The best was one night, Zeb knocks on Pebble's door and says,
"Hey Pebbles, you got a condom?"
He had Amanda in his bedroom
Oh god damn. First time Pebbles ever got laid, I got us a real nasty slut I had been all up in, he is slow to come in the room where she's waiting and somebitch shows up with just Cowboy Hat and Boots on. shite you not. She was finishin me up when he came in like fricking Midnight Cowboy My own two eyes see'd it.
I did NOT finish and GTFO laughing all the way home. She sure did speak highly of him after that though So in typical Mikel fashion I made her call me "Pebbles" next time I was thumbing her arse while banging her doggy style on a Saturday night off E Boyd.