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Why do so many homeless people have dogs?

Posted on 5/15/15 at 7:07 pm
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120303 posts
Posted on 5/15/15 at 7:07 pm
Seems like a crappy idea. You are begging for money so you can buy your booze and dope. Why waste money on a dog?
Posted by Honest Tune
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
15625 posts
Posted on 5/15/15 at 7:08 pm to
Because sometimes a dog is as good as any man...
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
80272 posts
Posted on 5/15/15 at 7:09 pm to
So you can buttfrick them for warmth
Posted by weadjust
Member since Aug 2012
15112 posts
Posted on 5/15/15 at 7:09 pm to
A dog will wake your arse up if someone tries to break into your cardboard box while your sleeping
Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
11376 posts
Posted on 5/15/15 at 7:10 pm to
they probably make more money than you do.
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
39211 posts
Posted on 5/15/15 at 7:10 pm to
people are more likely to give you money since most people care more about animals than humans
Posted by mattz1122
Member since Oct 2007
52810 posts
Posted on 5/15/15 at 7:11 pm to
Cops are less likely to detain the homeless person because the cop will have to do something with the dog too.

Also, nice sympathy tool when begging, companionship, protection, etc.

Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
142023 posts
Posted on 5/15/15 at 7:12 pm to
When did even people who insult them start calling vagrants "the homeless"?

Another intriguing example of PC indoctrination
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120303 posts
Posted on 5/15/15 at 7:13 pm to
Was weird today, saw this nasty homeless guy but his german shepherd looked very healthy and well groomed. Stolen dog?
Posted by HoustonChick86
Catalina Wine Mixer
Member since Dec 2009
57329 posts
Posted on 5/15/15 at 7:15 pm to
May be a stray.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
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Member since Jan 2005
71155 posts
Posted on 5/15/15 at 7:18 pm to
quote:


Cops are less likely to detain the homeless person because the cop will have to do something with the dog too.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120303 posts
Posted on 5/15/15 at 7:18 pm to
hey
Posted by Eighteen
Member since Dec 2006
33881 posts
Posted on 5/15/15 at 7:18 pm to
I read something one time where homeless dogs are actually some of the happiest.They get to eat lots of food (scraps from garbage, food given by people, etc.), they get a good amount of exercise from walking, and they are with their human 24/7.

Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
69106 posts
Posted on 5/15/15 at 7:21 pm to
quote:

Seems like a crappy idea. You are begging for money so you can buy your booze and dope. Why waste money on a dog?


It's a great get out of jail free card. Can't arrest the guy unless someone can take the dog.
Posted by White Roach
Member since Apr 2009
9457 posts
Posted on 5/15/15 at 7:21 pm to
In N.O., a dog (or two) used to be practically a shield of invulnerability from arrest for petty offenses. The gutter punks were the worst. They're out panhandling and harassing people, but some had purebred dogs that looked like they were only trip to the groomers away from Westminster.
Posted by stlslick
St.Louis,Mo
Member since Nov 2012
14054 posts
Posted on 5/15/15 at 7:21 pm to
1. No matter how shitty your life is, that dog wont look down on you.

2. Dogs will stick in there till the end

3. People will give more if they see a dog.

4. A Dog is a mans best friend
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62801 posts
Posted on 5/15/15 at 7:22 pm to
When I see homeless with dogs, I throw the guy some dog food out my car window.
Posted by Navytiger74
Member since Oct 2009
50458 posts
Posted on 5/15/15 at 7:23 pm to
Do you know how many stray dogs are roaming the streets in search of human contact. I'll go out on a limb and say that homeless people found homeless dogs. Pretty sure they didn't go to an AKC registered breeder. Wait, this was supposed to be funny, wasn't it?
Posted by OFWHAP
Member since Sep 2007
5416 posts
Posted on 5/15/15 at 7:25 pm to
I think some cities also pay the homeless to take care of dogs.
Posted by Sandy_Ash
Member since Feb 2015
1162 posts
Posted on 5/15/15 at 7:25 pm to
when i first moved to Houston, I gave the street corner beggars money; now I say a Hail Mary. I feel great after either task is done; therefore I switched to only prayer as it is more cost effective.
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