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re: White Elephant Christmas Party Gift Ideas

Posted on 11/29/16 at 12:52 pm to
Posted by Mr. Hangover
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2003
34508 posts
Posted on 11/29/16 at 12:52 pm to
Umm, my best advice would be to make sure everyone else is in on it, because all it takes is one person to ruin a good joke and to choose your target wisely...
Posted by whit
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
10998 posts
Posted on 11/29/16 at 12:56 pm to
Big Larry
Or
Little Larry flashlights. They're bright as shite and have a magnetic bottom. I use the shite outta mine.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47498 posts
Posted on 11/29/16 at 1:00 pm to
quote:

Little Larry flashlights. They're bright as shite and have a magnetic bottom. I use the shite outta mine.


when rifling through an unconscious wreck victim's car for drug money?
Posted by whit
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
10998 posts
Posted on 11/29/16 at 1:03 pm to
Posted by SouthboundTiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2014
1070 posts
Posted on 11/29/16 at 1:05 pm to
TLC Tugger

Google it
This post was edited on 11/29/16 at 1:07 pm
Posted by ColoradoAg03
Denver, CO
Member since Oct 2012
6158 posts
Posted on 11/29/16 at 1:05 pm to
weed
Posted by slacker130
Your mom
Member since Jul 2010
8001 posts
Posted on 11/29/16 at 1:05 pm to
Last year, I stole stuff from the office and wrapped it up. Made for some laughs and some angry folks too.

This year I ordered a book and a shirt.

Posted by Weaver
Madisonville, LA
Member since Nov 2005
27722 posts
Posted on 11/29/16 at 1:13 pm to
Chia pet
Posted by StealthCalais11
Lurker since 2007
Member since Aug 2011
12449 posts
Posted on 11/29/16 at 1:17 pm to
A dildo
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 11/29/16 at 1:35 pm to
Someone at my office wrapped a brick one year and people were fighting hard for it
Posted by Aux Arc
SW Missouri
Member since Oct 2011
2184 posts
Posted on 11/29/16 at 1:42 pm to
Penis Apron. When you lift the towel to wipe your hands the huge fake dong is hiding underneath.
Posted by ColoradoAg03
Denver, CO
Member since Oct 2012
6158 posts
Posted on 11/29/16 at 1:44 pm to
I have that wolf shirt. Ladies think it's hilarious and love it. Has to be worn in the right setting though lol.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27402 posts
Posted on 11/29/16 at 1:57 pm to
Shitty ice chest filled with the worst possible junk food for you from the grocery store.

Zebra cakes, honey buns, nutter butters, jerky, cupcakes, fudge, candy.

People will literally fight over it when it comes time to switch.
Posted by RichPoke30
Member since Feb 2009
684 posts
Posted on 11/29/16 at 2:01 pm to
Truck Nutz
Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
Member since Nov 2012
22902 posts
Posted on 11/29/16 at 2:03 pm to
Shake Weight
Posted by Cypdog
Member since Jan 2014
832 posts
Posted on 11/29/16 at 2:04 pm to
Live chicken, wrapped in a medium box just before the party.
Posted by Sid in Lakeshore
Member since Oct 2008
41956 posts
Posted on 11/29/16 at 2:06 pm to
quote:

Shake Weight


This might liven things up...
Posted by GeauxColonels
Tottenham Fan | LSU Fan
Member since Oct 2009
25604 posts
Posted on 11/29/16 at 2:09 pm to
quote:

Someone at my office wrapped a brick one year and people were fighting hard for it

I'm assuming you all don't unwrap the gifts before stealing? We do an office game as well, but once you pick you unwrap. I think it really cuts down on the stealing unless it's a bottle of booze.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 11/29/16 at 2:11 pm to
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I'm assuming you all don't unwrap the gifts before stealing? We do an office game as well, but once you pick you unwrap. I think it really cuts down on the stealing unless it's a bottle of booze.


By people "fighting for it" I mean people were all saying they wanted it before the numbers were drawn that determined order. Everyone was doing a little scoping out of the gifts in their wrappers ahead of time.

Then the first person picked it and it was a brick and no one stole it

They had a clever wrapping on it that disguised the shape a bit and made it feel softer. I think the guy thought it was an XBox or something
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 11/29/16 at 2:12 pm to
I could see the fake scratch off idea going very wrong and someone's feelings getting legitimately hurt. I wouldn't frick around with that. You have to be sure that you have a really good gauge on your crowd.
This post was edited on 11/29/16 at 2:14 pm
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