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re: Woman explains why fossils are fake!

Posted on 8/8/17 at 10:45 pm to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123959 posts
Posted on 8/8/17 at 10:45 pm to
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Oh, yeah, and God put the fossils there to test our faith.


God put her titties there to test the elastic in my boxers.
Posted by WilsonPickett
St Amant, LA
Member since Oct 2009
1647 posts
Posted on 8/8/17 at 10:46 pm to
This post was edited on 8/8/17 at 10:52 pm
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134845 posts
Posted on 8/8/17 at 10:46 pm to
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God put her titties there to test the elastic in my boxers.

Legit lol'd
Posted by Volvagia
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2006
51896 posts
Posted on 8/8/17 at 10:47 pm to
BTW, in case there are those reading this thread that are silently mollified by the tits but still fuming about how dismissive we are of the head above them, here is why she is full of shite:

1) They didn't suddenly find fossils after coming up the idea for dinosaurs. That shite happened literally thousands of years ago. And even more recently, it was the subject of lots of scientific, and pseudo scientific, discussion more than 100 years before the idea of dinosaurs were even proposed.

2) They don't fricking jackhammer fossils out of the rock and jigsaw puzzle the pieces together. While the bones were remineralized into rock, paleontologists, real ones, not the internet variety, also know a fair bit about geology. And they know the differences between the stone around and within and how to separate it.

I mean for fricks sake, it isn't like it wasn't an element of pop culture from more than 20 fricking years ago:



Look at all them "scientists" piecing together bits of rock from a pile!
Posted by airfernando
Member since Oct 2015
15248 posts
Posted on 8/8/17 at 11:21 pm to
I don't know if the fossils are fake per se, but no way they are what God haters say they are.
Posted by REG861
Ocelot, Iowa
Member since Oct 2011
36406 posts
Posted on 8/8/17 at 11:37 pm to
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I don't know if the fossils are fake per se, but no way they are what God haters say they are.




the saddest thing is there are alters on this site like yogagirl that exist to say shite like this as a joke, but you're serious.
Posted by DAbully
Syria
Member since Dec 2016
1028 posts
Posted on 8/8/17 at 11:41 pm to
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he saddest thing is there are alters on this site like yogagirl that exist to say shite like this as a joke, but you're serious


No he's not. Like flat earthers, nobody saying this type of shite actually means it or believes that. They just like being those type of people because it makes them feel special. If I put a gun to his head and said tell me if dinosaurs are real or fake and the wrong answer gets a bullet to the head. He answers they're real every time no doubt about it.
Posted by cubsfan5150
Member since Nov 2007
15756 posts
Posted on 8/9/17 at 12:15 am to
Then you're easily amused
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
21420 posts
Posted on 8/9/17 at 7:07 am to
Guaranteed that she is a flat earth-er.
Posted by YNWA
Member since Nov 2015
6689 posts
Posted on 8/9/17 at 7:23 am to
She's obviously trolling.
Posted by Rossberg02
Member since Jun 2016
2591 posts
Posted on 8/9/17 at 7:26 am to
If she wants to take the Bible so literally, what animals are mentioned having large tails like a cedar, calling them behemoth, and stingers on their tails...

Also, I've heard people question why the word Dinosaur isn't in the Bible. Wasn't ithe word created in the 1800s?
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83927 posts
Posted on 8/9/17 at 7:30 am to
I'm in love with her.
Posted by CoachDon
Louisville
Member since Sep 2014
12409 posts
Posted on 8/9/17 at 7:32 am to
One of the dumbest rants I have ever heard, but her tits are nice and huge. They kept jiggling for me.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26455 posts
Posted on 8/9/17 at 7:39 am to
She has a nice rack...
Posted by FCP
Delta State Univ. - Fightin' Okra
Member since Sep 2010
4771 posts
Posted on 8/9/17 at 8:03 am to
Thanks for sending me down the rabbit hole of that video and others. a-hole.

Dem titties though.
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
24568 posts
Posted on 8/9/17 at 8:22 am to
I just posted a comment on her video....IWHI
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 8/9/17 at 8:31 am to
those crazy evangelicals smh
Posted by Kracka
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Aug 2004
40775 posts
Posted on 8/9/17 at 8:32 am to
Kristen AuClair

This post was edited on 8/9/17 at 8:36 am
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 8/9/17 at 8:33 am to
"science is lying to you" - filmed on an iphone
Posted by verble2
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2007
14 posts
Posted on 8/9/17 at 8:33 am to


Kristen Auclair
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