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re: White poop- should I worried?

Posted on 2/17/15 at 9:34 am to
Posted by CoCo311
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Posted on 2/17/15 at 9:34 am to
I mean, I've never even heard of such a thing occurring. I would have totally freaked out and went straight to the doctor.
Posted by BeerMoney
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Posted on 2/17/15 at 9:34 am to
Had it happen before with my kid. Has the kid been sick, antibiotics, boat load of milk? It's amazing how much time you worry about shite color when you have kids. Don't go to the doctor they're just going to tell you to wait until the next time they take a dump anyhow.

My wife fed her some sort of candy with a shite ton of bright green dye in it and she laid what looked like a light saber in the terlet and didn't flush. Boy was I surprised.
Posted by Sam Waterston
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Posted on 2/17/15 at 9:34 am to
White poop means little fat absorption, so that could mean issues with liver, biliary tract or other issues with the GI.

Or he had a white snowball recently

Either case, call your pediatrician and take a photo for the hell of it
Posted by terd ferguson
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Posted on 2/17/15 at 9:35 am to
I did the milk challenge once... try to drink an entire gallon of whole milk in 30 minutes. Of course I puked everywhere but the next day I had white poop.

Did your kid do the milk challenge?
Posted by Royal
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Posted on 2/17/15 at 9:36 am to
Stop feeding him paint chips. Dont need him to end up like his daddy
Posted by colorchangintiger
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Posted on 2/17/15 at 9:36 am to
quote:

Read this:

LINK


then call your doctor.


Okay, I've read "LINK", but don't you think that my doctor will think I'm crazy If I call to tell him that Randy Savage's 3 year old has white poop?
Posted by goatman1419
Prairieville,LA
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 2/17/15 at 9:36 am to
Stop leaving chalk or glue in the open so he could eat it.
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
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Posted on 2/17/15 at 9:38 am to
She's molting.
Posted by BeerMoney
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Member since Jul 2012
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Posted on 2/17/15 at 9:38 am to
Just don't Google it. Trust me my wife already did that for you. She already panicked prematurely for you and charged a doctor visit already for you. The doc say "wait and see and bag me some if it happens again". She bagged it up and had the doc run a couple hundred bucks worth of tests to confirm nothing is wrong. She did all this so I can post here to give it a day or so.

Unless the kid is acting funny give it time. Get the kid some beans and wait to see if they drop another snowman in the terlet. If no then move on.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
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Posted on 2/17/15 at 9:38 am to
quote:

I mean, I've never even heard of such a thing occurring.


I've seen it at work on occasion. Usually kids with liver or gallbladder issues or some weird GI virus going on.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 2/17/15 at 9:39 am to
quote:

Did your kid do the milk challenge?


Birds can't drink milk. Did you even read the thread?
Posted by CoCo311
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Posted on 2/17/15 at 9:40 am to
Yeah, I just googled it, and again, we would have immediately went to the doctor.
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 2/17/15 at 9:40 am to
OP, Christmas Gift Suggestion?

Posted by lsunurse
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Posted on 2/17/15 at 9:40 am to
Don't google currant jelly poop
Posted by terd ferguson
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Posted on 2/17/15 at 9:41 am to
quote:

Did you even read the thread?


lolno
Posted by ManBearTiger
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Posted on 2/17/15 at 9:42 am to
Nothing to worry about, simply a sign that she will be especially adept at bird law later in life.
Posted by Breesus
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Posted on 2/17/15 at 9:42 am to
Does he have a beak and feathers?
Posted by Sao
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Posted on 2/17/15 at 9:43 am to

When I eat Fruity Pebbles my poopy looks like a sour apple Now-N-Later. Did your kid eat a big bag of powdered donuts?
Posted by DLauw
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Posted on 2/17/15 at 9:44 am to
I knew the instant I read the title of this thread that the OT would surely deliver and it has surpassed my every expectation. Congrats! I have only the regret that I have no wittier comment to bestow then that which has already been stated.

ETA
This post was edited on 2/17/15 at 9:45 am
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 2/17/15 at 9:45 am to
Breakfast of White-Pooping Champions:

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