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You're stranded on a desert island...
Posted on 2/22/17 at 2:16 pm
Posted on 2/22/17 at 2:16 pm
And you can only bring one of two women with you... one is not particularly good looking, but is an excellent cook and does all the housewife type duties: cooking, cleaning, washing clothes, taking care of the kids, etc.
The other is an insanely hot and attractive woman who is a freak in the bed, but that's all. She doesn't cook, clean, do laundry, nothing... just sits on her phone and looks hot.
You can only take one with you, which one do you pick?
The other is an insanely hot and attractive woman who is a freak in the bed, but that's all. She doesn't cook, clean, do laundry, nothing... just sits on her phone and looks hot.
You can only take one with you, which one do you pick?
Posted on 2/22/17 at 2:17 pm to SaintlyTiger88
A 3rd chick who knows how to build a boat
Posted on 2/22/17 at 2:18 pm to SaintlyTiger88
The insanely hot one. I can cook and clean for myself.
Posted on 2/22/17 at 2:18 pm to SaintlyTiger88
How hot will she be w/o a razor ?
Posted on 2/22/17 at 2:19 pm to SaintlyTiger88
Whichever one is larger. You're gonna have to eat her eventually.
Posted on 2/22/17 at 2:19 pm to SaintlyTiger88
Easily the hot one. Who needs a dishwasher on a deserted island
Posted on 2/22/17 at 2:19 pm to SaintlyTiger88
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does all the housewife type duties: cooking, cleaning, washing clothes, taking care of the kids, etc.
Will I have a house here?
Will I have a washing machine?
Need to clean countertops?
Will I have kids to take care of?
If the answer if no, give me the hot one.
Posted on 2/22/17 at 2:19 pm to SaintlyTiger88
I'll take the hot one. I enjoy cooking.
Posted on 2/22/17 at 2:20 pm to SaintlyTiger88
Well there's no kitchen on a desert island so...
Posted on 2/22/17 at 2:20 pm to SaintlyTiger88
If I had a phone, I wouldn't be on a fricking island
Posted on 2/22/17 at 2:20 pm to SaintlyTiger88
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You're stranded on a desert island...
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stranded on a desert island
quote:If I'm stranded on a desert island, I doubt I'm concerned with cooking, cleaning, washing clothes, etc.
one is not particularly good looking, but is an excellent cook and does all the housewife type duties: cooking, cleaning, washing clothes, taking care of the kids, etc.
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The other is an insanely hot and attractive woman who is a freak in the bed, but that's all. She doesn't cook, clean, do laundry, nothing... just sits on her phone and looks hot.
I'll take this one..
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just sits on her phone and looks hot.
She'll be sitting on something looking hot... but it won't be no phone..
Posted on 2/22/17 at 2:20 pm to 91TIGER
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How hot will she be w/o a razor ?
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desert island...
And with sand in her cooch. She can be as hot as you want, fricking sandpaper ain't fun.
Posted on 2/22/17 at 2:21 pm to SaintlyTiger88
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desert island.
Which one has survival skills? Who cares if she can clean and wash clothes? We're stranded in a fricking desert!
Posted on 2/22/17 at 2:21 pm to SaintlyTiger88
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She doesn't cook, clean, do laundry
but she can learn...
Posted on 2/22/17 at 2:21 pm to SaintlyTiger88
The hot one.
First off. I would want to do the cooking anyway, because I enjoy it.
Second, She can learn to do the other stuff.
First off. I would want to do the cooking anyway, because I enjoy it.
Second, She can learn to do the other stuff.
Posted on 2/22/17 at 2:21 pm to SaintlyTiger88
Obviously the hot one because when I get tired of her shite, I will just use the cell phone you have given her in this hypothetical situation the leave the island.
Posted on 2/22/17 at 2:22 pm to Scooba
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but she can learn...
She'll have plenty of time to do so...
Posted on 2/22/17 at 2:22 pm to Box Geauxrilla
Lol this desert island comes with a beautiful two story Victorian-style home with all the amenities. If you choose the cooking and cleaning woman, then she will bear children for you in the first couple of years you're on the island.
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