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Would you rather......for $100,000

Posted on 12/21/15 at 1:17 pm
Posted by trom83
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2013
4724 posts
Posted on 12/21/15 at 1:17 pm
Have a private intimate relationship with Honey Boo Boo's mom
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or

Have a public non intimate relationship with Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner



You have to bang Honey Boo Boo's mom 5 nights a week, but no one will know. Or You have to bring Caitlyn Jenner out on a date once a week as boyfriend/girlfriend.

After one year, you get $100,000.
Posted by burdman
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2007
20685 posts
Posted on 12/21/15 at 1:18 pm to
Whichever one doesn't involve me fricking a dude.
Posted by NoNameTiger
Mandeville, LA
Member since Nov 2015
2054 posts
Posted on 12/21/15 at 1:18 pm to
100K isn't really much money.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 12/21/15 at 1:19 pm to
quote:

bring Caitlyn Jenner out on a date once a week as boyfriend/girlfriend.


If I don't have to do anything sexual, then this.

That isn't even hard for me to choose. I'd be a hero to liberals, wouldn't have to touch him, and I might get to see his daughters naked.
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97632 posts
Posted on 12/21/15 at 1:19 pm to
neither....keep the 100k

hell my divorce would cost way more than that if I did either
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68299 posts
Posted on 12/21/15 at 1:20 pm to
since holding hands is considered intimate, I'll be intimate with booboos mom
Posted by JOJO Hammer
Member since Nov 2010
11920 posts
Posted on 12/21/15 at 1:20 pm to
I will just continue to work for a measly $90k per year.
Posted by bigberg2000
houston, from chalmette
Member since Sep 2005
70035 posts
Posted on 12/21/15 at 1:20 pm to
I am pretty sure someone posted this exact thing a few months ago.
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67589 posts
Posted on 12/21/15 at 1:20 pm to
quote:

private intimate relationship


so its not bad enough just to have sex with her but you have to have sex with her more than once? Count me out
Posted by LordSaintly
Member since Dec 2005
38880 posts
Posted on 12/21/15 at 1:21 pm to
Your wife would not know about Honey boo boo's mom,
Posted by Commandeaux
Zachary
Member since Jul 2009
7281 posts
Posted on 12/21/15 at 1:22 pm to
Why dont we just add Charlie Sheen to the mix. A load to the face for $1M.
Posted by Hawkeye95
Member since Dec 2013
20293 posts
Posted on 12/21/15 at 1:22 pm to
I would stick my dick in just about anything for 100k, assuming the wife would approve. And she likely would.
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167220 posts
Posted on 12/21/15 at 1:22 pm to
I don't need $100k that bad
Posted by CharlesLSU
Member since Jan 2007
31892 posts
Posted on 12/21/15 at 1:22 pm to
You could pimp out the inside story to the media for waaaayyyy more than $100k in a year.

BUT, for this to be legit, you need to add some 0's
Posted by facher08
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
4334 posts
Posted on 12/21/15 at 1:22 pm to
I'd take Jenner on outdoorsy dates in remote stretches of wilderness. That still meets the criteria and minimal people would know.
This post was edited on 12/21/15 at 1:24 pm
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
20026 posts
Posted on 12/21/15 at 1:24 pm to
Up the $ but the Honey DooDoo mom deal is most horrible.... Hi Caitlyn!
Posted by LeonPhelps
Member since May 2008
8185 posts
Posted on 12/21/15 at 1:28 pm to
quote:

100K isn't really much money.


It's only $60K after taxes. frick either of those options for that amount of money.
Posted by LSU_Saints_Hornets
Uptown NO,LA
Member since Jan 2013
9739 posts
Posted on 12/21/15 at 1:30 pm to
For $100k+ all I gotta do is show up to my job. Talk shite on the OT. Look super busy and present the projects I am working on. I will continue doing all of that before I would do Honey boo boo or Bruce Jenner.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 12/21/15 at 1:30 pm to
quote:

You could pimp out the inside story to the media for waaaayyyy more than $100k in a year.



This.

I would sell the story to US Weekly or TMZ for a lot more than 100k.

And again, I would do absolutely nothing with him, which isn't the case with the whale woman.

Plus, people in California would probably elect me governor for dating Bruce.
Posted by DonChowder
Sonoma County
Member since Dec 2012
9249 posts
Posted on 12/21/15 at 1:31 pm to
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