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White House Chef writes book of 32 years of service

Posted on 12/6/15 at 9:39 am
Posted by IT_Dawg
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Posted on 12/6/15 at 9:39 am
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n his new book, “Sir White House Chef,” Ronnie Seaton reveals intimate stories from 32 years serving presidents from Reagan to Obama.

He tells how he watched as Bill Clinton seduced female staffers and how he saw Dick Cheney berate George W. Bush on a daily basis, and even shares the meal served to Clinton and Monica Lewinsky the night of their blue-dress incident.


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Seaton claims that throughout his time in the White House, George W. Bush was drinking alcohol and smoking pot regularly, writing that “President Bush drank a lot of whiskey,” that “he loved bourbon and beer,” and that they would find “marijuana butts” when they cleaned up after him.

On the next page, Seaton claims that Bush had a one-night affair with Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice and that Laura Bush knew about it and “told Dr. Rice she needed to think about leaving her post.”


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At this point, you might be wondering if this guy is for real.

The Post did, too, and found that — despite Seaton’s claims — the White House has no record of him ever working there. Yet he has persuaded a small Christian press, Heritage Builders, to publish his book and has appeared in the press around New Orleans, where he works, telling similar stories.


Okay, which one of you is pulling this stunt?
This post was edited on 12/6/15 at 9:43 am
Posted by fightin tigers
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Posted on 12/6/15 at 9:41 am to
Too much scandal to be real
Posted by BRgetthenet
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Posted on 12/6/15 at 9:43 am to
I believe him.

Dude sounds legit.
Posted by Nativebullet
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Posted on 12/6/15 at 9:46 am to
but there is no record of him even working there.
Posted by KingRanch
The Ranch
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Posted on 12/6/15 at 9:47 am to
No way W humped a black
Posted by 70739tigah
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 12/6/15 at 9:51 am to
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No way W humped a black


You believe the same thing about your wife
Posted by IT_Dawg
Georgia
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Posted on 12/6/15 at 10:10 am to
Wonder when he cooked up this idea
Posted by BRgetthenet
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Posted on 12/6/15 at 10:11 am to
lol
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
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Posted on 12/6/15 at 10:13 am to
I think we would all believe W was snorting cocaine before smoking weed.
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 12/6/15 at 10:14 am to
Baa-Baa-Booey

"I see OJ, he's all hunkered down..."
Posted by ladytiger118
Member since Aug 2009
20922 posts
Posted on 12/6/15 at 10:17 am to
I have friends who know him and they have said he is crazy. He should be sued for defamation for sure.
Posted by OldHickory
New Orleans
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Posted on 12/6/15 at 10:18 am to
LOL
Posted by ladytiger118
Member since Aug 2009
20922 posts
Posted on 12/6/15 at 10:20 am to
He also goes around town claiming he was a POW during Vietnam.
Posted by Peazey
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Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 12/6/15 at 10:23 am to
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the White House has no record of him ever working there.




Conspiracy theory time.

Seriously, I haven't looked into it, but there's certainly unhidable documentation of the staff and cooks at the white house. These lies are hilariously awful.
This post was edited on 12/6/15 at 10:26 am
Posted by ladytiger118
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Posted on 12/6/15 at 10:25 am to
Posted by illuminatic
Manipulating politicans&rappers
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Posted on 12/6/15 at 10:26 am to
He also claims he was knighted at Buckingham Palace and received a "doctorate in foodology" at Cornell.
Posted by ladytiger118
Member since Aug 2009
20922 posts
Posted on 12/6/15 at 10:30 am to
Yeah he's full of shite. None of his timelines match up and he wasn't old enough to be in Vietnam at the time.
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 12/6/15 at 10:36 am to
It's just funny that all of his claims are so easy to research and verify. There are lists of people who have been knighted. I think Le Cordon Bleu (is that even a real school?) or whatever he claims publishes a list of graduates. Is his family all part of the con or do they just indulge his fantasies because no one wants to confront him?
Posted by IT_Dawg
Georgia
Member since Oct 2012
21802 posts
Posted on 12/6/15 at 10:43 am to
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He also claims he was knighted at Buckingham Palace and received a "doctorate in foodology" at Cornell


sooo, he was:

wounded in Vietnam
knighted by Queen Elizabeth
Cooked for presidents for 32 years
Doctorate from Cornell
Le Courdon Bleu graduate
father to 7 kids
his youngest son has been cooking for 26 years...
Posted by Golfer
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Posted on 12/6/15 at 10:45 am to
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sooo, he was:

wounded in Vietnam
knighted by Queen Elizabeth
Cooked for presidents for 32 years
Doctorate from Cornell
Le Courdon Bleu graduate
father to 7 kids
his youngest son has been cooking for 26 years...


Is his last name Gump?
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