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re: While in church, do you catch yourself checking out the hotties?
Posted on 6/15/14 at 4:02 pm to SportsGuyNOLA
Posted on 6/15/14 at 4:02 pm to SportsGuyNOLA
quote:For the time being...
Up until I quit going to church (best decision ever)
Posted on 6/15/14 at 4:03 pm to headboard banger
Yes, it's hard not to. That's why the Catholic Church should require mantillas again.
Posted on 6/15/14 at 4:09 pm to RATeamWannabe
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There aren't too many places that I go where I am not looking at chicks.
Posted on 6/15/14 at 4:09 pm to headboard banger
Every Sunday but I'm single so it's not as bad. I still do a personal silent prayer asking forgiveness.
Posted on 6/15/14 at 4:10 pm to Sampson
The richer the church, the better the view
Posted on 6/15/14 at 4:14 pm to headboard banger
Yep. Main thing I do at church when I actually attend
Women in their Sunday best
Women in their Sunday best
Posted on 6/15/14 at 4:21 pm to headboard banger
quote:
Posted by headboard banger I have a bad habit of this. I definitely try not to, buuuutt it always happens.
We men are visual creatures. It's in our nature that we are attracted to the female form. We all do it and all men in church struggle with it. It's getting worse due to what women are now wearing.
This post was edited on 6/15/14 at 4:24 pm
Posted on 6/15/14 at 4:53 pm to Darth_Vader
Nothing wrong with admiring what God has created.
If you drop the offering plate because you are eye raping the milf in front of you, it may a little too far.
If you drop the offering plate because you are eye raping the milf in front of you, it may a little too far.
This post was edited on 6/15/14 at 4:54 pm
Posted on 6/15/14 at 4:55 pm to headboard banger
It's inevitable and human nature. Yes I do and so does everyone (men and women) that attends church. Anyone who says they don't are liars.
Posted on 6/15/14 at 4:56 pm to headboard banger
God made them beautiful for me to look at. They are another part of His creation. Put here for man. So, I wouldn't want Him to have wasted all his time and efforts to make them beautiful by not checking out the hotties.
Posted on 6/15/14 at 5:03 pm to headboard banger
lol @ all the rationalization and mental gymnastics in this thread
enjoy H**l, sinners
enjoy H**l, sinners
Posted on 6/15/14 at 5:04 pm to headboard banger
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While in church, do you catch yourself checking out the hotties?
Catch myself? I do that shite on purpose. It's a great way to pass the time while the choir is singing all the new songs from Christian radio that nobody likes.
Posted on 6/15/14 at 5:04 pm to headboard banger
I'm not Catholic, but grew up in south la. Even as a now old man , I can remember, as a 14 year old, figuring out real quick that it was ok to give some friends hot older sister the baptist side hug during the sign of peace.
If properly executed, you'd cop a little tit when u reached around. At 14, the copping of 17 year old hot older sister tit, however small the copping, was glorious.
If properly executed, you'd cop a little tit when u reached around. At 14, the copping of 17 year old hot older sister tit, however small the copping, was glorious.
Posted on 6/15/14 at 5:13 pm to weedGOKU666
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enjoy H**l, sinners
Says the guy with "666" in his username
Posted on 6/15/14 at 5:17 pm to headboard banger
It's the easiest place in the world to pick up chicks, especially if they're Catholic or Episcopal.
Posted on 6/15/14 at 5:19 pm to weedGOKU666
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lol @ all the rationalization and mental gymnastics in this thread
enjoy H**l, sinners
Didn't God say "be fruitful and multiply"?
Posted on 6/15/14 at 5:49 pm to Walt OReilly
e: to be clear, those a coke floats in those mugs. a good Christian man swears off the Devil's sweat.
This post was edited on 6/15/14 at 5:51 pm
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