got it. It was at least 20 yrs old when it died. Mine made noise all night and shite all day.
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