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re: Women....do you think they even understand themselves?

Posted on 9/4/15 at 6:27 am to
Posted by Capital Cajun
Over Yonder
Member since Aug 2007
5525 posts
Posted on 9/4/15 at 6:27 am to
One of my favorite movie clips.

LINK
Posted by Sir Drinksalot
Member since Aug 2005
16742 posts
Posted on 9/4/15 at 6:29 am to
No! We don't. Now shut up.
Posted by carhartt
Member since Feb 2013
7713 posts
Posted on 9/4/15 at 7:20 am to
A friend of mine is hung up on her Ex/Baby Daddy. She's pissed because she can't find a new boyfriend and says we're all crazy. But get's mad when anyone who is interested in dating her questions why she let's her Ex control her life.

Then another one calls all men dogs but she only dates douchebag pretty boys.

Women are nuts.

Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65692 posts
Posted on 9/4/15 at 7:33 am to
quote:

I guess I lucked out and married the least insane woman out there. She's not very creative in our bedroom,
FIFY

Get her in a hotel room and turn the camera lights on, she positively blooms.

Your welcomed in advance. And thanks as well, I guess.
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
5566 posts
Posted on 9/4/15 at 7:45 am to
My wife is a rollercoaster of WTF.

Week before period, it begins. All I hear is.
"What's wrong"
"Are you mad at me"
"I feel like you hate me"
^After I've been home from work for <5 minutes.

Week of period
Same thing

Week after
Things are tracking towards normal

Then I get 1 week of normal wife before the cycle starts back over.
Posted by KG6
Member since Aug 2009
10920 posts
Posted on 9/4/15 at 7:53 am to
My wife will act crazy. But she admits it after the fact, so I can live with that.

I also have a temper and if I'm having a bad day, the littlest things can make me become a dick, so I try not to judge. I mean I totally do judge and tell her she's psycho, but I TRY not to.
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67590 posts
Posted on 9/4/15 at 7:55 am to
quote:

Trying to understand and comprehend female logic will drive you insane


that is why you don't do it
Posted by Corch Urban Myers
Columbus, OH
Member since Jul 2009
5993 posts
Posted on 9/4/15 at 7:56 am to
quote:

My wife is a rollercoaster of WTF.

Week before period, it begins. All I hear is.
"What's wrong"
"Are you mad at me"
"I feel like you hate me"
^After I've been home from work for <5 minutes.

Week of period
Same thing

Week after
Things are tracking towards normal

Then I get 1 week of normal wife before the cycle starts back over.


Thank God mine is fixed.
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
21484 posts
Posted on 9/4/15 at 8:00 am to
quote:

I guess I lucked out and married the least insane woman out there. She's not very creative in the bedroom, but I have had women that have pulled out all the stops and every last one of those have been batshit insane. I'll take peace over kinkiness any day of the week.


frick! I got crazy and boring in the bed. FML!
Posted by Hu_Flung_Pu
Central, LA
Member since Jan 2013
22168 posts
Posted on 9/4/15 at 8:06 am to
quote:

My favorite by my ex wife...

"I need you to do some things around the house tomorrow while I go grocery shopping"

"No problem. Just leave me a list"

"I'm not leaving you a list. You should know what needs to be done.



From my wife:

"Go pick up some groceries when you leave the gym"

"No problem, text me what we need"

"No, just listen to what I have said"

"I might forget"

"Start remembering things better"

*sigh*
Posted by Hu_Flung_Pu
Central, LA
Member since Jan 2013
22168 posts
Posted on 9/4/15 at 8:07 am to
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THIS BOOK, will give you a clue


tl:dr
Posted by Hu_Flung_Pu
Central, LA
Member since Jan 2013
22168 posts
Posted on 9/4/15 at 8:13 am to
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you should enjoy this


Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
5566 posts
Posted on 9/4/15 at 8:18 am to
quote:

My wife will act crazy. But she admits it after the fact,


Does this too, after some convincing.
Posted by RockAndRollDetective
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2014
4506 posts
Posted on 9/4/15 at 8:33 am to
Men and women share a species. That's all. Part of the reason men can't figure women out is because most of us have the complete inability to track female thought patterns and motivations using anything but ourselves as a point of comparison.

It's such a simple yet seemingly universal mistake.

Your dog will go to the neighbor's cat box and eat shite out of it like it's the most delicious treat in the world. Yet you'll never find a guy who says he understands women more than his dog.

Bring on the downvotes but you know it's true.
Posted by TheAlmightySmash
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2014
5479 posts
Posted on 9/4/15 at 8:46 am to
They think withholding the cookie will get them what they want. and they're usually right.
Posted by sjmabry
Texas
Member since Aug 2013
18500 posts
Posted on 9/4/15 at 8:57 am to
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men are somewhat consistent across the board. Beer, sex, food.
100
Posted by UGATiger26
Jacksonville, FL
Member since Dec 2009
9044 posts
Posted on 9/4/15 at 8:58 am to
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Men and women share a species. That's all.


It's true. And there is overwhelming evidence to support the fact that men and women have major cognitive differences, and think differently.

Women are more emotional. Men are more rational.

Of course, say that to the wrong person, and they'll interpret that as "all women are emotional train wrecks who can't think logically and all men are motherfricking Plato."
This post was edited on 9/4/15 at 9:47 am
Posted by sjmabry
Texas
Member since Aug 2013
18500 posts
Posted on 9/4/15 at 9:10 am to
Just remember if you want to hit it that night, don't say anything that will trigger her emotions. My wife holds onto the slightest shite all day.
Posted by Hawkeye95
Member since Dec 2013
20293 posts
Posted on 9/4/15 at 9:15 am to
I have a much harder time trying to figure out my male friends vs. my female friends. Woman make sense to me.

if you are having problems with a lady, i suggest you both read a john gottman book. They will change your relationship.
Posted by DrunkerThanThou
Unfortunately Mississippi
Member since Feb 2013
2846 posts
Posted on 9/4/15 at 9:49 am to
Men's emotions are a result of their logic. Women's logic is a result of their emotions.
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