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Why do people say “don’t shi# where you eat” when referring to office dating?

Posted on 9/4/19 at 10:44 am
Posted by LSULyle00690
Hoover, AL
Member since Sep 2004
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Posted on 9/4/19 at 10:44 am
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Posted by oleyeller
Vols, Bitch
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 9/4/19 at 10:45 am to
Ummm you dont shite on ur girlfriends chest?
Posted by airlinehwypanhandler
Airline Highway
Member since Feb 2019
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Posted on 9/4/19 at 10:46 am to
Because nothing good can come from it.

Say you have a relationship with an office worker, things go south and she runs to HR to complain about you and makes things up. You're fricked because its her word against yours.

Basically its a bad idea because if the relationship takes a bad turn, it becomes a massive liability for you.

The concept being that there are thousands of women who you don't work with out there that you can date. If your only option is someone you work with, that's a reflection on you.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124604 posts
Posted on 9/4/19 at 10:46 am to
Don’t draw your pussy and your paycheck from the same place
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
36791 posts
Posted on 9/4/19 at 10:46 am to
They're telling you not to let her shite in your mouth.




or maybe they are trying to warn you that interoffice romances seldom turn out well for one or both parties as most companies frown on interoffice romances.
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
80977 posts
Posted on 9/4/19 at 10:47 am to
Done it once. Bad bad bad idea

Good lay, and she was engaged. Roll tide but it was in Florida
This post was edited on 9/4/19 at 10:49 am
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 9/4/19 at 10:48 am to
B/c Jim & Pam were a fantasy and not real life.
Posted by FearTheFish
Member since Dec 2007
3772 posts
Posted on 9/4/19 at 10:48 am to
You should totally do it and report back with another thread when it blows up in your face.
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 9/4/19 at 10:48 am to
I saw it work one time. It was as part of a documentary on every day office life.
Posted by LSULyle00690
Hoover, AL
Member since Sep 2004
7055 posts
Posted on 9/4/19 at 10:49 am to
I’m not asking why it’s a bad idea

Why is it shite?
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
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Posted on 9/4/19 at 10:50 am to
Do you eat on the toilet?
Posted by WhiskeyThrottle
Weatherford Tx
Member since Nov 2017
5355 posts
Posted on 9/4/19 at 10:50 am to
Another good saying is, “if it flies floats or fricks” you’re better off renting.
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
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Posted on 9/4/19 at 10:50 am to
What part of the saying is confusing to you
Posted by 0
Member since Aug 2011
16652 posts
Posted on 9/4/19 at 10:51 am to
Imagine having a bad break up. Now imagine having to see that person every day for 8 hours a day.
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18064 posts
Posted on 9/4/19 at 10:54 am to
Because it usually ends up in a trainwreck and someone gets fired, with Jim and Pam being the exception.
Posted by Packer
IE, California
Member since May 2017
7839 posts
Posted on 9/4/19 at 10:54 am to
quote:

Why is it shite?



Imagine eating a nice steak on the toilet. Doesn't start off bad and hey, you're multitasking! Then the shite comes. It stinks, hurts your stomach, makes you want to vomit, and you start to question eating on the toilet.
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
80977 posts
Posted on 9/4/19 at 10:55 am to
It was a one night stand and she sat right beside me. I heard the conversation of her breaking it off with her fiance...

Posted by ProjectP2294
South St. Louis city
Member since May 2007
70583 posts
Posted on 9/4/19 at 10:55 am to
quote:

Jim & Pam were a fantasy


What a terrible fricking fantasy.
Posted by TejasHorn
High Plains Driftin'
Member since Mar 2007
10994 posts
Posted on 9/4/19 at 10:56 am to
Lots of people meet their spouse on the job.

Just don't date crazy, which is easily identified if you spend all day working with someone.
Posted by Tempratt
WRMS Girls Soccer Team Kicks arse
Member since Oct 2013
13456 posts
Posted on 9/4/19 at 10:57 am to
Don't punch the time clock with the time card in your pants.
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