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Why do people on this board act like humans are the weakest creatures on earth?
Posted on 2/20/19 at 10:44 am
Posted on 2/20/19 at 10:44 am
Reading the Mike Tyson thread and whole true Mike would've got crushed by a gorilla there were people in the thread saying humans couldn't even beat a chimp. Seriously? Any adult Male human with any martial arts training would frick a chimp up. It's even been proven humans are actually pound for pound stronger than chimps( at least top level humans). Why do people act as if humans have zero ability to fight animals without weapons? It's just silly and it's not like we cant still use our brains in the fight. Hell just the other day a Colorado soy boy choked out and killed an adolescent mountain lion. People on this board think animals are all just crazy strong for some reason. Its stupid
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Posted on 2/20/19 at 10:45 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
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Why do people act as if humans have zero ability to fight animals without weapons?
Go fight a chimp and let us know how it goes slugger.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 10:45 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
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Hell just the other day a Colorado soy boy choked out and killed an adolescent mountain lion.
So a kitten?
Posted on 2/20/19 at 10:45 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
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Any adult Male human with any martial arts training would frick a chimp up.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 10:45 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
you should take mike's place in the ring with the gorilla.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 10:45 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
How many chimps have you knocked out?
Posted on 2/20/19 at 10:46 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
The bigger question is why do you care? You should change your user name to Monkey Boy.
This post was edited on 2/20/19 at 10:53 am
Posted on 2/20/19 at 10:48 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
Multiply the dirtiest fighter on earth by 10 and that’s what it would be like to fight a chimp. Then make that chimp weigh 800 pounds, and that’s what it would be like to fight a silverback.
This post was edited on 2/20/19 at 10:49 am
Posted on 2/20/19 at 10:48 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
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It's even been proven humans are actually pound for pound stronger than chimps
uhhhhh.....
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So apes are definitely stronger than humans, probably around twice as strong.
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A 2006 study found that bonobos can jump one-third higher than top-level human athletes, and bonobo legs generate as much force as humans nearly two times heavier.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 10:48 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
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It's even been proven humans are actually pound for pound stronger than chimps( at least top level humans)
A chimpanzee had, pound for pound, as much as twice the strength of a human when it came to pulling weights. The apes beat us in leg strength, too, despite our reliance on our legs for locomotion. A 2006 study found that bonobos can jump one-third higher than top-level human athletes, and bonobo legs generate as much force as humans nearly two times heavier.
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Posted on 2/20/19 at 10:49 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
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Any adult Male human with any martial arts training would frick a chimp up
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Its stupid
Gotdamn when dem hogs get out the cage
This post was edited on 2/20/19 at 10:50 am
Posted on 2/20/19 at 10:50 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
Tardnsincebirth55iq
Posted on 2/20/19 at 10:50 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
Hey Mr. Badass, why dont you go fight a chimp and then post the video here so we can all be aware of just how badass you are.
Then once you do that, you should go take on a lion since the other guy that did it is now a soy boy.
Then once you do that, you should go take on a lion since the other guy that did it is now a soy boy.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 10:50 am to RebelExpress38
How fricking stupid are you? I literally said in the first sentence that the Gorilla would frick a human up?
Posted on 2/20/19 at 10:51 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
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Any adult Male human with any martial arts training would frick a chimp up
that's lunacy, baw!
Posted on 2/20/19 at 10:51 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
There isn't a human on earth that wouldn't get fricked up by an adult chimp. It's amazing how little some people know about animals.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 10:52 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
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Hawgnsincebirth55
Posted on 2/20/19 at 10:52 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
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It's even been proven humans are actually pound for pound stronger than chimps( at least top level humans).
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Pound for pound, our closest cousins in the animal kingdom are about 1.35 times more powerful than humans, according to the first study to compare the underlying biology and mechanics of chimpanzee muscle to human muscle, along with reviewing previous research on the topic.
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Posted on 2/20/19 at 10:53 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
A Grizzly Bear or a Chimp/Gorilla would demolish the strongest human in a matter of seconds if triggered.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 10:54 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
If an MMA fighter got into a cage with a chimp the human likely wouldn't leave it alive.
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