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Posted on 9/15/15 at 10:49 am to
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
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Posted on 9/15/15 at 10:49 am to
A robot girl is my best chance at sodomizing an Asian so I'm excited
Posted by CAD703X
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Posted on 9/15/15 at 10:53 am to



I swear I hadn't seen a pic of her when I created the thread title.

But to say I'm not surprised.. well I'm not surprised.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
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Posted on 9/15/15 at 10:54 am to
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Whats the upside??? maybe besides that she won't sleep around and take half your shite in a divorce


I like how you followed this line of thought until you answered your own question.
This post was edited on 9/15/15 at 10:56 am
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
56327 posts
Posted on 9/15/15 at 11:04 am to
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Whats the upside??? maybe besides that she won't sleep around and take half your shite in a divorce



I like how you followed this line of thought until you answered your own question.
Yeah. I don't think he understands the huge upside to that.
Posted by Agforlife
Somewhere in the Brazos Valley
Member since Nov 2012
20102 posts
Posted on 9/15/15 at 11:12 am to
Reminds me of the old Robin Williams joke "you ever notice that most of the women who are pro abortion are women you wouldn't frick anyway:
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 9/15/15 at 11:14 am to
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In addition to her base personality, RoxxxyGold ships with these additional preprogrammed personalities:

· Frigid Farrah – She is reserved and shy

· Wild Wendy – She is outgoing and adventurous

· S&M Susan – She is ready to provide your pain/pleasure fantasies

· Young Yoko – She is oh so young (barely 18) and waiting for you to teach her

· Mature Martha – She is very experienced and would like to teach you!


There is always a downside to every product.

quote:

RoxxxyGold has a personality which is matched as much as possible to your personality. So she likes what you like, dislikes what you dislike, etc. She also has moods during the day just like real people! She can be sleepy, conversational or she can “be in the mood”!


All of our robots can even have an orgasm!
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
56327 posts
Posted on 9/15/15 at 11:15 am to
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Reminds me of the old Robin Williams joke "you ever notice that most of the women who are pro abortion are women you wouldn't frick anyway:
George Carlin
Posted by Phil A Sheo
equinsu ocha
Member since Aug 2011
12166 posts
Posted on 9/15/15 at 11:15 am to
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Yeah. I don't think he understands the huge upside to that.



Been divorced... I still wouldn't frick a robot
Posted by elprez00
Hammond, LA
Member since Sep 2011
29379 posts
Posted on 9/15/15 at 11:23 am to
I mean, this invention could singlehandedly shift the balance of power in modern relationships. Personally, I think Women are the cause of the decline of the sanctity of marriage. A woman has absolutely no consequence in marrying a man. They are protected in every way thinkable by both social norms, the law, and the courts. Add kids in the mix and there is basically no limit to what a woman can get away with consequence free.

Women have been telling us for the last 30 years that they don't need men. Men have no rights over them. They want equal responsibilities. But thats all bullshite. You want to know how I know that?

Case in point: How many of you have female friends that were hot, got married, had kids, got fat and lazy, and ended up divorced? Now how many of those same women are posting on facebook about how much they hate their ex while at the gym? Then once they lose weight, how many of them are posting on facebook about their new boyfriends and how "Its nice to have a real man in their lives?"

I bet every male in this thread knows at least one woman that fits this exact description. Bet some of them are ex wives.
Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
45736 posts
Posted on 9/15/15 at 11:24 am to
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Do i have to get the robot drunk first?

any good designer is going to give you the sloppy drunk option
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
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Member since Apr 2013
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Posted on 9/15/15 at 11:25 am to
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any good designer is going to give you the sloppy drunk option




Would that be robot rape?
This post was edited on 9/15/15 at 11:26 am
Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
45736 posts
Posted on 9/15/15 at 11:29 am to
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Would that be robot rape?

any good designer is also going to make ALL sex with said robot consensual. They just have to design one that also makes sandwiches and does your laundry. Now that's a bitch robot!!
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 9/15/15 at 11:29 am to
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Would that be robot rape?



You know some punk arse SJW will demand rights for these robots.
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
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Member since Apr 2013
62514 posts
Posted on 9/15/15 at 11:32 am to
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y good designer is also going to make ALL sex with said robot consensual. They just have to design one that also makes sandwiches and does your laundry. Now that's a bitch robot!!


I want one that just makes sandwiches and does laundry and a real woman to bang.


Or visa versa.
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
TeamBunt General Manager
Member since Apr 2013
62514 posts
Posted on 9/15/15 at 11:32 am to
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You know some punk arse SJW will demand rights for these robots.

I've seen that episode of Star Trek
Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
45736 posts
Posted on 9/15/15 at 11:33 am to
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I want one that just makes sandwiches and does laundry and a real woman to bang.

bitch, bitch, bitch....i want i want i want...then create your own damn robot and find your own damn woman. Good luck
Posted by Pepe Lepew
Looney tuned .....
Member since Oct 2008
36114 posts
Posted on 9/15/15 at 11:34 am to
a ginger? yes ......
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89517 posts
Posted on 9/15/15 at 11:39 am to
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Why would you disinfect it?


Because I'm running a business, not a biological warfare laboratory.

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Are you sharing your robot?


The context was a robot sex house (brothel), baw.

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You're into some kinky robo-cuckold shite?


Amazing that you went right there, though. Curious, at the very least.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 9/15/15 at 11:43 am to
My bad, didn't read what you had quoted. Thought you were talking about disinfecting your personal robot. Yeah you gotta keep the hobots clean or you'll get some pretty pissed off customers.
Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
11376 posts
Posted on 9/15/15 at 11:46 am to
Looks like a cherry 2000
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