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Posted on 5/17/16 at 5:29 pm
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16116 posts
Posted on 5/17/16 at 5:29 pm
I went to the proctologist today for the first time ever. Prostate cancer runs in my family, so I needed a prostate exam. Is it normal to orgasm during this exam?

Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134865 posts
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Posted by Stud Bud
MS But travel all over the country
Member since Sep 2015
6958 posts
Posted on 5/17/16 at 5:30 pm to
Right fricking now
Posted by 7thWardTiger
Richmond, Texas
Member since Nov 2009
24670 posts
Posted on 5/17/16 at 5:31 pm to
Was last week dealing with my baby mama. But after the OP, it's right now.
Posted by Chicken
Jackassistan
Member since Aug 2003
22026 posts
Posted on 5/17/16 at 5:31 pm to
today, I told someone to have a good weekend, thinking it was Friday...
Posted by O
Mandeville
Member since Oct 2011
6463 posts
Posted on 5/17/16 at 5:31 pm to
Posted by CrazyCadillac
Member since Oct 2011
1919 posts
Posted on 5/17/16 at 5:31 pm to
quote:

Prostate cancer runs in my family, so I needed a prostate exam.


Hopefully you get it, and stop posting.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35500 posts
Posted on 5/17/16 at 5:32 pm to
I wish I had an alter so I could down vote this a second time.
Posted by AUjim
America
Member since Dec 2012
3663 posts
Posted on 5/17/16 at 5:32 pm to
Road trip bro. Stiffler. Professional assistance. Milking the prostate.
Posted by Post It Bandit
Member since Mar 2008
3038 posts
Posted on 5/17/16 at 5:34 pm to
The last time I opened a rebeloke thread.
Posted by OldHickory
New Orleans
Member since Apr 2012
10602 posts
Posted on 5/17/16 at 5:34 pm to
Did the nurse finish you off with her mouth or her hand?
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
142052 posts
Posted on 5/17/16 at 5:35 pm to


Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 5/17/16 at 5:35 pm to
Men don't have prostates you idiot
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16116 posts
Posted on 5/17/16 at 5:38 pm to
My dad who had some experience with these exams told me to get a female doctor. Now I know why....

Posted by TidenUP
Dauphin Island
Member since Apr 2011
14433 posts
Posted on 5/17/16 at 5:39 pm to
Back when I was about 12yr old, my buddy got bit by a big rattlesnake. I was freaking out, asking what I needed to do to help him. He told me and I couldn't figure how it would help, but I did it anyway.

So I'm sitting there telling him stories, and he's getting weaker the whole time. After about an hour, he lost consciousness and later died.

To this day, I can't help but think that if I had just known the difference between anecdote and antidote, my friend might still be alive
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30588 posts
Posted on 5/17/16 at 5:44 pm to
It's time to come out of the closet Rebeloke. Your reputation can't get any worse around here anyway man, just be honest with everyone
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166326 posts
Posted on 5/17/16 at 5:49 pm to
So do you get a boner first or it just splurges out the softy?
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16116 posts
Posted on 5/17/16 at 5:55 pm to
A cat couldn't scratch that boner. I am sore from the ejaculation.
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
26591 posts
Posted on 5/17/16 at 6:04 pm to
I got confused reading this thread title, then I saw who wrote it and just started laughing.

Obligatory downvote.
Posted by SundayFunday
Member since Sep 2011
9302 posts
Posted on 5/17/16 at 6:05 pm to
Yeah, milking the prostate
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