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re: While in church, do you catch yourself checking out the hotties?

Posted on 6/15/14 at 4:02 pm to
Posted by tigerpawl
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Posted on 6/15/14 at 4:02 pm to
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Up until I quit going to church (best decision ever)
For the time being...
Posted by PoliticLA
Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 6/15/14 at 4:03 pm to
Yes, it's hard not to. That's why the Catholic Church should require mantillas again.
Posted by SpartyGator
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Posted on 6/15/14 at 4:05 pm to
Yes
Posted by brass2mouth
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Posted on 6/15/14 at 4:09 pm to
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There aren't too many places that I go where I am not looking at chicks.
Posted by Sampson
Chicago
Member since Mar 2012
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Posted on 6/15/14 at 4:09 pm to
Every Sunday but I'm single so it's not as bad. I still do a personal silent prayer asking forgiveness.
Posted by Pettifogger
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Posted on 6/15/14 at 4:10 pm to
Sundress season is tough
Posted by white perch
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Posted on 6/15/14 at 4:10 pm to
The richer the church, the better the view
Posted by BayouBandit24
Member since Aug 2010
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Posted on 6/15/14 at 4:14 pm to
Yep. Main thing I do at church when I actually attend

Women in their Sunday best
Posted by Darth_Vader
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Posted on 6/15/14 at 4:21 pm to
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Posted by headboard banger I have a bad habit of this. I definitely try not to, buuuutt it always happens.


We men are visual creatures. It's in our nature that we are attracted to the female form. We all do it and all men in church struggle with it. It's getting worse due to what women are now wearing.
This post was edited on 6/15/14 at 4:24 pm
Posted by Purple Spoon
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Posted on 6/15/14 at 4:53 pm to
Nothing wrong with admiring what God has created.

If you drop the offering plate because you are eye raping the milf in front of you, it may a little too far.
This post was edited on 6/15/14 at 4:54 pm
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
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Posted on 6/15/14 at 4:55 pm to
It's inevitable and human nature. Yes I do and so does everyone (men and women) that attends church. Anyone who says they don't are liars.
Posted by ZacAttack
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Posted on 6/15/14 at 4:56 pm to
God made them beautiful for me to look at. They are another part of His creation. Put here for man. So, I wouldn't want Him to have wasted all his time and efforts to make them beautiful by not checking out the hotties.
Posted by weedGOKU666
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Posted on 6/15/14 at 5:03 pm to
lol @ all the rationalization and mental gymnastics in this thread

enjoy H**l, sinners
Posted by prostyleoffensetime
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Member since Aug 2009
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Posted on 6/15/14 at 5:04 pm to
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While in church, do you catch yourself checking out the hotties?



Catch myself? I do that shite on purpose. It's a great way to pass the time while the choir is singing all the new songs from Christian radio that nobody likes.
Posted by TigerTreyjpg
Monroe, LA
Member since Jun 2008
5815 posts
Posted on 6/15/14 at 5:04 pm to
I'm not Catholic, but grew up in south la. Even as a now old man , I can remember, as a 14 year old, figuring out real quick that it was ok to give some friends hot older sister the baptist side hug during the sign of peace.

If properly executed, you'd cop a little tit when u reached around. At 14, the copping of 17 year old hot older sister tit, however small the copping, was glorious.
Posted by Walt OReilly
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Posted on 6/15/14 at 5:07 pm to
See you in heaven bro
Posted by ZacAttack
The Land Mass
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Posted on 6/15/14 at 5:13 pm to
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enjoy H**l, sinners


Says the guy with "666" in his username
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
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Posted on 6/15/14 at 5:17 pm to
It's the easiest place in the world to pick up chicks, especially if they're Catholic or Episcopal.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
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Posted on 6/15/14 at 5:19 pm to
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lol @ all the rationalization and mental gymnastics in this thread

enjoy H**l, sinners



Didn't God say "be fruitful and multiply"?
Posted by weedGOKU666
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Member since Jan 2013
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Posted on 6/15/14 at 5:49 pm to


e: to be clear, those a coke floats in those mugs. a good Christian man swears off the Devil's sweat.
This post was edited on 6/15/14 at 5:51 pm
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