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re: Woman who can't get a man wants to ruin robot sex for everyone else

Posted on 9/15/15 at 11:49 am to
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89518 posts
Posted on 9/15/15 at 11:49 am to
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Thought you were talking about disinfecting your personal robot.


And I'm not telling you your business, baw - with your own personal robot - either it has to be programmed for some self cleaning, or I strongly recommend you clean up after yourself from time to time. However, you do what you want.
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76290 posts
Posted on 9/15/15 at 11:49 am to
There's no other way she could look besides that way
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 9/15/15 at 11:49 am to
As long as we ban all dildos and vibrators as well
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
78050 posts
Posted on 9/15/15 at 11:50 am to
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Looks like a cherry 2000


but 30 years from now she wont look like...the cherry 2000 does today
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124166 posts
Posted on 9/15/15 at 11:50 am to
I, for one, welcome the vagyborgs
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 9/15/15 at 11:51 am to
Are you suggesting some type of robo-douche? Sounds expensive.
Posted by ballscaster
Member since Jun 2013
26861 posts
Posted on 9/15/15 at 11:52 am to
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Stop your bitching, they'll have a male version as well.

Impossible. You can replicate what a man wants. Replicating what a woman wants is scientifically impossible, and I defy you to show me evidence that this is not the case!
Posted by ithad2bme
Houston transplant from B.R.
Member since Sep 2008
3468 posts
Posted on 9/15/15 at 11:54 am to
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I'm not saying we shouldn't try to do things like discourage racism or misogyny, but we have free will. We can make our own choices.


Not if the liberals have anything to do with it you won't. You will conform or be punished and harrased.
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
56329 posts
Posted on 9/15/15 at 12:06 pm to
quote:

hobots
Stop being a genius.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134860 posts
Posted on 9/15/15 at 12:11 pm to
The technology is finally coming around to help nerds get laid any time they want and some crusty bitch wants to take that away from them. Prime example of what the CIA calls "blowback".
Posted by PeteRose
Hall of Fame
Member since Aug 2014
16863 posts
Posted on 9/15/15 at 12:24 pm to
The fact that there's research and development in this shows:

1. Sex has and always been a commodity...exchange of resources for access
2. There's a market/demand for it, regardless of personal beliefs.
3. There's a demand to make an alternative sex option that is more efficient and convenient.
4. There's money to be made in this.
Posted by MontyFranklyn
T-Town
Member since Jan 2012
23830 posts
Posted on 9/15/15 at 12:26 pm to


Morty went to town on that robot pussy
This post was edited on 9/15/15 at 12:27 pm
Posted by Agforlife
Somewhere in the Brazos Valley
Member since Nov 2012
20102 posts
Posted on 9/15/15 at 12:27 pm to
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blueboy
quote:
Reminds me of the old Robin Williams joke "you ever notice that most of the women who are pro abortion are women you wouldn't frick anyway:
George Carlin




You are correct my bad
Posted by willIAM wALTER
Vermont
Member since Sep 2015
11 posts
Posted on 9/15/15 at 12:37 pm to
I actually enjoy doing the cooking, so I don't care about that. But if my Roomba could give a BJ, my wife would have been kicked out long ago.
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 9/15/15 at 12:42 pm to
I think that dildos bigger than 5 inches shouldn't be allowed to be made because it puts unreasonable expectations on men.
Posted by Corch Urban Myers
Columbus, OH
Member since Jul 2009
5993 posts
Posted on 9/15/15 at 12:43 pm to


IWHHI 20 years ago.
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 9/15/15 at 12:46 pm to
quote:

by Peazey
I think that dildos bigger than 5 inches shouldn't be allowed to be made because it puts unreasonable expectations

You mean 3" right? Right
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
56329 posts
Posted on 9/15/15 at 1:00 pm to
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willIAM wALTER
Subtle. I like it.

This would be a fitting end to the human race. In out attempt to create newer and better frickbots, we will create the AI that exterminates us.

"I just wanted my robot to be able to comprehend the complex nuances of S&M safe words and I destroyed the human race."
Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
45736 posts
Posted on 9/15/15 at 1:27 pm to
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Replicating what a woman wants is scientifically impossible, and I defy you to show me evidence that this is not the case!

If we're talking about sex, pretty sure most woman want more than 35 seconds and 3 1/2 inches. I mean a good 2 minutes and 6 inches can't be that difficult to create.
Posted by willIAM wALTER
Vermont
Member since Sep 2015
11 posts
Posted on 9/15/15 at 1:48 pm to
Oh it can be created, about as quickly as a woman can change her mind about what she wants.
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