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Woman admits she stabbed boyfriend for eating all the salsa- NOT FLORIDA

Posted on 11/17/15 at 1:58 pm
Posted by Tigeralum2008
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Member since Apr 2012
17134 posts
Posted on 11/17/15 at 1:58 pm
NY Post




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AKRON, Ohio — A northeast Ohio woman accused of stabbing her boyfriend after yelling at him for eating all the salsa has pleaded guilty to reduced charges.

Ronnie Buckner told officers 50-year-old Phyllis Jefferson yelled at him in March at his apartment for finishing off the salsa. Buckner said Jefferson then picked up a pen and jammed it in the left side of his pelvis.

The 61-year-old Buckner said he tried to catch a television that Jefferson had knocked over when she grabbed a small kitchen knife and stabbed him in the stomach.

Jefferson’s attorney, however, says the stabbing happened because she just learned her boyfriend was a registered sex offender.
Posted by Ostrich
Alexandria, VA
Member since Nov 2011
8751 posts
Posted on 11/17/15 at 1:59 pm to
quote:

NOT FLORIDA



Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
32537 posts
Posted on 11/17/15 at 2:01 pm to
Legit almost happened at my house yesterday. Mrs. Coach was not pleased with my salsa intake.
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17134 posts
Posted on 11/17/15 at 2:04 pm to
I just about had my engagement called off over a box god damn cheez-its the other day
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
32537 posts
Posted on 11/17/15 at 2:15 pm to
quote:

I just about had my engagement called off over a box god damn cheez-its the other day


Well my friend what have we learned today?
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
99034 posts
Posted on 11/17/15 at 2:16 pm to
I'd probably shiv shiv the SO over the wasabi salsa and wonton chips we get at our local sushi place.
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67589 posts
Posted on 11/17/15 at 2:22 pm to
quote:

finishing off the salsa


I hate when that happens and you still have chips left
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65907 posts
Posted on 11/17/15 at 2:25 pm to
she doesn't even look mexican.
Posted by Black n Gold
Member since Feb 2009
15409 posts
Posted on 11/17/15 at 2:31 pm to
quote:

Legit almost happened at my house yesterday. Mrs. Coach was not pleased with my salsa intake


I can honestly say that 90% of arguments between the wife and I start over food. I take that as a sign that we have a damn strong relationship.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26559 posts
Posted on 11/17/15 at 2:35 pm to
But officer, it was some really good salsa...
Posted by jrodLSUke
Premium
Member since Jan 2011
22148 posts
Posted on 11/17/15 at 2:37 pm to
quote:

NOT FLORIDA

quote:

Ohio

These two states will determine the next POTUS.
Posted by sjmabry
Texas
Member since Aug 2013
18500 posts
Posted on 11/17/15 at 2:46 pm to
No Mexican, no care Holmes.
Posted by broadhead
Member since Oct 2014
2107 posts
Posted on 11/17/15 at 2:46 pm to
For eating all the salsa?
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65705 posts
Posted on 11/17/15 at 2:49 pm to
Nm
This post was edited on 11/17/15 at 2:51 pm
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67589 posts
Posted on 11/17/15 at 2:49 pm to
quote:

she doesn't even look mexican.




Do they have African Mexicans in mexico?
Posted by 805tiger
Member since Oct 2011
4511 posts
Posted on 11/17/15 at 2:50 pm to
quote:

Do they have African Mexicans in mexico?


LINK
Posted by Pepe Lepew
Looney tuned .....
Member since Oct 2008
36114 posts
Posted on 11/17/15 at 2:52 pm to
quote:

she doesn't even look mexican.



Posted by Gorilla Fingers
Member since Jul 2011
1553 posts
Posted on 11/17/15 at 2:52 pm to
quote:

quote:
finishing off the salsa


I hate when that happens and you still have chips left



I prefer that over running out of chips and still having salsa and then pouring the remaining chip crumbs into the salsa and finishing all of it off with a spoon.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
99001 posts
Posted on 11/17/15 at 2:52 pm to
#SalsaBowlsMatter
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
78075 posts
Posted on 11/17/15 at 3:02 pm to
to be honest, one time i ate all the salsa while my wife was putting our little one to bed and i think she was capable of stabbing based on the look in her eyes when she came back to the kitchen and saw the empty bowl
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