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HerbEaverstinks
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re: Would you marry a midget?

I dated one once. We had a nice night, but the next morning, she got in the shower and I thought I was being nice by reaching in and turning the water on for her while I shaved.

All of a sudden she starts screaming, "turn it off, turn it off, don't you know this is like torrential rain"!



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brewhan davey
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Celery
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re: Would you marry a midget?
I did marry a real short girl. 4'11". Close enough.


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dischNoutTAspd
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re: Would you marry a midget?
I wouldn't


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HerbEaverstinks
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re: Would you marry a midget?
She said she was in a fender-bender and when she jumped out of the car and ran up to the person who hit her, she exclaimed: "I'm not happy!"

And he said, "Well, you're definitely not Happy. Are you Sneezy, Sleepy, Dopey?"


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SaltyMcKracker
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re: Would you marry a midget?
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Can I get a little security?

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CajunCowboy35
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Member since Feb 2012
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re: Would you marry a midget?
I would try to spin her like a top on my dick


rruss14
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re: Would you marry a midget?
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I would try to spin her like a top on my dick





Phoenix43
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re: Would you marry a midget?
If she had a flat spot on top of her head? Hell yes, a good place to set my beer!


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pdubya76
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re: Would you marry a midget?
No....most of them have a short temper.


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Tiger in Texas
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re: Would you marry a midget?
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No, I wouldn't stoop that low.


This...


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fr33manator
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re: Would you marry a midget?
Why not? It's the little things that count, right?


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HarryBalzack
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re: Would you marry a midget?
Only if she had no teeth and a flat head.


redstick13
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re: Would you marry a midget?
I feel it would be beneath me.


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el Gaucho
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re: Would you marry a midget?
Handicap parking tag


Stevo
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re: Would you marry a midget?
would be awesome to dwarf someone.


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