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Posted on 6/27/16 at 3:05 pm
Posted by BIGDAB
Go for the Jugular
Member since Jun 2011
7468 posts
Posted on 6/27/16 at 3:05 pm
i have a coworker who is from Iran, everytime he solves a problem he says BOOM!!! (Just imagine Borat yelling BOOM and you get the picture).

Due to his ethnic background, his celebrations are making a few people in the office nervous.

Should we talk to him about his word choice?

Should we interrupt him while he's watching his propaganda on you tube

Should we just leave him alone and stop being racist


TIA
(White BIGDAB)
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59672 posts
Posted on 6/27/16 at 3:07 pm to
you should set a claymore under his desk with a voice activated trigger
Posted by TigerWise
Front Seat of an Uber
Member since Sep 2010
35113 posts
Posted on 6/27/16 at 3:07 pm to
Stick snap and pops under the toliet seat
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
24585 posts
Posted on 6/27/16 at 3:07 pm to
You should blow him up. BOOM!
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George
Member since Aug 2004
77986 posts
Posted on 6/27/16 at 3:08 pm to
Annoyatron is the only answer.
Posted by maxxrajun70
baton rouge
Member since Oct 2011
3726 posts
Posted on 6/27/16 at 3:10 pm to
only a matter of time baw...take him out before he takes you out
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 6/27/16 at 3:11 pm to
quote:

just leave him alone and stop being racist


Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
19999 posts
Posted on 6/27/16 at 3:12 pm to
Next time he yells BOOM, you should follow it up with SHAKALAKA from the other side the office.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19305 posts
Posted on 6/27/16 at 3:15 pm to
Sneak up behind him at the urinal and scream "BOOM", make his piss all over himself.
Posted by Breaux
Member since Nov 2005
3971 posts
Posted on 6/27/16 at 3:17 pm to
:idontbelieveyou:
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
38741 posts
Posted on 6/27/16 at 3:18 pm to
Trick him into eating pork. When you lay out the big reveal, yell "boom" as the realization sets in on him.

Call in sick the next morning.

One way or the other the problem will solve itself.
Posted by Artie Rome
Hwy 1
Member since Jul 2014
8757 posts
Posted on 6/27/16 at 3:18 pm to
quote:

:idontbelieveyou:


Ditto.
Posted by Esquire
Chiraq
Member since Apr 2014
11640 posts
Posted on 6/27/16 at 3:21 pm to
Tell him the BOOM sound travels into your safe space. That should shut him up real quick.
Posted by tokenBoiler
Lafayette, Indiana
Member since Aug 2012
4415 posts
Posted on 6/27/16 at 3:24 pm to
Demand to know where the Persian women at.
Posted by Bard
Definitely NOT an admin
Member since Oct 2008
51664 posts
Posted on 6/27/16 at 3:28 pm to
quote:

i have a coworker who is from Iran, everytime he solves a problem he says BOOM!!!


From now on when he does it, quickly follow it with the shout of "ALLAHU AKBAR!!!".
Posted by Niklaus Mikaelson
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2016
84 posts
Posted on 6/27/16 at 3:35 pm to
quote:

coworker who is from Iran


quote:

BOOM!!!


Prayers sent
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113964 posts
Posted on 6/27/16 at 3:38 pm to
Say something like "Dammn son, you blew that up like a terrorist".. If he gets nervous then you might want to keep an eye on him. How does he smell?
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
110888 posts
Posted on 6/27/16 at 4:01 pm to
quote:

Due to his ethnic background, his celebrations are making a few people in the office nervous. Should we talk to him about his word choice
You should definitely pull him aside and tell him his word choice is worrying everyone due to his ethnic background.

Would be a great strategy!!!
Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
82033 posts
Posted on 6/27/16 at 4:02 pm to
Wtf
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
14802 posts
Posted on 6/27/16 at 4:04 pm to
quote:

everytime he solves a problem he says BOOM!!!


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