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re: Would you rather be married to Kate Upton or Taylor Swift

Posted on 10/21/17 at 7:36 am to
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
One State Solution
Member since May 2012
55670 posts
Posted on 10/21/17 at 7:36 am to
quote:

Ever wonder why rich women almost always look better than poor/middle class?
better genetics
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 10/21/17 at 7:36 am to
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better surgeons
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
22349 posts
Posted on 10/21/17 at 7:36 am to
I find Upton quite a bit hotter but she looks like she could blow up, her family has billions so money's a wash. I guess it comes down to their music and I'll take Upton there as well.
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
29170 posts
Posted on 10/21/17 at 7:58 am to
Taylor easily
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19426 posts
Posted on 10/21/17 at 8:03 am to
The whale, I can guarantee you she's a better lay
Posted by diat150
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
43570 posts
Posted on 10/21/17 at 8:04 am to
Ones significant other got coming out of a Asian massage parlor. That's telling.
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
27751 posts
Posted on 10/21/17 at 8:08 am to
Taylor Swift is not pretty. Shes like 6 foot 110 lbs. Why do people think shes hot?

Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
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Posted on 10/21/17 at 8:17 am to
Posted by 50_Tiger
Dallas TX
Member since Jan 2016
40107 posts
Posted on 10/21/17 at 8:34 am to
Kate Upton since money is off the table.

More cushion for da pushin!!!
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
20044 posts
Posted on 10/21/17 at 8:36 am to
Upton for the titties and the sex only....
Posted by marcnbc
Bossier City, LA
Member since May 2004
4178 posts
Posted on 10/21/17 at 8:39 am to
Don’t care about the money....gimme Clarissa Bowers for the win.

Posted by Chitter Chatter
In and Out of Consciousness
Member since Sep 2009
4660 posts
Posted on 10/21/17 at 8:41 am to


That way, Tay Tay can write a song about me and Kate doing her wrong
Posted by rrboy
USA
Member since Jan 2005
5324 posts
Posted on 10/21/17 at 8:44 am to
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How dare you compare Swift to that fat frick

Posted by thelawnwranglers
Member since Sep 2007
38793 posts
Posted on 10/21/17 at 8:46 am to
Taylor Swift Mom


Kate Upton Mom


Surprised by results

That said $280M I am getting allimony so in

Edit - seen it has been done

Honestly only option to figure this out
This post was edited on 10/21/17 at 8:48 am
Posted by 1BamaRTR
In Your Head Blvd
Member since Apr 2015
22535 posts
Posted on 10/21/17 at 8:47 am to
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How dare you compare Swift to that fat frick

Contrary to what my avatar says, Swift is flat. She probably would divorce you after a couple months anyway.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
53019 posts
Posted on 10/21/17 at 8:48 am to
Neither! My wife :) she makes plenty money teaching tards
Posted by thelawnwranglers
Member since Sep 2007
38793 posts
Posted on 10/21/17 at 8:49 am to
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Neither! My wife :) she makes plenty money teaching tards



Plus those benefits baw

Posted by crispyUGA
Upstate SC
Member since Feb 2011
15919 posts
Posted on 10/21/17 at 8:49 am to
Everyone is like "Oh Swift will maintain her body, blah blah blah". That's assuming you can live with her crazy arse long enough for it to pay off. I'm assuming most of the people saying that aren't married, but I'll take the less crazy woman who might put on some weight as she gets older over a psycho bitch who might stay skinny but will make your life miserable. Keep the prenup in mind, crazy arse Taylor won't keep your arse around if you just jet-set around and frick some strange; she'll divorce you and then write an album putting your penniless arse on blast. If forced to choose, I'd marry most anyone over Swift.
Posted by RockAndRollDetective
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2014
4506 posts
Posted on 10/21/17 at 8:52 am to
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Kate Upton Mom

This post was edited on 10/21/17 at 8:53 am
Posted by SmellslikeKevinBacon
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2012
6185 posts
Posted on 10/21/17 at 8:53 am to
Swift any day
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