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Would you rather live in Japan or a safe part of South Africa?

Posted on 11/18/14 at 1:14 am
Posted by HailHailtoMichigan!
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Posted on 11/18/14 at 1:14 am
Capetown or something. Living on the south african coast would be sweet with great fishing. Also, capetown, SA is where all the white people live, so it wouldn't be too much of an ethnic shock.

Anywhere else in SA though and I am choosing to live in Japan.
Posted by Keys Open Doors
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Posted on 11/18/14 at 1:15 am to
Cape Town
Posted by Scruffy
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Posted on 11/18/14 at 1:16 am to
Japan
Posted by Walt OReilly
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Posted on 11/18/14 at 1:16 am to
Syria
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
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Posted on 11/18/14 at 1:17 am to
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capetown, SA is where all the white people live, so it wouldn't be too much of an ethnic shock.


Pussy
Posted by SabiDojo
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Posted on 11/18/14 at 1:17 am to
Probably Japan.



With Scruffy.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
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Posted on 11/18/14 at 1:22 am to
Japan. I have a friend who goes there a lot and he says there are parts of it that are enamored with the U.S. I'd be a King over there.
Posted by HempHead
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Posted on 11/18/14 at 1:25 am to
South Africa.

Not because I'm particularly worried about living in a cracker-dominated area, but simply because I've heard less than pleasant things about Japan in terms of xenophobia. I'm a super-cracker. 6'5, 186 lbs, blonde hair, green eyes, and a Viking beard. I would be like a sideshow.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
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Posted on 11/18/14 at 1:28 am to
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Not because I'm particularly worried about living in a cracker-dominated area, but simply because I've heard less than pleasant things about Japan in terms of xenophobia. I'm a super-cracker. 6'5, 186 lbs, blonde hair, green eyes, and a Viking beard. I would be like a sideshow.


Nah, you'd be fine. The same things you hear about xenophobia there are the stereotypes that they hear about racism in America, tbh.
Posted by HailHailtoMichigan!
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Posted on 11/18/14 at 1:29 am to
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I'm a super-cracker. 6'5, 186 lbs, blonde hair, green eyes, and a Viking beard. I would be like a sideshow.
Did you know that the original inhabitants of Japan were hairy, bearded white dudes? They live on the northern island in very small, dwindling numbers. If you move up there, they would accept you.

The Ainu people I believe they are called.
Posted by HempHead
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Posted on 11/18/14 at 1:33 am to
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Nah, you'd be fine. The same things you hear about xenophobia there are the stereotypes that they hear about racism in America, tbh.



What about tentacle porn? Despite my prolific size, I can't measure up to to hyper-prehensile member.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
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Posted on 11/18/14 at 1:36 am to
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What about tentacle porn? Despite my prolific size, I can't measure up to to hyper-prehensile member.




Actually, despite their e-reputation, Japanese are surprisingly conservative when it comes to sex. Some posit that their oddities in obscene art/porn/etc. are probably self-expression to combat their sexual repressions
Posted by HempHead
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Posted on 11/18/14 at 1:38 am to
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Actually, despite their e-reputation, Japanese are surprisingly conservative when it comes to sex.


Do you even /r/WTF, bro?

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Some posit that their oddities in obscene art/porn/etc. are probably self-expression to combat their sexual repressions



I hate pixels, man.
Posted by lsutothetop
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Posted on 11/18/14 at 1:39 am to
Japan so I could be OT Baller Bros with the other people wisely staying away from the rape and AIDS cesspit that is South Africa
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
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Posted on 11/18/14 at 1:40 am to
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Do you even /r/WTF, bro?


I'm serious Been there.

To Japan, that is, not /r/WTF. I don't reddit, but errbody knows the Japanese reputation when it comes to smut

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I hate pixels, man.


The most pointless bullshite ever
Posted by HempHead
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Posted on 11/18/14 at 1:42 am to
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The most pointless bullshite ever



From my understanding, that is actually the result of Western influence. Before Europeans interacted with the Japanese, that had a prolific pr0n scence.
Posted by lsutothetop
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Posted on 11/18/14 at 1:44 am to
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Not because I'm particularly worried about living in a cracker-dominated area, but simply because I've heard less than pleasant things about Japan in terms of xenophobia. I'm a super-cracker. 6'5, 186 lbs, blonde hair, green eyes, and a Viking beard. I would be like a sideshow.

If you're white it's nbd from what I've heard. If anything you'd be more appealing as "exotic" (think like how we think of Latin Americans or Eastern Europeans). OTOH you'd probably catch some of that xenophobic flak if you're black, or a non-Japanese Asian. Seems like the sentiment is generally xenophobic with an exception for whites (probably due to close business+cultural ties with post-WWII America? I'm speculating at this point but that's my guess).
Posted by Scruffy
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Posted on 11/18/14 at 1:45 am to
Old Japanese art is heavily sexual.

They definitely weren't repressed when it came to painting shite in the past.
Posted by HempHead
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Posted on 11/18/14 at 1:46 am to
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They definitely weren't repressed when it came to painting shite in the past.



I've seen one series too many times...raccoon men with gigantic ballsacks using them for various reasons. Fishing, transportation, etc.,
Posted by Scruffy
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Posted on 11/18/14 at 1:47 am to
The frick?

Are we talking about old paintings or something? That sounds fricked up.
This post was edited on 11/18/14 at 1:49 am
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