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re: Will you ever tell anyone your biggest secret?

Posted on 6/6/14 at 6:45 am to
Posted by Rand AlThor
Member since Jan 2014
9431 posts
Posted on 6/6/14 at 6:45 am to
quote:

wait, who died?


My heart
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 6/6/14 at 6:48 am to
Definitely deathbed confession, no question. It's just such a heavy burden everyday, I'd like to experience my last moments free from the soul-crushing weight of this guilt.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67482 posts
Posted on 6/6/14 at 6:48 am to
I did not have sex with that woman...Miss Lewinsky
Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
17463 posts
Posted on 6/6/14 at 7:14 am to
Nope... Some things that are long gone are better left unsaid.
Posted by Choctaw
Pumpin' Sunshine
Member since Jul 2007
77774 posts
Posted on 6/6/14 at 8:07 am to
my wife asked me when we were dating if i wanted to know how many men she's been with....i said "no". she said "why not" and i said "because then you'll want to know how many women i've been with...and you don't really want to know that". she never brought it up again. probably the only major secret i have.
Posted by Mike da Tigah
Bravo Romeo Lima Alpha
Member since Feb 2005
58857 posts
Posted on 6/6/14 at 8:12 am to
If it involves or could hurt the person you're telling it to, might that be a bit self serving?

Posted by mikrit54
Robeline
Member since Oct 2013
8664 posts
Posted on 6/6/14 at 8:15 am to
I'm the key figure in an ongoing government charade, the plot to conceal the truth about the existence of extraterrestrials. It's a global conspiracy, actually, with key players in the highest levels of power, that reaches down into the lives of every man, woman, and child on this planet, so, of course, no one believes me.
Posted by Corkfather
Houston
Member since Sep 2007
19748 posts
Posted on 6/6/14 at 8:24 am to
Mine isn't really a "secret". Close friends know, a lot of other people THINK they know. It'll all come out in due course.
Posted by bird35
Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
12151 posts
Posted on 6/6/14 at 8:24 am to
Bury it, then bury the shovel you buried it with.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 6/6/14 at 8:30 am to
Hooked up with a couple chicks I'm taking to my grave. The humiliation would be too great amongst my college buddies
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 6/6/14 at 8:31 am to
oh and my "number". Guys know it, but the fiance says she does not want to know and I'm thankful as frick for that

ETA:

I have no standards. Which is very ironic because my fiance is a dime piece.
This post was edited on 6/6/14 at 8:32 am
Posted by Clark W Griswold
THE USA
Member since Sep 2012
10506 posts
Posted on 6/6/14 at 8:32 am to
I have two secrets of things I have done that I will take to my grave. One I have only told to my best friend. Some things are just better left alone.
Posted by SmellslikeKevinBacon
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2012
6185 posts
Posted on 6/6/14 at 8:39 am to
Take it to the grave.
Posted by haveagreatday
TN
Member since Jun 2008
538 posts
Posted on 6/6/14 at 8:42 am to
I had sex w an older lady for money
Posted by 911Moto
Member since Sep 2013
5491 posts
Posted on 6/6/14 at 9:13 am to
I really can't think of any big secret that I haven't told someone. All my skeletons are out of the closet, but not all to the same people. You gotta spread them around.
Posted by RBWilliams8
Member since Oct 2009
53417 posts
Posted on 6/6/14 at 9:20 am to
quote:

I don't have a "biggest secret" but I did I would tell my SO in a heartbeat


This. My wife knows most of the fricked up shite I've done and what she doesn't know wouldn't really be a surprise. Aside from killing someone or fricking a kid or something I don't know what should be considered a big secret.
This post was edited on 6/6/14 at 9:22 am
Posted by MSG
B.R.
Member since Dec 2007
11215 posts
Posted on 6/6/14 at 9:22 am to
Me and my buddy got a blowjob from some "thing" one night. Best head we ever had. When it was done I said "damn girl, what's your name"? She said "Chris"... I said like "Kristen".. It said "no, just Chris". We both conceded to the fact that it was probably a dude. I don't really care, because whatever it was, it could suck the chrome off of a bumper. Of course this is a lie.
This post was edited on 6/16/14 at 3:49 pm
Posted by RBWilliams8
Member since Oct 2009
53417 posts
Posted on 6/6/14 at 9:23 am to
quote:

I have no standards. Which is very ironic because my fiance is a dime piece.


Bring home to mama standards and 3:00 am standards are worlds apart.
Posted by AUCE05
Member since Dec 2009
42558 posts
Posted on 6/6/14 at 9:42 am to
RB - these guys have pinned up homosexuality. That's what they're hiding.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 6/6/14 at 9:43 am to
quote:

Me and my buddy got a blowjob from some "thing" one night. Best head we ever had. When it was done I said "damn girl, what's your name"? She said "Chris"... I said like "Kristen".. It said "no, just Chris". We both conceded to the fact that it was probably a dude. I don't really care, because whatever it was, it could suck the chrome off of a bumper.



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MSG


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