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Would you rather? (Mike Tyson, speech impediment, etc.)
Posted on 5/4/17 at 11:50 am
Posted on 5/4/17 at 11:50 am
Been awhile since I've seen a good "Would you rather?" question posed on here, and maybe this will provide a respite from the AS stuff.
Would you rather go 60 seconds with Mike Tyson in his prime OR be stuck with his current face, voice, and speech impediment for life?
I think I could manage to stay alive for 60 seconds. What say the OT?
Would you rather go 60 seconds with Mike Tyson in his prime OR be stuck with his current face, voice, and speech impediment for life?
I think I could manage to stay alive for 60 seconds. What say the OT?
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Posted on 5/4/17 at 11:51 am to sweetwaterbilly
I'd just dance around for 60 seconds. It's not that hard.
Posted on 5/4/17 at 11:52 am to sweetwaterbilly
I don't think anyone would choose option 2 
Posted on 5/4/17 at 11:52 am to sweetwaterbilly
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Would you rather go 60 seconds with Mike Tyson in his prime OR be stuck with his current face, voice, and speech impediment for life?
In 60 seconds he would probably give me all of the above so this is actually a difficult question.
ETA: any of us vs. Tyson
This post was edited on 5/4/17 at 12:02 pm
Posted on 5/4/17 at 11:52 am to sweetwaterbilly
I'd rather bang Tyson
Posted on 5/4/17 at 11:52 am to sweetwaterbilly
Sheeeet I rather have the worst 60 seconds of my life over having to look and sound like him for a lifetime. Besides, I think I could float like a butterfly for about 25 seconds of that.
Posted on 5/4/17 at 11:52 am to sweetwaterbilly
Can you guarantee me I won't be crippled, disfigured or killed during my 60 seconds in the ring with him?
Posted on 5/4/17 at 11:53 am to sweetwaterbilly
I'll go with stuck with his current face, voice, speech impediment for life.. Because if I got in a ring with him for 60 seconds in his prime and he hit me.. I would probably die.
Posted on 5/4/17 at 11:53 am to DelU249
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Can you guarantee me I won't be crippled, disfigured or killed during my 60 seconds in the ring with him?
If we're going by boxing rules, you can just fall on the ground repeatedly.
Posted on 5/4/17 at 11:54 am to sweetwaterbilly
id be pissed if he bit my ear off
Posted on 5/4/17 at 11:56 am to DelU249
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Can you guarantee me I won't be crippled, disfigured or killed during my 60 seconds in the ring with him?
I can make no such guarantees. All injuries sustained within the 60 seconds are fair game.
Posted on 5/4/17 at 11:57 am to sweetwaterbilly
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Been awhile since I've seen a good "Would you rather?"
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sweetwaterbilly
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Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Mar 2017
1318 posts
Alter check.
Posted on 5/4/17 at 11:58 am to CarRamrod
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Alter check.
Goddamn. How many posts do I have to get before I can stop being accused of being an alter? GFY Ramrod.
Posted on 5/4/17 at 11:59 am to sweetwaterbilly
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Goddamn. How many posts do I have to get before I can stop being accused of being an alter?
This is exactly something an alter would say.
Posted on 5/4/17 at 12:02 pm to sweetwaterbilly
What about getting punched by Mike literally right now?
Still got it.
Still got it.
Posted on 5/4/17 at 12:02 pm to sweetwaterbilly
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Would you rather go 60 seconds with Mike Tyson in his prime OR be stuck with his current face, voice, and speech impediment for life?
What if I get knocked the frick out before 60 seconds is up? I mean, I'd be willing to take a KO not to have his face tattoo and high pitched voice. Otherwise, I'd really have to do a lot of dancing... I've taken some punches before, but never from a trained fighter and never from one of hardest hitting boxers in history.
Posted on 5/4/17 at 12:30 pm to sweetwaterbilly
What would you get for this choice. I would not do/want either if there was no substantial reward for doing so
Posted on 5/4/17 at 12:34 pm to rmnldr
quote:You would get fricked up.
I'd just dance around for 60 seconds. It's not that hard.
That being said, it's better than a lifelong disfigurement.
Posted on 5/4/17 at 12:35 pm to rd280z
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What would you get for this choice. I would not do/want either if there was no substantial reward for doing so
That's not how this works. You literally have to pick one or the other. Make a decision!
Posted on 5/4/17 at 12:41 pm to sweetwaterbilly
If you faced Tyson for 60 seconds in a ring, you could try to dance around, but he would corner you after 15-20 seconds, and punch you so hard you would probably die.
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