re: You're stranded on a desert island...

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Any hope of getting off the island?

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Nope, no hope for escape. Also don't bother praying for the sweet release of death because you've been cursed with immortality!! That's just the way things go here on "Shitty Hypothetical Island"!

I know from mine and at least a half dozen friend's experience who married what consensus agreed were hot, even insanely hot, beautiful women. I don't care if Elizabeth Hurley's waiting in bed, after a while you'd rather a beached walrus. Ask Hugh Grant.... I don't care how hot, if that's all they've got...they're eventually worthless altogether.

I'll take the one who can hold their own after the 8 second spackle. And after a while... on an island... they'll all smell like a chimp's arse anyway.

You can teach the hot one stuff, you can't make the ugly chick pretty

So on this deserted island they have electricity and a stove and a washer /dryer???? If not give me the hot chick.

which one has had a hysterectomy?

desert.....island....

hmmmmmmm