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Interests:LSU football, Duke basketball, independent films, writing, and clearly staged reality shows on cable
Occupation:Retired Street Entertainer and Animal Trainer
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Registered on:12/29/2008
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re: Bruce is back, b/tches - Keys Open Doors
That was a fun start to the summer....
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re: Richard Condon was Right about JJ! - Keys Open Doors
Is he a big Trump guy?...
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re: Do you think Handsome A-List Celebrities ever get turned down by women? - Keys Open Doors
Maybe she wanted someone with the bad boy image? Most of the girls I knew stopped going for that by their early 20s but surely it appeals to others....
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re: What's going on in Chapel Hill today? Now it's a Roy Williams thread - Keys Open Doors
But it's not even Cal. Guys are avoiding UNC like the plague when they see that everyone stays 3-4 years outside of a couple guys. McAdoo, Henson, Strickland, even Justin Jackson have all been easy negative recruiting targets....
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re: Do you think Handsome A-List Celebrities ever get turned down by women? - Keys Open Doors
Most of the ugly guys I see with cute girls are really wealthy. It's also much more of a Southern thing, where girls seem to put less of an emphasis on looks. Up north, you see it a lot less, outside of heavily Italian-American areas....
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re: What's going on in Chapel Hill today? Now it's a Roy Williams thread - Keys Open Doors
I mean this is an LSU board so Roy is going to be really hated on here. With that being said, his stock has really fallen since 2009 until last year, especially when you look at all of the top tier talent he brought in and how the vast majority of the players and teams underachieved. It's defi...
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re: Do you think Handsome A-List Celebrities ever get turned down by women? - Keys Open Doors
[quote]How can you tell that they're handsome?[/quote] Seriously? You can't tell the difference between Brad Pitt/Ryan Reynolds and John Goodman when he was starring on Roseanne? Straight men can tell if a guy is good looking. Gay men want to have sex with good looking men. Pretty big d...
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re: What's going on in Chapel Hill today? Now it's a Roy Williams thread - Keys Open Doors
ACC has had some insane scores 2 weeks into the season....
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re: Grayson Allen Back At It? - Keys Open Doors
Yeah, I heard that he's buried boxes of Cinnamon Toast Crunch all over the Duke campus ...
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re: Kaylee Hartung, doesn't her parents have a little money? - Keys Open Doors
Hey man! Haven't seen you in forever. Do you still use the same email address?...
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re: Which athlete in each sport would you like to see live play in their prime? - Keys Open Doors
I want to see guys who were really unique. Not the best ever or the most successful necessarily, but guys who can't be replicated. Pistol Pete would be at the top of my list along with Garrincha, the bow-legged Brazilian soccer star who used his disability as an advantage since no one knew how t...
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re: What's happening with the Special Teams coach? - Keys Open Doors
Yeah, I don't see any other way. Ensminger is a good coach, but doesn't seem to be a huge recruiter. It would be a shame to see him off the field, but I can see him making the same salary on shadow staff. ...
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re: What's happening with the Special Teams coach? - Keys Open Doors
I'd love to have Johnson stay as a GA, and if he has already finished his classes as a grad student, then as a member of the shadow staff. Or we can shift Ensminger to shadow staff. However, Dellenger said Ensminger will stay on as a TE coach, most likely. This means that there is no special te...
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What's happening with the Special Teams coach? - Keys Open Doors
If Johnson is on staff and we only have 9 assistant coaches, who the hell is going to coach special teams? The only way I see anything working is if Ensminger is on the shadow staff. There are only 9 assistant coaches. 1) Aranda-DC 2) Canada-QB & OC 3) Raymond-DB 4) Jenkins-DL 5) Juluke...
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re: Grayson Allen to start tonight - Keys Open Doors
A one game suspension is fine. People act like Draymond was suspended for 10 games or something. ...
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re: Question about recruits flipping - Keys Open Doors
I believe that was Floyd Raven...
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re: In case you haven't noticed, Villanova basketball is like a Fortune 500 company - Keys Open Doors
It doesn't even make any sense. Fortune 500 companies don't run themselves...
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re: Able Bodied Men Who Allow Women to Drive Them in the Car - Keys Open Doors
Poor snowflake is triggered by watching women drive. ...
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re: When did the SEC get so bad at football - Keys Open Doors
Spurrier and Meyer>>>> Muschamp and McElwain. ...
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