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You're stranded on a desert island...

Posted on 2/22/17 at 2:16 pm
Posted by SaintlyTiger88
Louisiana
Member since Apr 2013
1976 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 2:16 pm
And you can only bring one of two women with you... one is not particularly good looking, but is an excellent cook and does all the housewife type duties: cooking, cleaning, washing clothes, taking care of the kids, etc.

The other is an insanely hot and attractive woman who is a freak in the bed, but that's all. She doesn't cook, clean, do laundry, nothing... just sits on her phone and looks hot.

You can only take one with you, which one do you pick?
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
115793 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 2:17 pm to
A 3rd chick who knows how to build a boat
Posted by BobCoot
United States of America
Member since Nov 2016
434 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 2:17 pm to
Hot sexy one
Posted by Sgt_Lincoln_Osiris
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2014
1077 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 2:18 pm to
pics of said women?
Posted by LZ83
La
Member since Sep 2016
17406 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 2:18 pm to
The insanely hot one. I can cook and clean for myself.
Posted by 91TIGER
Lafayette
Member since Aug 2006
17710 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 2:18 pm to
How hot will she be w/o a razor ?
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 2:19 pm to
Whichever one is larger. You're gonna have to eat her eventually.
Posted by jmh5724
Member since Jan 2012
2136 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 2:19 pm to
Easily the hot one. Who needs a dishwasher on a deserted island
Posted by Box Geauxrilla
Member since Jun 2013
19118 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 2:19 pm to
quote:

does all the housewife type duties: cooking, cleaning, washing clothes, taking care of the kids, etc.


Will I have a house here?

Will I have a washing machine?

Need to clean countertops?

Will I have kids to take care of?

If the answer if no, give me the hot one.
Posted by PaperPaintball92
Fly Navy
Member since Aug 2010
5297 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 2:19 pm to
I'll take the hot one. I enjoy cooking.
Posted by PhiTiger1764
Lurker since Aug 2003
Member since Oct 2009
13858 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 2:20 pm to
Well there's no kitchen on a desert island so...
Posted by MottLaneKid
Gonzales
Member since Apr 2012
4543 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 2:20 pm to
If I had a phone, I wouldn't be on a fricking island
Posted by LSUfanNkaty
LC, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2015
11102 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 2:20 pm to
quote:

You're stranded on a desert island...

quote:

stranded on a desert island

quote:

one is not particularly good looking, but is an excellent cook and does all the housewife type duties: cooking, cleaning, washing clothes, taking care of the kids, etc.
If I'm stranded on a desert island, I doubt I'm concerned with cooking, cleaning, washing clothes, etc.
quote:

The other is an insanely hot and attractive woman who is a freak in the bed, but that's all. She doesn't cook, clean, do laundry, nothing... just sits on her phone and looks hot.


I'll take this one..
quote:

just sits on her phone and looks hot.


She'll be sitting on something looking hot... but it won't be no phone..
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 2:20 pm to
quote:

How hot will she be w/o a razor ?

quote:

desert island...


And with sand in her cooch. She can be as hot as you want, fricking sandpaper ain't fun.
Posted by Ben Hur
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2013
888 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 2:21 pm to
quote:

desert island.



Which one has survival skills? Who cares if she can clean and wash clothes? We're stranded in a fricking desert!
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
19999 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 2:21 pm to
quote:

She doesn't cook, clean, do laundry


but she can learn...
Posted by LakeViewLSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2009
17730 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 2:21 pm to
The hot one.

First off. I would want to do the cooking anyway, because I enjoy it.

Second, She can learn to do the other stuff.
Posted by Perrydawg
Middle Ga Area
Member since Jan 2014
4769 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 2:21 pm to
Obviously the hot one because when I get tired of her shite, I will just use the cell phone you have given her in this hypothetical situation the leave the island.
Posted by LSUfanNkaty
LC, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2015
11102 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 2:22 pm to
quote:

but she can learn...



She'll have plenty of time to do so...
Posted by SaintlyTiger88
Louisiana
Member since Apr 2013
1976 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 2:22 pm to
Lol this desert island comes with a beautiful two story Victorian-style home with all the amenities. If you choose the cooking and cleaning woman, then she will bear children for you in the first couple of years you're on the island.
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